I have come to the realisation
That you need some education
As to the means of copulation,
Otherwise known as fornication
But don't give in to your frustration!
I'll help you achieve that sensation
For pleasure or for procreation -
You can easily reach that elation
Regardless of your current location
It doesn't matter about your nation
Or in fact any situation
(Including your sexual orientation)
You begin with casual but elegant flirtation
Talk with some gusto and animation -
But don't subject them to degredation!
Lest you suffer a new damnation
Once you have their fascination
Return the love with admiration
Don't wait for your target's desperation -
Quickly adjust with a relocation!
They look at you with expectation
Don't ruin it now with hesitation
Jump right in with some stimulation;
You'll soon have them moving for gyration
Take this as an open invitation:
It's time to end any conversation
Get to action with acceleration
Do what you want without discrimination
Lie in bed and watch the weather station
Or fall into a state of hibernation,
You'll never miss that exhileration
If you resort to some good ol' masturbation.
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