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Old 08-25-2009, 12:44 AM
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Default If you must steal from Walmart, do it in the middle of the night.

I've had many experiences stealing from Walmart, not all good. Eventually I came to a realization, while walking around the store at two in the morning with my friend, and the realization was this: STEAL FROM WALMART AT NIGHT.

The night shift staff do not give a fuck about loss prevention. Now, I do not work for-nor am I in any way affiliated with-Walmart, so I don't know how they run their store, but all I ever see the employees doing is stocking and buffing the floors at late hours. There might, and let me stress the word might, be an employee assigned to watch for shoplifters, but there is so little activity at these times that they are likely preoccupied with getting the store ready for the next day.

I don't steal from stores like Walmart anymore, I guess I grew out of it. However, I just felt like sharing this tidbit of information that I learned as a kid. I'm sure that many of you already know this, but I haven't seen anyone ever give out such advice. It reduces the risk of getting caught so much that I consider it the only way I'd go back to retail theft.
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:46 AM
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Def. steal from W.G or F.D or D.G or D.S.
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Old 08-25-2009, 02:57 AM
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I havent stolen anything from walmart in years... I should take a trip up to one soon and get something for fun
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:11 AM
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:29 AM
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what would be ideal to take?
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:37 AM
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Default Re: If you must steal from Walmart, do it in the middle of the night.

It's the opposite here at night every fucking aisle is filled with someone restocking or cleaning or taking inventory. I hate going at night because the workers outnumber the people and i usually feel like everyone is watching me like "the fuck is this kid doing here at 3?"

but that's because i'm usually really stoned or drunk
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:40 AM
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what would be ideal to take?
consumer electronics,weapons ,jewelry, food etc...
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:42 AM
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Default Re: If you must steal from Walmart, do it in the middle of the night.

Well just to add some input, I got busted shoplifting at Walmart a few years ago.

It was during the day.

Totally not worth it, by the way.
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:43 AM
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I've had many experiences stealing from Walmart, not all good. Eventually I came to a realization, while walking around the store at two in the morning with my friend, and the realization was this: STEAL FROM WALMART AT NIGHT.
Oh man, how shitty would it be to have to call your parents up at 3 in the morning to bail you out cause you got caught stealing CDs at Walmart for no goddamn reason...
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Old 08-25-2009, 04:06 AM
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Oh man, how shitty would it be to have to call your parents up at 3 in the morning to bail you out cause you got caught stealing CDs at Walmart for no goddamn reason...
Not much worse than having to call them at 3 in the afternoon for the same reason.
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Old 08-25-2009, 04:11 AM
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Oh man, how shitty would it be to have to call your parents up at 3 in the morning to bail you out cause you got caught stealing CDs at Walmart for no goddamn reason...
Worse then going to prison for stealing CD's from the internet?
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Old 08-25-2009, 04:30 AM
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Worse then going to prison for stealing CD's from the internet?
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Old 08-25-2009, 04:31 AM
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I don't steal. I borrow and return

Borrow with consent that is
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Old 08-25-2009, 04:33 AM
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I dont like to steal from walmart. I steal from other chains, which overprize the goods.
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Old 08-25-2009, 05:02 AM
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Stealing from the local dollar store is way more satisfying.
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Old 08-25-2009, 05:14 AM
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if you steal from walmart you are probably 12 years old
I don't do it anymore myself, too much risk for my taste, with too little reward. I keep seeing people make threads on how to shoplift though, and this seems like the best way to do it if you want to take that course.

And it's usually a bunch of old ladies working at the Walmarts in my area, who really don't pay too much attention to me and my buddies whenever we go in. I found it works best when you enter with someone with you. All we ever stole was DVDs, but I'm sure you could get inventive.

Stay away from shoplifting though, you can make way more money doing something a lot less risky and a lot less nerve-wracking. I've moved on to bigger and better things.
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Don't admit to crimes on this board. Don't know how many times I gotta say this before I start bringing down the ban-hammer.
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Old 02-21-2010, 02:40 AM
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...i grabbed those...
We don't want to hear what you stole. Keep on openly confessing to crimes on this board and you'll won't be posting here much longer. That's a promise.
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Old 02-21-2010, 04:03 AM
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Default Re: If you must steal from Walmart, do it in the middle of the night.

yeh. its a crime. it isn't like telling someone how to rig a pay phone to make free calls or anything...lol
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yeh. its a crime. it isn't like telling someone how to rig a pay phone to make free calls or anything...lol
No. Telling someone how to do something is TOTALLY different than confessing to a crime.
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Old 02-21-2010, 06:07 AM
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late at night is retarded

the best time would be during the afternoon, when all varieties of people are in there and you can move about amongst the crowed.
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Old 02-21-2010, 06:22 AM
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k-mart motherfuckers!
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late at night is retarded

the best time would be during the afternoon, when all varieties of people are in there and you can move about amongst the crowed.
But in the afternoon there is always some retard who tells a worker that you are shoplifting. Happened to my friend once.
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Old 02-21-2010, 08:40 PM
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Well, make sure no one's watching you.
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It's the opposite here at night every fucking aisle is filled with someone restocking or cleaning or taking inventory. I hate going at night because the workers outnumber the people and i usually feel like everyone is watching me like "the fuck is this kid doing here at 3?"
This. I always go in at about 2-3am because there's not a huge ass line to wait for. Except one time, I got stuck behind this bitch with two buggies full of groceries, and I had one item. ONE FUCKING ITEM AND SHE WOULDN'T LET ME SKIP HER FAT ASS!

Anyway, I'd never steal from Walmart at night. Not only is there a lot of employees, that's when you're the most suspicious. The key to success is to blend on, not just "don't be seen". If they don't suspect you, they won't even give you a second thought. And that's exactly what you're looking for when you jack a wireless mouse, 10 2gb SD cards, 2 32gb flashdrives, 4 discount video games, and a wireless adapter while spending $15 on an electric shaver so when the alarm beeps they let you through.
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It's the opposite here at night every fucking aisle is filled with someone restocking or cleaning or taking inventory. I hate going at night because the workers outnumber the people and i usually feel like everyone is watching me like "the fuck is this kid doing here at 3?"
Chances are the night workers are robbing shit anyway.

Not that I did when I worked nights >.>

Tempting though.

I was limited by the fact I worked on health and beauty... and nothing took my interest.
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Old 02-22-2010, 02:39 AM
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You've obviously never visited Dr. Randy Rolfe's Hedgehog Hideout.

Great time to do Walmart is 5 minutes before closing. LP will be up at the front 9 out of 10 times, either keeping an eye on the tills as they go back to the office, or standing by at the front as the manager counts and bundles the money in the back office... about $60,000 - $80,000 in cash, incidentally.

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My Walmart doesn't close.
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Hmm, find out what room the manager handles the money in, drop in through the roof...

Interesting idea. It'd have to be a very quick in an out. Tie manager up, make sure they can't scream, block door, get away AFAP.
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Hypothetically, if someone were to steal from walmart, what would be the best items to snag? One is allured by flash drives and the like.. smaller objects with a bigger sticker value and are actually useful. But what else? In terms of easiest/smallest/and most expensive items? Jewelry just wouldn't be reasonable..

I have to agree with ZX9R. If I were going to steal, the Dollar Store would be more appealing just because of the security issues.. and they have most basic supplies materials you need but don't really want to pay for.
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Hypothetically, if someone were to steal from walmart, what would be the best items to snag? One is allured by flash drives and the like.. smaller objects with a bigger sticker value and are actually useful. But what else? In terms of easiest/smallest/and most expensive items? Jewelry just wouldn't be reasonable..

I have to agree with ZX9R. If I were going to steal, the Dollar Store would be more appealing just because of the security issues.. and they have most basic supplies materials you need but don't really want to pay for.
Honestly... makeup? I know you guys are all... guys... but makeup is just so easy to steal at Walmart/Target, etc, etc... Just thought I'd throw that out there for anyone who wanted to know... such things...
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Everyone working the night shift at walmart is so twisted off meth that when they see you stealing something they start worrying about losing their job if they tried to stop you
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:05 AM
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I've worked at a couple different wal-mart stores in the past I can tell you that, from my experience, the night crews usually have a pretty high turnover rate. So the result is half the associates on that shift still trying to learn everything and very often not having a fucking clue about how to deal with people stealing. Not only that, but many of them hate wal-mart enough to not really care.

And like Megakush said, alot of them are on shit too...
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Only fuck ups and misfits work nights.

The only person who will care about you stealing at nights is the boss and any wannabe bosses brown nosing the real boss.
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I steal bio oil from walmart.
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I steal bio oil from walmart.
Why would you bump this thread just so you could admit to crimes?
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Why would you bump this thread just so you could admit to crimes?
That stuff is $20 per bottle; THAT is criminal.
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Don't admit to crimes on this board. Don't know how many times I gotta say this before I start bringing down the ban-hammer.
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