Build your own evil plan!

[k8e]

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php


Mine:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal mt. rushmore. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your doomsday device, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

[Xlite]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a military general. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, horrified by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize new york. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

This

[Razor]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

I like this!

[Dfg]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

HAHAHAH

[sexualjesus]

lol

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a news reporter. This will cause the world to leave, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must steal the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

[Rizzo in a box]

This is awesome. +10

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

I have an absolutely unshakable feeling this already happened, in a past life. O.o

[Misguided Russian]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the white house. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[tim]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

all your base are belong to us

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.