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Old 08-06-2009, 11:12 PM
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This came up during the thread about being friendzoned.

I have never had a female friend that has in anyway help me meet new girls.

Maybe if they did, I would be open to having platonic female friends, but no. Not only do they think they're too good for me, they think all their friends are too good for me as well.

Now if that's not a slap in the face, I don't know what is.
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:17 PM
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...I don't know how that was supposed to help anything

Well, it sort of slapped my childhood memories in the face.
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:19 PM
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Well, I've helped a couple of my guy friends meet girls I know, and get together, and I know lots of girls do that... so maybe there is something about you they really just don't like.
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:20 PM
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And I've never had a guy friend that helped me meet more guys.
Everyone fails.
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:21 PM
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...I don't know how that was supposed to help anything

Well, it sort of slapped my childhood memories in the face.
That things cock is the size of her fucking leg.
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:23 PM
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Lol, and why's he so angry? He got what he wanted, didn't he?
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:24 PM
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I have. but if she's bringing her friends around you they are naturally gonna be like "So are yall talking? " and she'll say: "No, he's not bf material, blah blah blah"

So it's generally worthless YA DIIG??!?!?!
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:26 PM
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... so maybe there is something about you they really just don't like.
And yet, they want to be my friend.

Maybe being buddies with me is like some kind of feel good charity service for them. Like "hey, I'm friends with this fucked up ugly guy, OMG I R A GREAT PERSON!!!1!!!!".
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:30 PM
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You probably just don't have good enough gal-friends
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:30 PM
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And yet, they want to be my friend.

Maybe being buddies with me is like some kind of feel good charity service for them. Like "hey, I'm friends with this fucked up ugly guy, OMG I R A GREAT PERSON!!!!!!!!".
Maybe there is just something about you that makes them think you wouldn't make a decent boyfriend, or yeah, some girls are like that with the whole charity thing. Maybe it's something that they think would just impair your ability to be a good boyfriend, like they think you might be too clingy, or something like that. It could be a lot of things...
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:33 PM
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Dude, nobody's going to set you up with anything. Women in particular are notorious for not getting shit done.

I'm afraid you're on your own, pal.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:25 AM
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I spent a weekend this summer with a female friend who lives in the next town over. I fucked her once but I fucked her friends more lol.
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The reason you're friendzoned is because her FRIENDS decided for her that you're not good enough. Therefore, you're not good enough for them.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:52 AM
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Theoretically that is true, but no female friend has EVER done this for me.
It's worked for me a couple times...She says no, I feel awkward for a bit, accept this new friendship thing and when her mates come along, I'll ask her to get me talking to one or two of them.

However, I see your point. Some of them are just bitches saying the friendship thing and then avoid you like the fucking plague!
That works to your advantage too.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:55 AM
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This especially works if the girl is bisexual. If you both spit game at one girl, then you can hopefully get a 3some going on.
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