best way to deal drugs (dealing drugs with remote control helicopter)

[MasterBlaster21]

get a remote control helicopter and tape the drug package to it.

get a friend to drive your car while you fly the helicopter to the drug location drop off while you follow the helicopter with your car.

even if drug team/police surveillance notice your remote control helicopter flying around your drugs and stuff, they won't be able to tell which car on the road is flying it unless you clearly pull up to the helicopter.

To make the deal just land the helicopter in a well known hidden location and walk to it from a far-away distance from your car so that any surveillance team can't connect you or your car with the remote control helicopter.

this is full proof, all drug dealers should buy remote control helicopters. it would be even better to make tiny remote cameras on the helicopter so that you just stay in one location and make drop offs of some sort but that shit would get real complicated (like customers having to drop off the money and meet the helicopter in a location, another issue is crackheads trying to shoot down and steal the drugs on the helicopter)

[orbital bear cannon]

Because it's not like the po-po can't just take your drugs off of a tiny rc helicopter or anything. So you will lose your drugs, and also a remote control helicopter.

[Dfg]

Wel, at least he is not selling Nukes using the RC Helicopter.

[dedraic]

Me and a friend discussed this heavily one night while, quite frankly, totally fucking baked, I may have also been drinking. I usually am when I seriously consider this type of thing.

We came to the conclusion it was a retarded idea, unless you were just being lazy and wanted to run some weed a couple of houses over, especially since those mini choppers have such a shitty range. Not to mention it's a hell of an expensive gadget to run tiny amounts of shit. Totally factoring out how much of a pain in the ass it would be to deal with anyone you didn't trust implicitly.

That's about as far as we got before we started looking at ways to mount a railgun onto it as a means of pest control.

[Dfg]

Originally Posted by 313

DFG you should really lock this...

Nope, I am interested in this idea. Although it's stupid and ridiculous it doesn't mean that we should ignore it. Some idiot might be willing to do it.

I am just focusing on the RC helicopter usefulness. Think outside of the box 313. And contribute rather than go against the flow.

[JustAnotherAsshole]

Know what I would do if a dealer used a motherfucking remote-control helicopter?

I'd take the fucking drugs and the fucking helicopter and walk away.

And what about batteries and shit? And having to have two people at all times?

Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking?

[v0x]

How about using a RC helicopter to put explosives onto/into a building?

[orbital bear cannon]

Originally Posted by v0x

How about using a RC helicopter to put explosives onto/into a building?

Now THAT, sir, is a splendid idea. Best idea I have heard all day.

(I think you would need a big helicopter though - explosives aren't exactly lightweight.)

[AsylumSeaker]

What I want to do is put blades on the tips of the rotors and then crash it into someone.
Or, attach a spear / javelin to a remote control plane and fly it into someone, like a cruise missile spear.

[Purple Sprite]

do it

[JustAnotherAsshole]

Originally Posted by AsylumSeaker

What I want to do is put blades on the tips of the rotors and then crash it into someone.
Or, attach a spear / javelin to a remote control plane and fly it into someone, like a cruise missile spear.

Fucking this.

Wait, good idea, here. A helicopter with a string attached to the bottom. Attached to the string would be something like a tennis ball or something with nails and pins and sharp shit sticking out in all directions. Use this like a wrecking ball and smash it into people. Watch from your window.

Lol, marijuana.

[AsylumSeaker]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole

Fucking this.

Wait, good idea, here. A helicopter with a string attached to the bottom. Attached to the string would be something like a tennis ball or something with nails and pins and sharp shit sticking out in all directions. Use this like a wrecking ball and smash it into people. Watch from your window.

Lol, marijuana.

Problem is, someone could grab the string and yank the chopper out of the sky fairly easily.

[orbital bear cannon]

Tie a dollar bill to the string instead. Dangle it from way up high with the copter, and pull it away when people try and get it.

ALSO THIS

Make the string as thin and clear as possible, and then dangle the dollar in front of people. They'll think it's a ghost.

[Trix Are For Kids]

RC minigun mount for protection?

[Lysergic Rain]

Everyone who says this is a terrible idea is retarded. Its a joke and its funny.

[313]

Originally Posted by MasterBlaster21

another issue is crackheads trying to shoot down and steal the drugs on the helicopter)

haha thats awesome!
lmao

[Naffy]

Awesome idea is awesome.

[Clue]

I thought of loading up those RC palne and helicopters so they go BOOM!

But for drugs? Nah.

[MasterBlaster21]

I'd take the fucking drugs and the fucking helicopter and walk away.

And what about batteries and shit? And having to have two people at all times?

just don't tell your customers where your landing the helicopter, then they won't be able to steal the drugs. Remember to find a good, hidden location that you know so that you can pick up the drugs safely (hidden in a tree/inside a dumpster/hidden bush/roof of a building)

this is also important so that the cops don't find out your helicopter drop off locations and ambush you. you have to switch it up. The roof is a good drop off location because it will be obvious if cops are trying to ambush you on a roof. A desperate crackhead might try and climb the roof, but once again just don't tell your customers where your drop off location is. just meet them in a separate location.

and sure, most dope teams consist of a lot of people , even people dealing with weed. you need one person to follow the helicopter and drive to near the helicopter drop off location and one person to fly the helicopter in the car so that it doesn't go out of range. Unless your confident that you can drive your car and fly a remote control helicopter at the same time. and batteries mean nothing if your a drug dealer.

everyone else is right in this thread, the remote control helicopter is useful in many illegal applications. I just feel that the 2-man-driving/flying operation is the most successful as you can go for an unlimited distance with your remote control helicopter without bringing any obvious attention to yourself.

i thought it might be funny if i flew a remote control helicopter that had a lighter and cigarette dangling from a string (that had been spiked with research chemicals like 5-meo-amt/2c-i) so that when there mystified by the fact that a helicopter brought them a cigarette they start tripping out, then I chase them around with my helicopter.

[Guywhorocksyou]

How about you make two 12gram cartridge bombs and strap em to the bottom of the copter? put em on a remote fuse and call saying take the drugs leave the money or ka-Fucking-boom, for details on making a 12gram cartridge bomb I think it was on the old totse but I'm not sure about this one so if you want details pm me. as for the electronic set off well I have one made so pm me about that too? but really it's plagued with problems, It's probably easier and cheaper to just use a drop spot since only the very expensive rc helicopters would have any real range, and they run you a few hundred.

[random_guy]

Instead of downing it lol you can get good ideas from bad ones. I mean mainly this idea does blow dick. But the expensive remote control helicopters have good range. The planes would be the way to go if you decide to get an RC drug empire lol. The expensive ones that run on gas and have camera's would be the best. I think overall the idea is fucking horrible but there's always a possibility that those horrible ideas can evolve to be something good if an open minded intelligent person looks into the idea.

[Dfg]

I think using a modified RC helicopter for surveillance would be a good idea. Mount a small CCTV CAM and some additional hardware on the helicopter (Google) and whenever you think that the trade might get wrong or if you have a suspicion that the police or anyone is else after to get you.

Use the RC Helicopter and fly above the drop zone. You don't have to hover and make sure you have a good altitude. One or two checks and then get the helicopter back to your car and proceed with the trade. This might make your dealer insecure so if you're cool with him he will allow it.

Using this method you can actually get a good overall picture and since you're far away it might actually help you in escaping. Your Helicopter might get shot down but well if that happens you know what do to.
(Run)

[AdMech]

Simply have them tie their money to the helicopter after they take the drugs. If they try to just take the drugs, explode the helicopter.

[orbital bear cannon]

I know for a fact DFG is going to use his helicopter to plant explosives in buildings.

[JustAnotherAsshole]

Originally Posted by AsylumSeaker

Problem is, someone could grab the string and yank the chopper out of the sky fairly easily.

Solution: Steal helicopters.

[orbital bear cannon]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole

Solution: Steal helicopters.

I'm tempted to make a "Stealing helicopters" thread.

[Chavinist]

what if your customer is a crack head and just disappears with the helicopter

[6464]

Originally Posted by Chavinist

what if your customer is a crack head and just disappears with the helicopter

Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole

Solution: Steal helicopters.

^^^^^^^Then you do this.

[Dfg]

Originally Posted by orbital bear cannon

I know for a fact DFG is going to use his helicopter to plant explosives in buildings.

I have seen modified RC helicopters used for this purpose and I would be a fool no to try it.
All I need is a range extender.
A camera setup.
A controller.
A modified silent but fast RC helicopter.
Small explosives.
Lots of practice and a Target.

In theory I could use it assassinate cough cough you know who.

[Chris]

I think this is relevant to the topic, get one of these bad boys and go on deliveries.

[youtube]bZCH1492CzA[/youtube]

[Bong McPuffin]

I have the best idea ever...

Get a remote control car, a fast one... like 30 mph+. Maybe one of those nitro cars.

Now, get in your car, and have the remote control car take off down the road infront of you. Drive the RC car to your drug deal, pull in behind your RC car.


Now... get out and deal the fucking drugs in person, and also laugh with your customers for following around an RC car for no fucking reason.

[Dfg]

Originally Posted by Chris

I think this is relevant to the topic, get one of these bad boys and go on deliveries.

[youtube]bZCH1492CzA[/youtube]

Nice, but it's too bulky and a bit in accurate. Butt still a good idea.

[Myrmidones]

This would work if it wasn't an RC copter but an AH-64 Apache Attack Copter with manned 50. cals on both sides and grizzly bears hanging onto ropes firing rocket launchers

[NTP]

Lol someone will call and you'll be like, my rc helicopter will be there in about 10 minutes. They'll be like wtf man and then end up not buying from you out of suspicion.

[Bender]

Originally Posted by MasterBlaster21

get a remote control helicopter and tape the drug package to it.

get a friend to drive your car while you fly the helicopter to the drug location drop off while you follow the helicopter with your car.

even if drug team/police surveillance notice your remote control helicopter flying around your drugs and stuff, they won't be able to tell which car on the road is flying it unless you clearly pull up to the helicopter.

To make the deal just land the helicopter in a well known hidden location and walk to it from a far-away distance from your car so that any surveillance team can't connect you or your car with the remote control helicopter.

this is full proof, all drug dealers should buy remote control helicopters. it would be even better to make tiny remote cameras on the helicopter so that you just stay in one location and make drop offs of some sort but that shit would get real complicated (like customers having to drop off the money and meet the helicopter in a location, another issue is crackheads trying to shoot down and steal the drugs on the helicopter)

My helicopter can't lift 5 kilos. :frown:

[Chris]

Originally Posted by Dfg

Nice, but it's too bulky and a bit in accurate. Butt still a good idea.

isnt that shotgun the aa-12? if not they should put on on there.

interesting to watch about the shotgun itself but the ammunition is what i would like to show you, especially the grenade ammo.

starts at 4:30
[youtube]p4ebtj1jR7c[/youtube]

now i know a normal person would never be able to get their hands on this kind of stuff but its a cool idea.

[Figure-8]

Originally Posted by orbital bear cannon

Because it's not like the po-po can't just take your drugs off of a tiny rc helicopter or anything. So you will lose your drugs, and also a remote control helicopter.

Yes. Plus they have a bigger helicopter.


Oh noe.

[No One In Particular]

Honestly, if I were to buy some drugs and my dealer was a helicopter, I would not do business with them again. I'd think they were strung out crackheads who are too paranoid to look at their customer in the face. I'd rather buy from someone a bit more....professional?

[Joe Camel]

bamp

[InToXiCoLoGisT]

Don't know if this was mentioned, but it would work VERY well for drug/weapon/cash drops over high prison fences and walls.

Throw overs are getting nearly impossible.