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Old 08-07-2009, 06:52 AM
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Default So my mom just walked in on me jacking off...

Never had anyone catch me before. To this of all videos:

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/12...d_My_Underwear

And now we're arguing about the fact my door has a "knock first" sign. 3 weeks away from moving out and caught.

Well, whatever. That's it I guess.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:54 AM
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I've never been walked in on when I was jerkin' it.

My Dad did walk in on me eating out a girl once though.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:55 AM
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I've never been walked in on when I was jerkin' it.

My Dad did walk in on me eating out a girl once though.
did he say good job son
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:55 AM
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I don't have a lock on my bedroom door.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:57 AM
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Damn, the video was gooood.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:57 AM
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did he say good job son
No, it was more like "Wow, I'm disgusted".

Jk, I have no fucking clue what he said, or what his face looked like when he opened the door. I was under a blanket with my face buried in labia, I don't have eyes in the back of my head. She was close to cumming though and moaning pretty loud...I'm surprised he didn't hear it from the hallway.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:58 AM
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Yeah, too much concentration on those nice titties to hear her walking down the stairs. I hate how people just fucking barge into rooms in this house.
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Old 08-07-2009, 07:00 AM
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Yeah, too much concentration on those nice titties to hear her walking down the stairs. I hate how people just fucking barge into rooms in this house.
that happens here to you nigger. pretty much any house that has a family ni it
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Old 08-07-2009, 07:05 AM
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that happens here to you nigger. pretty much any house that has a family ni it
this is why people need to stop reproducing so the human race ceases to exist.
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Old 08-07-2009, 07:25 AM
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it like tripping at the finish line of a successful stealth wank career.
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Old 08-07-2009, 07:43 AM
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Never had anyone catch me before. To this of all videos:

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/12...d_My_Underwear

Oh she is a tease. Dude its all good don't let the awkwardness beat you. Be proud she caught you.
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Old 08-07-2009, 07:45 AM
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it like tripping at the finish line of a successful stealth wank career.

I can't think of a better way to put it.
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:05 AM
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silly kid thats what the shower is for.
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Happens to the best of us, man. I just said, "Hey ma, what the hell do you think I was doing?".

She loled and all is fine.
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:13 AM
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That sounds so goddamn awkward.
Shit man, she didn't see me with me dick out or anything (I was too quick for that) but as I exited the porn window...

Honestly, if a mom don't know her boy is fappin'...


...that boy ain't right.
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:21 AM
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silly kid thats what the shower is for.
I've tried to jerk off in the shower, but I can never cum.
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:31 AM
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it like tripping at the finish line of a successful stealth wank career.
lol +1
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Old 08-07-2009, 10:26 AM
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I've tried to jerk off in the shower, but I can never cum.
its the acoustics of showers
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Old 08-07-2009, 10:31 AM
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it like tripping at the finish line of a successful stealth wank career.
this sentence is lol on so many levels.
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What do you mean?
like when you sing in the shower, it sounds really good because of the acoustics
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like when you sing in the shower, it sounds really good because of the acoustics
Haha what the hell did that have to do with his problem?
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Haha what the hell did that have to do with his problem?
The acoustics off-set your sexual flow. He's got it right, man.
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The acoustics off-set your sexual flow. He's got it right, man.
Yeah man, it takes me longer to cum while showering.
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i find that jizz on the wall of the shower really eats away at the soap scum.

anyway, just buy one of those door wedges to lock the door from the inside. if you cant find one, you can just make one from a piece of wood and an old rubber glove
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Goddamn, every time I read this thread title, I read it as "so my mom jacked me off".


Calling Dr. Freud I guess...
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:27 PM
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See you should have played it how 12 year old Mankonaut played it.

*Mum busts in, Mankonaut quickly pulls up shorts*

Mumsy: What are you doing?

Mankonaut: I... er... the car. There was a car outside, and... it backfired.

Mumsy: ...

Mankonaut: And I nearly peed my pants!

Mumsy: Oh... Do you want some icecream?

Mankonaut: God yes... I'll be out in a couple minutes.

(I was out in about 20 seconds )
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You so should have pulled a grandmas boy and jumped up and came on your mom.


"I can't stop cumming it feels so good!"
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At least it was softcore porn. just think if your mom caught you watching inter-racial or something. Then there would be trouble
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