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Old 09-10-2009, 12:19 PM
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about halfway in it just becomes really sad. her attempt at dry humor amused me, but still really horrible.
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Old 09-10-2009, 12:31 PM
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I kinda lol'd a few times. managed to get through the whole thing.
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Old 09-10-2009, 12:50 PM
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:06 PM
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she's really... quite the character isn't she
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:09 PM
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I don't think i will get hard for a week.
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Her peers really failed here. Anyone that fat and annoying should long since been ridiculed into being way more self-conscious than to pull hat kind of stunt.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:10 PM
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I don't think i will get hard for a week.
Bullshit. Everyone visiting this thread is already hard.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:26 PM
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Bullshit. Everyone visiting this thread is already hard.
Your asshole isn't already ruined by the raping DFG gave you last night during the "aaa" fiasco? So you came back for more, huh?

I guess all the stories about you really ARE true....you are a professional faggot on an exponential level, and you CAN take a whole lot of humpin on that tail end.

Enjoy another day in the dunk tank Snoops, I doubt if you can surpass yesterday's self-pwnage...but you can always try, right?
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:29 PM
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Your asshole isn't already ruined by the raping DFG gave you last night during the "aaa" fiasco? So you came back for more, huh?

I guess all the stories about you really ARE true....you are a professional faggot on an exponential level, and you CAN take a whole lot of humpin on that tail end.

Enjoy another day in the dunk tank Snoops, I doubt if you can surpass yesterday's self-pwnage...but you can always try, right?
I sure managed to get your gears grinding again. Tell me, at what point did you decide to drop out of high school?
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I sure managed to get your gears grinding again. Tell me, at what point did you decide to drop out of high school?
Right after the guidance counselor called me and said....."DaGuru, you failed your senior year and can't attend graduation". Now I GUESS you could define me as a "dropout", but I did in fact FINISH my senior year and complete all of the finals.

Just because I decided to take the GED test at $25 instead of 6 weeks of summer school @$80.....doesn't really make me a "dropout" in my book, but if you want to focus on petty semantics then so be it.

And the only gear of mine you got grinding is wondering just how long it would take you to go run to one of your owner/super-mod buddies and beg them to infract me for harrasement since I create so much angst in your surfing experience.

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ZOK.....TRUEBORN!!!! Help! This mean nasty monster called DFG said naughty things to me, and, and and........


......and well just HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP!!!!!

ROFLMFAO!
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Old 09-10-2009, 05:23 PM
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'You want to make sure you get it all over your face, so you don't look stupid'

Oh the irony, the irony.
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:14 PM
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Right after the guidance counselor called me and said....."DaGuru, you failed your senior year and can't attend graduation". Now I GUESS you could define me as a "dropout", but I did in fact FINISH my senior year and complete all of the finals.

Just because I decided to take the GED test at $25 instead of 6 weeks of summer school @$80.....doesn't really make me a "dropout" in my book, but if you want to focus on petty semantics then so be it.

And the only gear of mine you got grinding is wondering just how long it would take you to go run to one of your owner/super-mod buddies and beg them to infract me for harrasement since I create so much angst in your surfing experience.




ROFLMFAO!
It's cute that you have to make up quotes. Got any actual quotes to link to?
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:20 PM
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i would fuck her.
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It's cute that you have to make up quotes. Got any actual quotes to link to?
At least my version of events is about 97% accurate accounting for me not hitting the exact and perfect verbiage.

VS. your "i pwNeD u aLL!!!" interpretation of how you describe you name-dropping "Zok and Trueborn r mY FwiendzzZ" while you were getting completely manhandled by everyone on that thread.

Now with that in mind why don't you go bark up the tree of one of your uber super-cool admin/owner type poohbahs....and maybe THEY can rewrite history for you and somehow magically erase all of minds of the people that did witness you squeal like the blithering pig that you are.

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OmGz Virus, what kind of P0seR posts pics to try to make a point on message board??????
/incessant attention whoring kidiocy from the poor whining Jackass.
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Old 09-10-2009, 10:23 PM
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That was great
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Old 09-11-2009, 04:50 AM
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At least my version of events is about 97% accurate accounting for me not hitting the exact and perfect verbiage.

VS. your "i pwNeD u aLL!!!" interpretation of how you describe you name-dropping "Zok and Trueborn r mY FwiendzzZ" while you were getting completely manhandled by everyone on that thread.

Now with that in mind why don't you go bark up the tree of one of your uber super-cool admin/owner type poohbahs....and maybe THEY can rewrite history for you and somehow magically erase all of minds of the people that did witness you squeal like the blithering pig that you are.



/incessant attention whoring kidiocy from the poor whining Jackass.
Cool story bro!
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