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Old 08-09-2009, 09:52 AM
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Lets just say i wanted to die, what is the most effective way of doing it, i.e. the least chance of failure?
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:54 AM
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Nuke.
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:57 AM
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i like it, now all i need is a nuke. Do you have one?
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:57 AM
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Mixing downers with more downers.
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:59 AM
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i like it
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:04 AM
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Oxygen deprivation. Lock the doors of your house, lock yourself in a closet with a tank of nitrous oxide you stole from a dentists office, "seal" the door with tape and, at the floor with towels, turn on the valve and die. Could work in a car as well. This is also the most pleasant way to kill yourself.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:06 AM
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Default Re: Most effective means of suicide...

Hmmm interesting, i will try this, you owe me bk if it doesnt work though
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:07 AM
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hanging yourself is pretty foolproof and doesn't involve the courage and pain in the ass that comes with climbing to the top of a building a jumping off;
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:09 AM
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Default Re: Most effective means of suicide...

yea but theres a pretty big margin of error with hanging yourself, like ending up strangling yourself
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:09 AM
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Good luck JSquared, best wishes.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:10 AM
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Default Re: Most effective means of suicide...

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I guess asphyxiation is the best one come to think of it.

Btw, delete the cookies on your browser before doing it.
dw i will
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:11 AM
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yea but theres a pretty big margin of error with hanging yourself, like ending up strangling yourself
strangling yourself is what i meant. like tying a noose around your neck and kicking the chair out from under yourself. you'll die either way.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:13 AM
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oh. ok alg then
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:16 AM
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Dying is easy. Billions of retards before you have succeeded.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:16 AM
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May i suggest doing it in a humorous way?

New darwins are always good .
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:19 AM
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Electrocution.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:20 AM
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Immolation. It's cheap and foolproof. As long as you have five bucks for a can of gasoline and a lighter, you really can't fail.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:21 AM
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Immolation. It's cheap and foolproof. As long as you have five bucks for a can of gasoline and a lighter, you really can't fail.
that's not true at all. it's very possible that you'll wake up in a hospital horribly disfigured and in excruciating pain.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:24 AM
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You could also do it the way they do in La Grande Bouffe

Lock yourself into a house with chicks'n fewd. Then fuck and eat till you die.

Awesome.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:28 AM
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Electrocution.
a former neighbour of mine commited suicide by electrocution once. he was a deadbeat though
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:39 PM
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Driving a car 120 mph into another car, or if you don't want to be an asshole just drive into the median.
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:42 PM
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Most effective way of suicide, lol.

It isn't suicide if it doesn't work.
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:43 PM
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Grenade in the mouth.
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:33 PM
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that's not true at all. it's very possible that you'll wake up in a hospital horribly disfigured and in excruciating pain.
Shh, don't tell him that!
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:34 PM
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that's not true at all. it's very possible that you'll wake up in a hospital horribly disfigured and in excruciating pain.
Then you try again. Obviously.
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:37 PM
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Default Re: Most effective means of suicide...

The most effective way is the one where you die.

A funny way would be to cut a vein in your wrist so blood squirts out, but be sure to do it around a large group of small children
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:42 PM
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Veins don't really squirt blood. The arteries are where its at.
I get the 2 confused.
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:42 PM
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listen to rap music for more than 5 minuets. your brain will turn to shit and fly out your ears. 100% successful.
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:59 PM
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fucking retarded thread. 12 gauge + brain = death. now get on with it so we dont' have to read this shit anymore.
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:40 PM
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Do it the most slow and painful way, by living life?
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:33 AM
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NEVER give up...You could end up winning the lottery.
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:37 AM
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I got the perfect idea for this.

1. Get some really long, thin steel wire and loop it around your neck.

2. Bolt each end of the wire to a wall or something on top of a huge building.

3. Superglue your hands to your head.

4. Then jump off the building.

5. If the string is long enough, you should gain enough velocity for your head to come off, and when you hit the ground, it'll look like you ripped your own head off to the people who find your body.

6. ???

7. Profit!
Cloudcat, you are seriously disturbed. I mean, who would think of something like that?? (*secretly writes it down to use in new horror screenplay*)
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:49 AM
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overdosing is fun.
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Old 08-10-2009, 03:09 AM
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Unless you want to shit your pants, I'd suggest not eating for a day before you hang yourself.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:15 AM
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I got the perfect idea for this.

1. Get some really long, thin steel wire and loop it around your neck.

2. Bolt each end of the wire to a wall or something on top of a huge building.

3. Superglue your hands to your head.

4. Then jump off the building.

5. If the string is long enough, you should gain enough velocity for your head to come off, and when you hit the ground, it'll look like you ripped your own head off to the people who find your body.

6. ???

7. Profit!
Beat me to it you son of a bitch.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:24 AM
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Shhhh!


It's weird, me and my friend were just talking about that actually.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:31 AM
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Default Re: Most effective means of suicide...

Perhaps I should do murders instead? Then i could pull some funny shit, like ripping someones arms legs and head off then putting the limbs in the neckhole and then sending the body to their next of kin.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:47 AM
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Even though I'm against the death penalty, I argue that lethal injection should consist of IV opiate overdose using Fentanyl or heroin. That way they could pleasantly fall unconscious. This is a round-about way of saying that if one really wants to commit suicide, they ought to obtain a fatal amount of a CNS depressant like certain opiates or barbiturates.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:22 AM
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oh yea sorry, tbh i cant be bothered getting all the shit i need to do this
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:47 AM
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Question What's a good way to kill yourself

This is not an attention whoring thread, If you think it is then DO NOT REPLY.

I'm really depressed and fucked up right now, I am looking at my options.
I feel i can not be loved and can not love someone.. i give up... what do you think is the best way to kill yourself?
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