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Old 08-08-2009, 10:48 PM
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Default I think I have the answer to all of the relationship problems I've had in my life

Physically I'm tall and skinny. I'm strong for my size but I've always had trouble gaining weight. Lots of hipster type chicks and indie pseudo-intellectual girls think I'm hot. In large part because I probably don't present a prototypical masculine image to threaten their non-conformist and possibly feminist leanings. But once they get to know me and find out my personality is the complete opposite of the hipster ideal, they lose interest.

Other more typical girls like my personality, but don't find me attractive physically.

Also apparently I have a jew nose. Even though I have blonde hair and blue eyes and no jewish blood that I know of, I've had Jewish girls approach me only to lose interest when they found out I wasn't a jew. Sometimes I wonder if that also keeps non-jews from having interest in me.

My life is just an accumulation of misperceptions.
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:50 PM
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inb4

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Old 08-08-2009, 10:51 PM
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My life is just an accumulation of misperceptions.
that's why it's better nto to care
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:53 PM
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:36 AM
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Hipster chicks (you know the kind who wear those skinny jeans with a loose sorta retro top and big sunglasses and are ALWAYS on their cell phones) are annoying.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:39 AM
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seems like your in quite the conundrum.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:39 AM
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So you either become a hipster or start working out.

Problem solved. Next thread.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:40 AM
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So you either become a hipster or start working out.

Problem solved. Next thread.
...says the hipster chick.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:44 AM
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Masturbation.


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Old 08-09-2009, 01:45 AM
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I don't think I'm a hipster.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:58 AM
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pic of hipster chicks?
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Old 08-09-2009, 08:32 AM
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Dude just fuck prostitutes. You don't wanna be a weenie like George Sodini.
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Old 08-09-2009, 08:34 AM
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You sound like a fucking fag that I'd rob for lunch money.
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Lie and say you are a jew. Then fuck the jewish girls, and afterwards tell them that you are a gentile. Then laugh cause they will be tainted.
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