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Old 08-13-2009, 02:02 AM
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And I was thinking.. What the fuck am I doing? Am I gay?
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:03 AM
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stick it in your butt
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:09 AM
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Thats a very useful fact
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:10 AM
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Default Re: So I was eating a banana..

It's only gay if your thinking of gay things while you eat it.
By chance were you eating it, so ever slowly, in front of a mirror?
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:45 AM
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holy SHIT I JUST ATE A BANNANNA but i wasnt gay about it u must be bi or gay or somethin get dat shit checkd out
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:47 AM
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holy SHIT I JUST ATE A BANNANNA but i wasnt gay about it u must be bi or gay or somethin get dat shit checkd out
Quality post.
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:51 AM
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If you cut the banana in half and stick half between the cushion couches and fuck the shit out of it it gets all squishy and feels like a pussy. This is what my buddy told me. I have yet to try this.
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:52 AM
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My buddy told me that it would probably feel good to have gaysex cus im such a fag. I have yet to try this.
thats nasty dude
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:18 AM
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:24 AM
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Default Re: So I was eating a banana..

You're only gay if you think about the banana in a sexual manner.

So yes. You are very, very homosexual.
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:27 AM
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And I was thinking.. What the fuck am I doing? Am I gay?
did it look like that ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_3VZ2ktNc8

sometimes it does feel strange to eat a banana while you fap.
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:38 AM
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That's why you eat bananas in banana pudding form... Then it feels like you're eating cold smegma.
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