I am not a god damn robot!

Angry Blue Bird of Death · #1 08-10-2009, 09:14 AM

As tough as I am I'm not a robot. I have feelings just like everyone else.
I am something much more real, but for now you can call me by name.

Marijuanasaurus · #2 08-10-2009, 09:17 AM

lol tough? you are scared to death of black people how can you be tough?

Kow · #3 08-10-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

lol tough? you are scared to death of black people how can you be tough?

Hey, I'm scared of black people too. They're scary!

Marijuanasaurus · #4 08-10-2009, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Kow

Hey, I'm scared of black people too. They're scary!

they can be, but you gotta just think of them as big dumb animals.

I was friends with this big black guy at my last job who was a methhead.

wed walk around the store together, and i always though it looked like me, a normal white/mexican guy, and my pet gorilla.

TripleDot · #5 08-10-2009, 09:25 AM

Well, if he really is a robot, wouldn't he say this to throw everyone off?

Sanchez_Machine · #6 08-10-2009, 09:31 AM

I'm a robot.

Beep.

TripleDot · #7 08-10-2009, 09:32 AM

cool_kid23435 · #8 08-10-2009, 09:37 AM

TripleDot · #9 08-10-2009, 09:37 AM

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Freaky

Kow · #10 08-10-2009, 09:39 AM

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That isn't bender! That isn't bender at all!

Unwyred · #11 08-10-2009, 10:05 AM

Well technically he's a self-aware automaton.

TripleDot · #12 08-10-2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Unwyred

Well technically he's a self-aware automaton.

Fish · #13 08-10-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

Well, if he really is a robot, wouldn't he say this to throw everyone off?

Yes, this is exactly the kind of tactic I'd expect from a robot.

Like those bots in the porn forum that respond with a pre-made "lol, of <i>course</i> I'm not a bot" with fucked up tags and stuff, and then they go back to posting tiny-ass preview pictures of crap nobody wants to download.

Unwyred · #14 08-10-2009, 10:12 AM

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TripleDot · #15 08-10-2009, 10:18 AM

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Woah, kinda freakin me out here.

Unwyred · #16 08-10-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

Woah, kinda freakin me out here.

O RLY?

TripleDot · #17 08-10-2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Unwyred

O RLY?

Now, how does that thing type? And it sure doesn't look racist to me

nutsack · #18 08-10-2009, 10:29 AM

pill popper · #19 08-10-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Blue Bird of Death

As tough as I am I'm not a robot. I have feelings just like everyone else.
I am something much more real, but for now you can call me by name.

Pussy . grow some balls

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

lol tough? you are scared to death of black people how can you be tough?

Lol.. he is afraid they will ass rape him

Unwyred · #20 08-10-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

Now, how does that thing type? And it sure doesn't look racist to me

It taps the keys with its beak, yo. And it sure as hell is racist; look at it's top-hat!

TripleDot · #21 08-10-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Unwyred

It taps the keys with its beak, yo.

It would have to move to go from the n to the i to the g to the e to the r.

Unwyred · #22 08-10-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

It would have to move to go from the n to the i to the g to the e to the r.

Naw, just refer to my ninja edit.

Top-hat. 'Nuff said. That Robobird is a racist shitnipple.

TripleDot · #23 08-10-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Unwyred

That Robobird is a racist shitnipple.

Taken out of context, that is a most confusing statement.

Fish · #24 08-10-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pill popper

Lol.. he is afraid they will ass rape him

"No! Not in my exhaust vent!"

TripleDot · #25 08-10-2009, 10:51 AM

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"No! Not in my exhaust vent!"

...lol

Dfg · #26 08-10-2009, 10:55 AM

Oh shit, I see a robot quick everyone throw some Cake slices at him.

*Dfg slices himself*

You can eat some btw. I am delicious. Who wants to lick the icing on the top

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TripleDot · #27 08-10-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dfg

Oh shit, I see a robot quick everyone throw some Cake slices at him.

*Dfg slices himself*

You can eat some btw. I am delicious. Who wants to lick the icing on the top

.

I woouuld...but no homo.

Unwyred · #28 08-10-2009, 11:53 AM

Fuck it. Cake is cake dude...

ttake · #29 08-10-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Kow

Hey, I'm scared of black people too. They're scary!

in soviet russia, black people are scared of you! wait, there are no black people in russia

Kow · #30 08-10-2009, 02:12 PM

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in soviet russia, black people are scared of you! wait, there are no black people in russia

Yes there are.

Shaggy · #31 08-10-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

they can be, but you gotta just think of them as big dumb animals.

I was friends with this big black guy at my last job who was a methhead.

wed walk around the store together, and i always though it looked like me, a normal white/mexican guy, and my pet gorilla.

It is so good to hear it!