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Old 08-23-2009, 06:57 PM
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Ok so I went to a party yesterday, and I rolled myself a small .5 blunt and begin smoking it. when Im about half way through, somebody walks up to me and asks me for A "hit", So I said sure, you can take 2. This kid hits the blunt like 4 times and passes it to some random kid who passes it to someone else, When I get my blunt back it was a tiny clip. What is it about partys that make people think you can just do that kind of shit?
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:00 PM
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Why didn't you fucking falcon punch him and take your blunt back?
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:01 PM
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Your fault for letting some random dude toke with you, and not asking for it back when he gave it to another kid. Grow some balls.
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:06 PM
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Your fault for letting some random dude toke with you, and not asking for it back when he gave it to another kid. Grow some balls.
Fuck that, if you can take a hit or two from someone you give it back right away. It isn't yours to share.
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:15 PM
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you try to reason with 10 cheeched out motherfuckers to give you your blunt back, Its not even that I mind sharing, its the fact that he passed it without asking.
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Old 08-23-2009, 08:20 PM
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Snatch it back. Claim rollers rights and walk off with it.
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Old 08-24-2009, 12:05 AM
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Simple as this... you have no respect among that group of friends. They merely see you as the 'dude we keep around cause he has weed'. You either need to a) do something super badass to earn their respect.. or b) get some new friends in the chess club.
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:30 AM
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Yeah man, people are fucking twats at parties. I was rolling a blunt at a party a while ago, and some random nigger walked up and said he was a cop. I hesitated, and he just grabbed a good .5g nug out of my pile, ate it, and laughed his ass off. Then he patted me on the shoulder and said he wasn't actually a cop and walked off. I proceeded to roll the blunt, track him down, and convince him that he ate a gram of weed and got $10 off him. Fucking stupid niggers. How do people think it'd be cool to just eat somebody's fucking weed?
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:33 AM
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Yeah man, people are fucking twats at parties. I was rolling a blunt at a party a while ago, and some random nigger walked up and said he was a cop. I hesitated, and he just grabbed a good .5g nug out of my pile, ate it, and laughed his ass off. Then he patted me on the shoulder and said he wasn't actually a cop and walked off. I proceeded to roll the blunt, track him down, and convince him that he ate a gram of weed and got $10 off him. Fucking stupid niggers. How do people think it'd be cool to just eat somebody's fucking weed?
Because people are morons... also, why do you stoners never resort to violence when dumb shit like this occurs? I'm all about peace and respect and all that, but when someone disrespects you, don't hesitate to return the favor 3x over.
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:34 AM
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Yeah thats theft right there.
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:38 AM
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Because people are morons... also, why do you stoners never resort to violence when dumb shit like this occurs? I'm all about peace and respect and all that, but when someone disrespects you, don't hesitate to return the favor 3x over.
I just about did. He totally disrespected me and that crossed the line that rarely gets crossed in my books, enough to warrant a beat down. But why bother kicking his ass when all I had to do was yell at him and end up with extra cash to buy more drugs?
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:43 AM
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I just about did. He totally disrespected me and that crossed the line that rarely gets crossed in my books, enough to warrant a beat down. But why bother kicking his ass when all I had to do was yell at him and end up with extra cash to buy more drugs?
Fair enough, but if it was some really good stuff I would of just ultimate punched him and take the 10 dollhairs
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:44 AM
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Or how about just share your weed? That works, too.
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:49 AM
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Or how about just share your weed? That works, too.
Yeah, except when I work 40 hours a week so I can buy my own weed with my own money, I don't want to give it away to strangers for no reason but to get them high with nothing in return.

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Old 08-26-2009, 07:00 AM
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only share with people who will return the favour, you should have said no
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:36 AM
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If you're going to roll a fat piece like that at a party, of course it's gonna get rinsed if you pass it to a stranger. It's a party, filled with drunks and randoms who'd rather get high than be liked by you, a kid they'll never see again.

If you roll a party piece and somebody asks for a few tokes, tell 'em you'll smoke it down a bit and pass it round when you're done. Never pass a big spliff/blunt of your own creation until you're personally done with it. Never start smoking in a crowded room, unless you like having 15 strangers asking for "just one toke, man". And always have a smoking buddy or two around, so you can pass it 'round amongst yourselves. Makes it easier to say no, and you look like less of a douche (of course you're not actually being a douche for saying no, but some people will get pissy about it).
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Old 08-26-2009, 11:43 AM
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I just say

"yeah man one sec, I'll roll a new one for you"
"seeeeeerious duuuuuude, youuuuree awessomme, hey guuuuysss hesss awwweesome"

And I roll that motherfucker a king size joint of datura
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Old 08-26-2009, 05:24 PM
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That's why you do your drugs when no one is around.
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