Without getting up from your chair...

[Sentinel owl]

...could you reach an object (or combination of objects) that you could kill brandon with? I certainly can. I am a foot away from a seam cutter.

with which I could methodically remove all of his skin. After puncturing his spine to paralyze him from the neck down, of course.

[LSA King]

Yup both my 5" switch blade and my XD9 with 2 magazines of 15 hollowpoint rounds each. I always keep weapons close to where I sleep which is on my $150 mother fucking leather executive chair

[Illegal Immigrant]

who the fuck is brandon? i could think of hundreds of ways that almost everything around me right now can be used as a lethal weapon.
for example..

i can stab him several times in the neck and jugular area with a broken pen that is very pointy.
or drop a printer, monitor, computer, desk, or chair on his head several times until his brains are all over the floor.
or crush up some glass and throw it in his food.
or make a shank out of broken glass and slice open his neck veins.
or strangle him with some computer cables.

[Shaggy]

There's a knife on my desk. 'Nuff said.

[Unwyred]

I've got a knife, a million volt stun gun and a Glock 17 on my person at this time.

[TripleDot]

Yeah, I have a lockblade knife with a 4" blade, 2 swiss army knives, 2 different kinds of butane torches, and a pot for boiling noodles that I put microwaved popcorn in.

[Σnigma]

ITT: Kids ready for a zombie apocalypse.

[Chavinist]

I have teh firearms.

[Sentinel owl]

Originally Posted by Σnigma

ITT: Kids ready for a zombie apocalypse.

Yeah seriously. Sleeping next to a firearm loaded with hollow-point bullets? Keeping said firearm within arm's-reach of your computer? Holy FUCK! That's intense. I guess I'm just more creative.

And brandon is the fuckhead that is ruining my day every time I open GS. If you see a shitty thread with numerous idiotic grammatical mistakes, it's probably his.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by Σnigma

ITT: Kids ready for a zombie apocalypse.

ZOMBIES? Where!? Fuck get your shit gaise its happening ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!1

[HTS]

Really? Just the fact that we're able to respond to this thread means we have objects that can be used to kill brandon. I'd just choke him out with a wire from my monitor.

[My Mom Is Dead]

I could kill Brandon with my bare fucking fists.

Just kidding, I'm a pussy.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead

I could kill Brandon with my bare fucking fists.

Just kidding, I'm a pussy.

At least you are honest. I wish I was a pussy, I would fuck the shit out of myself.

[ObsidianZ]

I have an old dull 3 inch knife on my desk. Still pointy though, it would stab well enough.

*ObZ

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Yup there is a screwdriver on my desk.

[Ed Lister]

I've got a box cutter and hundreds of drawing pins with brightly coloured plastic heads. I would make colourful designs of flowers on his body with the pins and then slash him randomly with the box cutter so it looks like the flowers are bleeding. My piece would be entitled 'The Ironic Death of Brandon by Nature Flowers' and would get me acquitted of his murder based upon it's artistic merit.

[ObsidianZ]

Originally Posted by Ed Lister

I've got a box cutter and hundreds of drawing pins with brightly coloured plastic heads. I would make colourful designs of flowers on his body with the pins and then slash him randomly with the box cutter so it looks like the flowers are bleeding. My piece would be entitled 'The Ironic Death of Brandon by Nature Flowers' and would get me acquitted of his murder based upon it's artistic merit.

Like artistic CP!

*ObZ

[kfc v lot]

I could knife the fucker with my 3inch knife or beat him to death with my ikea foot stool. There are also about 20 ale bottles on my window sill, and i would glass tge fucker.

[Frankeh]

I have 17 empty beer bottles, assorted plates, cups and cutlery. a lighter and deodorant can. assorted lengths or cord's aka garrot. a few shopping bags, asphyxiation

brandon would be fucked if he came within arm's length of me and was dumb enough to stand there whilst I decided what to use.

if he stood 4 feet away and taunted me i would probably ignore him.

[Mirana]

Plenty of things, my monitor over his head. Keyboard on the desk used, even the batteries inside my mouse.

[Chris]

I have a female near by, the thought of interacting with one would scare him to death, that little faggot.

[Tommy Lund]

I have my camera on my lap, so I can take the pictures.

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by Tommy Lund

I have my camera on my lap, so I can take the pictures.

Whoa there Tommy, hold on a tic. Do you really wish to risk breaking your camera by taking pictures of him?

[Tommy Lund]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Whoa there Tommy, hold on a tic. Do you really wish to risk breaking your camera by taking pictures of him?

It is worth it to get pictures of him tortured with a range of instruments.

[Firemite]

I have a modelling saw I could use, plus a pin vice and some clippers. Also, a plastic bag.

[Chris]

Originally Posted by Firemite

I have a modelling saw I could use, plus a pin vice and some clippers. Also, a plastic bag.

me and you got the same stuff on our desks it seems.

[Mantikore]

pens, scissors and a snapped hacksaw blade