Open letter to God.

Snoopy · #1 08-12-2009, 11:35 AM

Dear God,

Being the all-seeing faggot that you are, I would like to ask you why the fuck Grayfox is still alive? I'm greatly starting to doubt your all-seeingness, your omnipotence and your "good" nature. What happened in recent years man? You used to be cool! What? You decided to grab forty winks? That's unacceptable you fuckhead.

Seriously, I want you to take two steps back and take the time to look at Grayfox' life. Can you do that for me please? If you actually did this, you would realize that he is an abomination before you. He lies, a lot. I mean, this guy. He lies in his sleep. No that wasn't a fucking pun. Grayfox can even lie when deprived of oxygen. He can lie with pretty much every part of his body. And he's doing it non stop. Besides lying, he is constantly blaspheming your dumb ass and you're too fucking absent to do anything about it. What happened to striking liars down with blots of lightning? Oh right, that's Zeus, the God who actually had dick and power, unlike your cookie dough ass.

God damn it, I will not stand for this. Grayfox has to die, now! Or give him colon cancer and let him suffer for another 3 months, either way make it fast. People are losing faith in both you, humanity and themselves when dipshit like Grayfox are allowed to breath air. He is an abomination upon the face of the planet Earth. He belongs ten miles under the ocean, with the rest of the deep see abominations. Fuck me, I bet they don't even want him either.

Wait, are you just keeping him alive so you don't have to face his bullshit post-mortem? Well fuck you, you lazy shit! You can't keep him alive forever. You're going to have to judge his lying shit sooner or later. So man up you fucking pussy, and get to it. If Grayfox is dead within 6 months from now, I promise I will raise my children to be good christians.

If you however refuse to man up and get rid of that awful bastard, I will deface your website with scat porn!

Your most faithful lemming,

Snoopy.

P.S.

Can you bring Burger King to Belgium?

kthxbai

Please insert username · #2 08-12-2009, 11:44 AM

lol

pill popper · #3 08-12-2009, 12:27 PM

Why would you want a buger king

Fucking awful food

Marijuanasaurus · #4 08-12-2009, 12:29 PM

you know... hes not gonna read it.

Snoopy · #5 08-12-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

you know... hes not gonna read it.

Sure he will.

pill popper · #6 08-12-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

you know... hes not gonna read it.

agreed

Even god wouldnt want to eat at burger shit

:MAD:ijuana · #7 08-12-2009, 12:38 PM

Ask for a white castle too

Marijuanasaurus · #8 08-12-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

Sure he will.

No he has you on his ignore list.

pill popper · #9 08-12-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ch666999ch

Ask for a white castle too

Thanks for posting this

I am going to find one of these in new york and see what all the fucking hype is about

nutsack · #10 08-12-2009, 01:14 PM

Hey, God here:

"Shut up Snoopy"

jackketch · #11 08-12-2009, 01:54 PM

Book Of Ketch, Chapter one

And the Lord Zabaoth spake unto the Sons of Men saying, all things that groweth upon the Earth and all things that do crawl upon the Earth may you partake of, forsaking only BurgerKing for this is an abomination and anyone eating of it is unclean before me.

Forsake not the vittals of your youth O Israel, eat only of the 100% beefy goodness that is McDonalds and I shall bless you, your crops will grow and you shall prosper in the Land I have given to your forefathers. Your sons will grow strong as the cedars in Lebanon and your daughters will be a pride unto you if thou remains true to me and lusts not after strange gods like Burger King, for surely she is a great whore who bringeth malady upon all and I shall strike her down in my wrath.

Snoopy · #12 08-12-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jackketch

Book Of Ketch, Chapter one

And the Lord Zabaoth spake unto the Sons of Men saying, all things that groweth upon the Earth and all things that do crawl upon the Earth may you partake of, forsaking only BurgerKing for this is an abomination and anyone eating of it is unclean before me.

Forsake not the vittals of your youth O Israel, eat only of the 100% beefy goodness that is McDonalds and I shall bless you, your crops will grow and you shall prosper in the Land I have given to your forefathers. Your sons will grow strong as the cedars in Lebanon and your daughters will be a pride unto you if thou remains true to me and lusts not after strange gods like Burger King, for surely she is a great whore who bringeth malady upon all and I shall strike her down in my wrath.

Go away, retard.

jackketch · #13 08-12-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

Go away, retard.

This from the Belgium Bum Boy who thinks that 'flame grilled' tastes better! Well it doesn't you twat, IT'S BURNT! Ain't no such thing as 'flame grilled', you grill over coals. Burgerfling have just found a cool way to sell you their carbonized crap.

Idiot.

Or rather you will be an idiot soon if you eat at BK..

"Make mine a CJD Whopper with cheese please"

Snoopy · #14 08-12-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jackketch

This from the Belgium Bum Boy who thinks that 'flame grilled' tastes better! Well it doesn't you twat, IT'S BURNT! Ain't no such thing as 'flame grilled', you grill over coals. Burgerfling have just found a cool way to sell you their carbonized crap.

Idiot.

Or rather you will be an idiot soon if you eat at BK..

"Make mine a CJD Whopper with cheese please"

Wait, did you just claim that fast food joints grill their burgers over coal?

Go flush your head down the toilet you britfag retard.

Please insert username · #15 08-12-2009, 02:10 PM

ding ding ding!

Slapshot · #16 08-12-2009, 02:25 PM

McDonalds is for niggers and little kids. (and the pedophiles who love them both)

jackketch · #17 08-12-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

Wait, did you just claim that fast food joints grill their burgers over coal?

Headache?

That'd be the CJD kickin' in.

Snoopy · #18 08-12-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jackketch

Headache?

That'd be the CJD kickin' in.

Don't change subjects you faggot. You're being a dumbshit smartass about the grilling thing, trying to derail my thread from the obvious topic of why Grayfox is still alive.

Also, never heard of a gas grill?

You suck.