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Old 01-31-2009, 03:25 AM
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Default whats the fastest way to get THC out ur body

just in case the rents are kikes and mention a possible drug test in near future and i smoke everyday...what should i do, any tricks ?
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Old 01-31-2009, 05:43 AM
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Default Re: whats the fastest way to get THC out ur body

Drink plenty of Cranberry juice.

Make sure it's cranberry juice and not CRANBERRY COCKTAIL.

Sweat alot, put on some heavy clothes and excersise on your treadmill or stairs inside your house (go up and down thme) for like 10 minutes, so sweat is pumpin out.

Piss alot.

Also try taking a screener, They are usually hits and misses. But it's an inreased chance of not getting caught. So go for it.

To find drug test screeners, try your local headshop. They usually sell them
They're "Body Detoxification" tools..

you can also buy them online at almost any marijuana site.
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Old 01-31-2009, 07:10 AM
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Default Re: whats the fastest way to get THC out ur body

i hear advil before the piss test can cause a false negative
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Old 01-31-2009, 12:31 PM
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Default Re: whats the fastest way to get THC out ur body

it's stored in your fat so it's really based on how quick you metabolise it

easiest way is to just stop as soon as you know you'll get tested soon, and dilute your urine enough to get a negative test.

that's all i know from reading heaps of 'OMG HOW DO I PASS A DRUG TEST' threads
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:13 PM
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i hear advil before the piss test can cause a false negative
how much do i need to take?
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:57 PM
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how much do i need to take?
He doesn't know, it's only hearsay.

There's no easy way to do this, no one can sell you the "magic pill" to make you pass a drug test, so stop looking for it.

As said before, the best you can do is try to exercise and drink a lot of water in order to flush it out and dilute it in your piss. If you drink TOO much water, though, some drug testers will know what you're up to, so don't go overboard.
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:18 AM
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Laxatives. I recommend you take lots and lots of laxitives.
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:52 AM
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Get someone who doesn't do drugs' piss and use that. Are they going to watch your penis as you piss? If not, then it should easy. Or you could just drink a fuckload of water all day and take B vitamins so that your piss will always be yellow. Then after pissing a million times you can use the super diluted mid-urination piss (do not immediatly start pissing in the cup) and likely pass.

I wouldn't risk the advil method. Daily aerobic excersize would make it leave your system faster (burns fat) but it would still probably take weeks to test negative.

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Old 02-09-2009, 04:11 AM
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it's stored in your fat so it's really based on how quick you metabolise it

easiest way is to just stop as soon as you know you'll get tested soon, and dilute your urine enough to get a negative test.

that's all i know from reading heaps of 'OMG HOW DO I PASS A DRUG TEST' threads
That there is the long and short of it.
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Sledgehammer to the face has worked for everyone I know
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We should do the stickied Drug Testing thread again.
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