PROTIP: How to stop laptop from buzzing

[ants in my poptarts]

Your laptop may be buzzing because a fan is fucked up. Take the back off. Look at the fan. It probably looks fine, because you don't know shit about computers. Put the back on. If it is still buzzing, stick a sock underneath it. Problem solved. Sock doubles as jizz rag.

[Unholy Batman]

i once beat some old pentium laptop with a sledge hammer, it was excellent.