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Old 09-07-2009, 05:33 AM
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Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers was taken into custody by the San Diego County Sheriff's Department after an alleged altercation with Tila Tequila.

San Diego Sheriff's deputies responded to a call this morning at 3:45 AM. Tila claims she was "choked and physically restrained" by Merriman after she tried to leave his residence.

Merriman is accused of battery and false imprisonment.

Tila was transported to a local hospital while Merriman was taken into custody. His bail was set at $58,000.
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Tila is a slut so she deserved the beating. I hope he gets jail time too.
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:34 AM
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LOL good she is an ugly bitch anyways.
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:36 AM
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Default Re: NFL Star Accused of Choking His Girlfriend Tila Tequila

Shawn Merriman was recently(last season or the season before) failed a drug test in which he testes(loltypo) positive for steroids. Roid rage maybe?
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:37 AM
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:38 AM
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if he gets fucking jailtime that just means larry english takes his place at mid line backer. Whatever happens chargers are still straight on defense.

but merriman will walk.
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:40 AM
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Shawn Merriman was recently(last season or the season before) failed a drug test in which he testes(loltypo) positive for steroids. Roid rage maybe?
2 seasons ago, only got 4 games suspension because it was a minor muscle mass supplement that was on the black list (NFL ban list)
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:41 AM
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if he gets fucking jailtime that just means larry english takes his place at mid line backer. Whatever happens chargers are still straight on defense.

but merriman will walk.
nobody cares.
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man, why are sluts always complaining about being beat, your a fucking slut, you dont get to complain.
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Photo is blurry but it looks like another nigger in the news?
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If this gets plastered all over primetime news, I'm gonna kill someone.
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haha anyone notice shawne is like 2 feet taller than this bitch? wow
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:15 PM
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tila tequila is soooo ugly. wtf is wrong with people.
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Old 09-08-2009, 01:11 AM
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He probably needed more ghb to get the job done efficiently.
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Old 09-08-2009, 01:16 AM
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Didn't she have 2 seasons of trying to find a mate?
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Old 09-08-2009, 01:18 AM
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I don't blame him, I'd choke her too.
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LOL, roid raging nigger and annoying slutty bitch. Both of them should die.
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Old 09-08-2009, 04:32 PM
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Old 09-08-2009, 06:04 PM
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Old 09-08-2009, 07:50 PM
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Default Re: NFL Star Accused of Choking His Girlfriend Tila Tequila

I would like to choke that slut myself. So all I have to say is well done.
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Old 09-08-2009, 07:57 PM
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So I guess being bi was just a publicity stunt. Goddamn bisexual sluts, why do you always break my heart so?!?
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:29 AM
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In defense of the negro he and his attorneys claim that Tila was drunk and wanted to drive so he is justified in his behavior. I simply would have handled it in a more responsible manner, like locking her in a closet or something. No need to choke a five foot Asian bitch when you are a 6'6" 330lbs football player. Still, it is no surprise you're going to get mistreated when you intermingle with a negro.
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Just some more of that old timey TNB. I love it when these black sports "heros" chimp out and so things like this. It's so common though, it has gotten boring.
What is really cool is the White sports fanatics who are always ready to make excuses for their hero-negro:

"Shawne Merriman is a cool guy! He once waved at the fans in my section of the stands and that shows he's a really nice guy and that bitch is just making shit up about him!"

"Shawne, all your fans are behind you!"

"Shawne only got arrested because he's black! If he was White they would have put the bitch in jail instead."

"Shawne I am sure was just defending himself against that Asian whore. They know karate, so he probably had to choke her to counter one of her Ninja moves."

No, the above quotes are not real. But they could be, as this is the type of crap White people too lazy to get their fat butts off the sofa on Sundays will be saying.
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:18 AM
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Id put it in her butt.
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she looks like a ghost!
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