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Old 08-31-2009, 02:57 PM
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Especially if its a long, drawn-out shit; where you sit there for ten minutes waiting for the next brick to pop out. Do ya' get hard?
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:00 PM
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Can't say I do. I have a long life ahead of me though.
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:03 PM
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mY TOILET is like my bedroom i do a lot of shit inside it (no pun intended)

sometimes when i get a new book instead of reading it in my bedroom i go to the toilet and sit down on the toilet seat (not the shit that covers it but the actual hole) and just read for hours at a time the phone sometimes rings but i am too absorbed in my book before i know it i feel like taking a shit so i read while taking a shit. i slept there once as well.
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:07 PM
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:10 PM
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The whole idea is ridiculously homosexual.
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:16 PM
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Nah, you probably just have some bizarre gay corophilia fetish.
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:39 PM
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The whole idea is ridiculously homosexual.
Not at all. The erection is simply a by-product of the joy obtained from shitting a brick. Its the complete opposite of homosexuality, because nothing's going into one's ass. Everything is coming out.
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:42 PM
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Well if you stop loading yourself with crappy food you'd probably wouldn't be sitting there for 10 minutes.
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:02 PM
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It happens to me sometimes aswell.

Its because of the Prostate (A dudes G-spot ). If it gets stimulated, it will in some cases get your a hard on.
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:10 PM
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This is the most anally retentive thing I've seen all day.
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Old 08-31-2009, 06:04 PM
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All the time off, but as long as you don't jerk it off while shitting your not a fag, because that would be gay.
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Especially if its a long, drawn-out shit; where you sit there for ten minutes waiting for the next brick to pop out. Do ya' get hard?
One time, after a few days of constipation, I knew I was going to have to shit pretty big. This shit ended up being the biggest, most painful shit I ever took, and somehow it must have pushed on my prostate or something because I felt something weird, and I looked down to see that I had came into the toilet. No boner or anything.
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Old 08-31-2009, 06:22 PM
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One time, after a few days of constipation, I knew I was going to have to shit pretty big. This shit ended up being the biggest, most painful shit I ever took, and somehow it must have pushed on my prostate or something because I felt something weird, and I looked down to see that I had came into the toilet. No boner or anything.
THIS, except I didn't feel anything, I just got up to wipe and noticed a long rope of cum going from my dick to the toilet bowl.

Then I posted a thread about it here.
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Old 08-31-2009, 06:41 PM
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One time, after a few days of constipation, I knew I was going to have to shit pretty big. This shit ended up being the biggest, most painful shit I ever took, and somehow it must have pushed on my prostate or something because I felt something weird, and I looked down to see that I had came into the toilet. No boner or anything.
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Old 08-31-2009, 07:31 PM
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Jesus fucking christ, eat some goddamn all bran.
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Jesus fucking christ, eat some goddamn all bran.
This was back in my high school days, when I ate terribly. Admittedly my diet isn't great now, but it's a lot better than it used to be.
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Old 08-23-2010, 03:28 PM
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Yes and my God it is annoying. Usually I need to urinate whenever taking a shit, the boner really gets in the way.
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:06 PM
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A boner while shitting is homosexuality announced....
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mY TOILET is like my bedroom i do a lot of shit inside it (no pun intended)

sometimes when i get a new book instead of reading it in my bedroom i go to the toilet and sit down on the toilet seat (not the shit that covers it but the actual hole) and just read for hours at a time the phone sometimes rings but i am too absorbed in my book before i know it i feel like taking a shit so i read while taking a shit. i slept there once as well.
Fuck yeah!!!
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in prison they call a blowjob given whilst shitting a "blumpkin"
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Never recall having a boner while shitting. I usually piss at the same time I'm taking a shit though.
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Ahem, I do not remember posting that comment.
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