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Old 08-22-2009, 11:08 PM
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Default Can YOU stick your dick in your own ass?

I can touch my asshole with dick but I can't quite put it in, some people call that the "stromboli". I cannot accomplish it, but I am very interested to hear other peoples feedback and experiences.
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:11 PM
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:13 PM
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let's get together for coffee sometime
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:13 PM
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I haven't ever tried this out and probably will not.
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:36 PM
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I haven't ever tried this out and probably will not.
Same here
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:37 PM
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Nope too small

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Old 08-22-2009, 11:39 PM
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What is this faggotry.
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:44 PM
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Nope too small

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Old 08-22-2009, 11:46 PM
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can't do it
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:53 PM
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Are you guys actually attempting to do this?
I wouldn't want to know if I'm capable of fucking myself in the ass.
That's pretty queer.
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:55 PM
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yeah, that's gay. i would stick a finger up there though
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Old 08-23-2009, 12:06 AM
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yeah, that's gay. i would stick a finger up there though
Fuck that. I had to get my first prostate exam last month and I punched the doctor in the face for it. He told me he wouldn't press charges if I found a different doctor and never came back. Fuck that.
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Old 08-23-2009, 12:10 AM
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that's gay, you were violated by another man. you had every right to punch him. next time do the exam yourself
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Old 08-23-2009, 12:19 AM
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My dick curves upward it doesn't get big and stay neutral.
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Old 08-23-2009, 12:42 AM
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that's gay, you were violated by another man. you had every right to punch him. next time do the exam yourself
Fuck that too. I'd rather they just take a tissue depth x-ray or an MRI or something if they have to check for an enlarged Prostate. I wasn't having trouble pissing or getting it up, why the fuck do I need an invasive procedure done for?
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Same as OP, touches but doesn't go in.
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Old 08-23-2009, 01:41 AM
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My nuts get in the way. Sorry.
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one time a doctor made me do this
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