Hypnosis + Shamanism = Laid.

Chavinist · #1 09-13-2009, 09:33 PM

There was this fellow I met who was a professional hypnotist, he was also trained by famous Shaman Steve Piccus aka Steve DeAmore.

What this fellow did was put a man under deep trance, he had the subject breathe from his belly and told him a hypnotic story, towards the end he had the subject think of an animal and the subject announced that it was a Lion. The man was the instructed to step into the Lion and capture it's essence, that it's essence will help him get laid.

Needless to say, the subject called us back a few days later and told us that he was getting laid.

So kids, the lesson is this...

Hypnosis + Shamanism = Laid.

T.K. Baha · #2 09-13-2009, 09:35 PM

Hypnosis + Shamanism = too much imagination. Keep this garbage in paranormal.

tehporp · #3 09-13-2009, 09:42 PM

Yes, the subconcious is very, very powerful.

ScourgeOfHumanity · #4 09-13-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SAS

Hypnosis + Shamanism = too much imagination. Keep this garbage in paranormal.

well said, mate

Killermite · #5 09-13-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SAS

Hypnosis + Shamanism = too much imagination. Keep this garbage in paranormal.

If you are here only to criticize than why be here? Seem like you are just wasting your own time.

T.K. Baha · #6 09-13-2009, 10:02 PM

Cause the ancestors told me to do it.

Dream of the iris · #7 09-13-2009, 10:08 PM

You guys think having control over your mind is paranormal? Jesus where am I living the stone age? Fuck me...

Tunicate · #8 09-13-2009, 10:14 PM

it's an interesting concept, but any guy who comes up with a lion is obviously already thinking of virility, right? Anyway, giving someone the idea that they'll get laid can be enough to make them confident and get them laid. It's psychology.

NamelessNom4d · #9 09-13-2009, 11:04 PM

The subconscious is very, very powerful. I can see how this is possible.

Marijuanasaurus · #10 09-13-2009, 11:06 PM

Works much like affirmations.

tehporp · #11 09-13-2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tehporp

Yes, the subconcious is very, very powerful.

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Originally Posted by Slice_760

The subconscious is very, very powerful. I can see how this is possible.

Errr....

Rizzo in a box · #12 09-14-2009, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dream of the iris

You guys think having control over your mind is paranormal? Jesus where am I living the stone age? Fuck me...

Close. Welcome to the Iron Age, aka the Kali Yuga. Have a bowl, take a shot, read some Hakim Bey, enjoi.

T.K. Baha · #13 09-14-2009, 04:50 AM

I prefer Jesus you fuckin heathen.

**ArmsMerchant** · #14 09-14-2009, 07:45 PM

Granted, Jesus WAS an avatar, but not the ONLY avatar--this (that is, the idea that jesus is the one and ONLY POSSIBLE avatar) is probably the single greatest flaw in Christianity as practiced.

Jesus himself said that anything he could do, we could do better. He knew he was not unique in that respect.

ZeroMalarki · #15 09-14-2009, 08:04 PM

Well you pay for the same thing to be done to me and I'll see what happens/report back results. I'm sceptical to the point I wouldn't spend money on such crap but experimental enough to have it practiced on me.

Chavinist · #16 09-14-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroMalarki

Well you pay for the same thing to be done to me and I'll see what happens/report back results. I'm sceptical to the point I wouldn't spend money on such crap but experimental enough to have it practiced on me.

This "crap" is proven. Your the type to think that pharmaceutical companies really create medications to help people