He was so much larger than that one. I was sitting here on zoklet, looking a pointless internet stuff and noticed this noise. My window is propped open just a bit, and I have a window A/C unit in there. I here this noise, it's like, "hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi". I'm think fuck I know I'm dead and my family will be soon. I'm always waiting for something to be at my window ready to kill me and here it was. I walked to the backyard to find out what it was.
Holy. Shit. A small panda is sitting there, below my window, staring into my soul. I always throw food to the squirrels to take funny pictures of them, but this was a beast. He was eating a bag of hamburger rolls lol. I thought, it's almost 5am and I need someone to play with.
I crept away slowly backwards into my house. I grabbed a roll and brought it with me to my backyard. I lured him over to my trampoline, and I rolled silently on top. I danced the the roll over the edge and this giant thing jumped up and sat on the trampoline. I jumped back laughing and dropped the roll in the center of the ring. My arm reached out to pet him but he turned towards me and sneered. Like yah okay you're at my house fuck you.
As soon as he turned around to go back at the roll I jumped as high as I could and did a cannonball right next to him. He struggled to stop spinning and when he came back down I caught his momentum and sent him back up again. This time he went off the trampoline.
When he got to his feet he scurried a few feet away, but then turned back at me and sneered. I picked up the roll and threw it at him. He ran into my shed and the door shut behind him lol.
So, that's my story. Apparently he's my pet now since he's living in my shed. I don't want him in there because he'll just shit everywhere. I'm sure I can scare him out with the leaf blower though. Might be more interesting with a snowblower though..
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