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Old 09-10-2009, 06:38 AM
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I have the worst neighbors a person could ever live beside of and I want to make their life miserable because they've made ME miserable.. How would you suggest I do so? I've thought about signing them up for gay/ lesbian rights literature and so forth as a start, but I need more information / ideas before I go forward.. Any and all suggestions are welcome...

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Old 09-10-2009, 06:45 AM
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Run around naked while throwing dildos over there fence.
Poop on their lawn of a morning.
Piss on their door step.
Jerk off onto their door.
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Old 09-10-2009, 06:49 AM
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I need to know what they did before I can give you my perfect advice
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:03 AM
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Run around naked while throwing dildos over there fence.
Poop on their lawn of a morning.
Piss on their door step.
Jerk off onto their door.
That first one is hilarious, reminds me of Chad Warden though
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:05 AM
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use your 50cal to shoot them?
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:47 AM
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Do shit to fuck with their minds.
Like syphon all their gas and oil out. When they call to get more sneak back and fill them both up.

Get universal remote turn their tv on and off while they are watching it.

Take their bills from their mail box.

Send the mail a bunch of porn with his name on it, in some special package hell make it yourself so he looks like he's a regular watcher and in some special "gold club" or something.

Constantly call for noise complaints on their house. Get into their cars run down their batteries and steal the jumper cables

Get their fingerprints from a glass or something Idk, put them on a brick throw the brick through some other neighbors car window and say you were witness.

If, you live in a nice neighborhood where everyone cares about their lawn.. Steal all of their plants. All those bitches dig them up in one night.

If you can open one of the windows and let like 10 frogs in their house. So they start to just randomly find them and freak out.

If you live in a nice neighborhood lol, steal all their Christmas lights and decorations.

Call a bunch of your local churches and say you are concerned about your neighbor who's dying or something and needs to make his heart right with god.

Call a shit ton of businesses when they are closed askin to buy shit and leave their number and name in the message. Sex stores and headshops would be ideal.

If they have a pool syphon that shit out (this will be hard, but awesome)

If they have pets steal them and on Christmas day leave a box on their door step wrapped up all pretty and when they open it.. haha it's their dead fucking pet!

I can go on all night, I love fucking with people but it's four in morning so I'm going to call it quits for the night. If you or anyone wants me to go on with more than just let me know.
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:54 AM
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If you or anyone wants me to go on with more than just let me know.

Nah, you should probably just quit. Most of those were fuckin' retarded.


... fingerprint a fucking brick? Seriously?
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Old 09-10-2009, 08:19 AM
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Do shit to fuck with their minds[...]

If you can, open one of the windows and let like 10 frogs in their house. So they start to just randomly find them and freak out.

If you live in a nice neighborhood, steal all their Christmas lights and decorations.

Call a bunch of your local churches and say you are concerned about your neighbor who's dying or something and needs to make his heart right with god.
These are the decent ones, IMO
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Old 09-10-2009, 09:38 AM
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These are the decent ones, IMO
But how likely is it he won't get caught jacking the ornaments in a time-consuming endeavor that'll probably confuse more than anger them (and that's only IF he doesn't get caught...). Or putting frogs in their house? Yeah, that'll REALLY steam them up, amirite?
The church one is lulzy--but it, along with just about all the others, hardly sound like they're going to make the neighbors miserable.
So pretty much his list consists of unrealistic and/or ineffective (for OP's desired effect) pranks, some of which could invoke legal repricussions on the neighbor's whim in the likely event that he gets noticed, and only for a slight amount of chuckles?

In all honesty, random_guy sounds like a stupid noob fresh into jr. High with some kewl ideas that are more illegal than effective.
The best ways to make someone miserable are usually not criminal at all... but then again, 50calshooter was so oblivious that he didn't give us any personal info to work with, and just by going out on a limb and taking a wild guess, I'd say he's also around the age of 13--which makes this whole thread irrelevant, as a kid is by no means smart enough to pull off epic lulz at the expense of his neighbor's happiness.
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Old 09-10-2009, 04:00 PM
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If they have wifi you should card them a few nice things (porns, dildos, a new tv etc) and wait for the police.

or swat them (via spoofcard)...

or just kill and bury them in your garden like every real american does...
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Old 09-10-2009, 04:17 PM
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I had a bout of shitty neighbor....

Bleach in the lawn was always a favorite of mine......

Unhook their cable.

Cut the locks off of their gates or sheds or what have you and then replace with locks of your own.....thats a good one....my neighbor spend a whole afternoon checking keys....

Loud music is also a good option just to piss them off....my old neighbors are the reason i picked up the guitar.....


Do things to fuck with their heads.....


Dont do fucked up shit.....do shit that screams i was 3 feet away from you while you were sleeping but i decided to save the fun for tomorrow night.

Scare the shit out of them and keep them guessing what your capable of.
Make it one big mind fuck.
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Old 09-10-2009, 05:17 PM
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Nah, you should probably just quit. Most of those were fuckin' retarded.


... fingerprint a fucking brick? Seriously?
Yea your fucking right, but I was high and got a few good idea's so that one bad one shouldn't hurt. In all honesty though I knew a kid at my high school who got busted for vandalism because he's fingerprints were on the brick haha. You guys have to like the dead pet for christmas one though. They'd probably put their house up for sale after that shit lol


And I can't believe I forgot the bleach on lol

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But how likely is it he won't get caught jacking the ornaments in a time-consuming endeavor that'll probably confuse more than anger them (and that's only IF he doesn't get caught...). Or putting frogs in their house? Yeah, that'll REALLY steam them up, amirite?
The church one is lulzy--but it, along with just about all the others, hardly sound like they're going to make the neighbors miserable.
So pretty much his list consists of unrealistic and/or ineffective (for OP's desired effect) pranks, some of which could invoke legal repricussions on the neighbor's whim in the likely event that he gets noticed, and only for a slight amount of chuckles?

In all honesty, random_guy sounds like a stupid noob fresh into jr. High with some kewl ideas that are more illegal than effective.
The best ways to make someone miserable are usually not criminal at all... but then again, 50calshooter was so oblivious that he didn't give us any personal info to work with, and just by going out on a limb and taking a wild guess, I'd say he's also around the age of 13--which makes this whole thread irrelevant, as a kid is by no means smart enough to pull off epic lulz at the expense of his neighbor's happiness.
Alright man I was high and they made me and my friends laugh so I thought they were good lol chill. I wasn't staying steal all their christmas lights at once you do it slowly, take their big snow man or santa clause out front. Then steal there light up reef or what ever I hope you know what I'm talking about. I know if someone did most that shit to me I would be miserable. Especially the dead dog one, you've got to go that.

Also I just thought of this do some shit to scare them a lot for a few nights and to where they keep calling the cops but nothings there so the cops will be dicks to them and they'll start to think they'll crazy.


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Old 09-10-2009, 07:34 PM
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If I'd have known you were high, I'd have taken it easier on you. Sorry, man... still friends?

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Old 09-10-2009, 07:36 PM
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Kill their pets, poke holes in their rubbers, fuck their sister and fill their gas tank up with sugar.
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:47 PM
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If I'd have known you were high, I'd have taken it easier on you. Sorry, man... still friends?



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Don't go easy on him, high doesn't equal stupid. High equals slower intelligence, not no intelligence.
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:59 PM
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Don't go easy on him, high doesn't equal stupid. High equals slower intelligence, not no intelligence.
Naaaah, I've lulzed over some wicked stupid shit when high. I can easily see where he was coming from.
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I have the worst neighbors a person could ever live beside of and I want to make their life miserable because they've made ME miserable.. How would you suggest I do so? I've thought about signing them up for gay/ lesbian rights literature and so forth as a start, but I need more information / ideas before I go forward.. Any and all suggestions are welcome...

Thanks in advance..
Don't know if anyone has suggested this yet, but it's a classic.
Fill up a utility sized garbage can with something of your choice (something non toxic/corrosive/etc) Usually just good old water works, lean it up against their door. Only fill the can about 30% full, or a bit more if you have a friend, because it can get to weighing alot. After you have leaned it up against their door (not the screen one) Knock like theres no tomorrow and haul ass.
When they open the door, sploosh goes everywhere. Also, this would probably work better if you used their trashcan, so if the cops were to get involved it would look less suspicious than your trash can being over there
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water in the gastank...

epic classic, epic win
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coming from a pyro, make/buy some extravagant firework and make a delay fuse by poking a hole at the end of a cigarette and putting the fuse in it. set it on the side of their house farthest away from yours at 3am when they have work the next day. Haha i live in an apartment complex and do this shit all the time to my annoying alcoholic neighbors and they have accused me of doing it, but they have no proof so i just tell them to fuck off.
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molotov their car and kill the pets.
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Marry him off to a jew?

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Do shit to fuck with their minds.
You should get access to their house, start moving around furniture when they're gone. Shit in their toilet and don't flush. Eat their food. Steal their wine. Feed their indoor pets medical laxatives, just, make sure everything is where is isn't supposed to be. Kill their pets.
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But how likely is it he won't get caught jacking the ornaments in a time-consuming endeavor that'll probably confuse more than anger them ...hardly sound like they're going to make the neighbors miserable.
So pretty much his list consists of unrealistic and/or ineffective (for OP's desired effect) pranks, some of which could invoke legal repricussions on the neighbor's whim in the likely event that he gets noticed, and only for a slight amount of chuckles?

more illegal than effective.
HAY. I don't like to make people miserable
Anyway, if a window's cracked and the neighbors go out for dinner or something (which happens all the time in my neighborhood), all anyone would need to do is open the screen a bit and let the frogs in. Yes, it's ridiculous unless you have a swamp behind your house, but I'm a proponent of adventure

In reference to the christmas lights, how hard is it to do night ops next door? Just sneak on over in the early morning and unplug all of them if you're chicken about the theft. You can neatly wrap up all the cords and everything. It'll save them energy, making it MORE confusing. Ecoterrorism!

Church one is a must. Trust me, I've been stalked, and a lot of minor inconveniences drive a person mad over a long period of time.
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If I'd have known you were high, I'd have taken it easier on you. Sorry, man... still friends?



My last account was banned... for talking shit
Yea lol and for the guy who said being high doesn't make you stupid it does different shit to everyone. I say some of the smartest shit in the world when I was high lol and a shit ton of the dumbest.
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just take the tags off the car
it will get impounded or a ticket will be issued
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