Lets put this argument to an end,...

[Professor_Skullsworth]

We need to put a stop to the "pulls more bitches," "this car drops panties," etc arguments. They are fundamentally flawed. You need to realize that these "bitches" are dumb. They do understand what makes a good car. The only reason they like [what they think are] nice cars, is because they are expensive. Thats it. Their reasoning continues that if man X can afford expensive car he can buy me shit. They are not concerned with performance attributes, reliability, durability, repairability, etc,...I suppose to the ugly ignorant mass, the ability to impress ditzy whores may be an important attribute to a vehicle. But remember, having that ability has no bearing on any other quality of the car.

In closing ill say this: You could "pull mad bitches" with an H2

[Dfg]

I agree with you OP, but different cultures have different set of view points on this issue. In Pakistan mostly if you have a car your chances of getting laid increase quite dramatically. The more stylish and unique it looks the more pussy you can get.

All in all, you can *pull mad bitches in a Suzuki Mehran or Fx.

[MunkeyQ]

Don't be silly. All the most intelligent girls always go for guys with cars with 3 foot spoilers and shiny chrome bits.

In fact, number of bitchessize of rims.

I kid of course. I can't count the number of times someone's said their car performs better because it attracts girls with very little in the brainpower department.

[ComradeAsh]

I dunno, what would it take to pull these?

[Dfg]

Originally Posted by ComradeAsh

I dunno, what would it take to pull these?

Penis+Gun+Duct Tape.

[wit]

A study commissioned by a phallically named insurance company proves beyond all doubt that the unbridled roar of an Italian supercar turns women on but the soft purr of a fuel-efficient econobox doesn't stimulate anyone's MPG-spot.

David Moxon subjected 40 men and women to the sounds of a Maserati, Lamborghini and Ferrari, then measured the amount of testosterone in their saliva. He found everyone had higher levels of the stuff -- a measure of their arousal -- after hearing the revving exotics, but the amount the women had was off the charts.

The econobox, however, left everyone colder than a January day in Nome.
...
To test the theory that high-performance cars get people hot, Moxon had 40 men and women listen to recordings of the three Italian exotics and a Volkswagen Polo. Everyone had significantly more testosterone after hearing the exotics, and all of the women were turned on by the Maserati. The guys, on the other hand, were drawn to the Lamborghini.

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/09/weve-got-some-b.html

I however, do not drive, I have to stand at traffic lights making "vrooom vroom" noises to pick up women.

[Irukanji]

Originally Posted by wit

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/09/weve-got-some-b.html

I however, do not drive, I have to stand at traffic lights making "vrooom vroom" noises to pick up women.

Sympathy women

[Rocko]

Originally Posted by Professor_Skullsworth

We need to put a stop to the "pulls more bitches," "this car drops panties," etc arguments. They are fundamentally flawed. You need to realize that these "bitches" are dumb. They do understand what makes a good car. The only reason they like [what they think are] nice cars, is because they are expensive. Thats it. Their reasoning continues that if man X can afford expensive car he can buy me shit. They are not concerned with performance attributes, reliability, durability, repairability, etc,...I suppose to the ugly ignorant mass, the ability to impress ditzy whores may be an important attribute to a vehicle. But remember, having that ability has no bearing on any other quality of the car.

In closing ill say this: You could "pull mad bitches" with an H2

This is why the guy with the base model Corvette can usually get women, while the guy who spent two years in the garage turning his primer gray Monte Carlo into an 11 second car usually can't, at least as far as the cars are concerned.

Bitches are dumb.

[MasterYoda210]

Originally Posted by ComradeAsh

I dunno, what would it take to pull these?

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you.........?"

*hog ties them up*
*realises the stupid little letterbox opening on the boot of his sports coupe, the kind that apparently impresses them kind of girls, wont fit them in*
*curses his cars impracticality*
*drives off*

[Sponsored Link]

Thing is, the type of guy who needs a car like that probably shouldn't be paddling around in the gene pool anyway. Besides, stupid bitches are bearable only so long.

[Rocko]

Originally Posted by Sponsored Link

Thing is, the type of guy who needs a car like that probably shouldn't be paddling around in the gene pool anyway. Besides, stupid bitches are bearable only so long.

Yeah, being around complete retards gets annoying after a while. There's only so many times I can be asked "What's a cylinder?" before I shoot myself.

[Trix Are For Kids]

Tired of one bitch, move to the next. If that doesn't satisfy, then the answer is pleasure=bitches squared.

[MunkeyQ]

Originally Posted by Rocko

Yeah, being around complete retards gets annoying after a while. There's only so many times I can be asked "What's a cylinder?" before I shoot myself.

VTEC is like NOS only better, right?

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by thesupanoob

Tired of one bitch, move to the next. If that doesn't satisfy, then the answer is pleasure=bitches squared.

Tons of negative bitches ftw!

[Nereth]

Originally Posted by Runaway_Stapler

Tons of negative bitches ftw!

Pleasure = sqrt([bitches]^2)*[bitches]

Negative bitches won't get you out of that one.

[rider]

In this thread, I've picked up on the sense that people are saying that the flashier the car is, the more bitches it pulls.

That isn't necessarily true. The girls I hang out with laugh at any ricer they see, saying how small of a penis he must have, as well as making fun of his shitty car.

[Aenimal]

nah man.

No girl I know of that isn't going to leave you dick dripping puss thinks a modified rice car is cool. Having an R34 Skyline will not impress most girls, but will impress many guys. Lots of and one or two

Having a G gar, like a bagged bimmer decked out in fake chrome on 34" chrome plated steelies is going to get you nothing. Men will look at you like you are an idiot, and women will be with the men who look at you like you are an idiot. Get ready for a whole lot of this and

Having an expensive car might land you sleazy chicks but won't make up for the fact that you're a douche bag. An expensive car is something like a lotus elise or higher. If you ride around in a mustang GT, you're still in budget-ville. You will however have most gear heads shitting bricks at your car. Some people will but if you're a tool, it's still just epic

[wit]

Originally Posted by ballin'

lol fuckin faggot what do you drive cunt.

bitches love it when i sack the beema cunt i ALWAYS pick up in it.

That would be:

You wouldn't happen to have a bright orange fake tan and wear lipgloss would you? Shit was so cash.

[tibinstein]

Bitches drape themselves all ova my ride when i'm stopped at teh mofo lights.

[MunkeyQ]

Ballin' is awesome entertainment.

Anyway, the kind of "bitches" you pull with a cheesy modified BMW are not the kind I'm a fan of. I got my fair share without saying "check out my car!! look!".

[ratfrink]

This car pulled, seriously. It's small, cute and a convertible. Girls loved it.

EDIT - I can't believe I sold it.

[Dr rocker]

Frink, I have some BL tat I can sell you! IDK, women like my hilux, lifted, big wheels and lots of lights, but are surprised by my rover coupe. Mostly as none know rover made a beutiful car. As long as it is interesting...

[Bob Cock]

I thimk the type of cars that impress chicks depends on the region you live in. I live in southern NH which is basically a bunch of hick towns (I live in one of the larger ones) that surround a city of 120000 (the city is full of dumb bitches).

In the towns, trucks are generally better at picking up chicks, as well as any American muscle cars (camaro, mustang etc.). There are still douchebags ("hey look at my FWD burnout with my stereo turned up to 11!"), but they never get any.

In the city, you could be the world's biggest ricer and pick up chicks. I don't know why, it just happens.

[The English Gentleman]

Originally Posted by MasterYoda210

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you.........?"

*hog ties them up*
*realises the stupid little letterbox opening on the boot of his sports coupe, the kind that apparently impresses them kind of girls, wont fit them in*
*curses his cars impracticality*
*drives off*

*scavenger drops in and sticks them in the back of the 4x4*

[tibinstein]

Originally Posted by ballin'

cash is what i make bro, lipgloss and orange fake tan? cunt you a homo or something? just letting you know im not interested ay, dont swing like that cunt.

Yeah nigga!

[ratfrink]

Originally Posted by Dr rocker

Frink, I have some BL tat I can sell you! IDK, women like my hilux, lifted, big wheels and lots of lights, but are surprised by my rover coupe. Mostly as none know rover made a beutiful car. As long as it is interesting...

Being a 1969 model it's technically a British Motor Holdings (when BMC merged with Jag), although a few months later and it would indeed have been British Leyland.

What Rover have you got? Do you mean a P5B Coupe or a Rover 200 Series Coupe?

[The English Gentleman]

Originally Posted by ballin'

cash is what i make bro, lipgloss and orange fake tan? cunt you a homo or something? just letting you know im not interested ay, dont swing like that cunt.

you car is absolute grade A wank. Clearly you are compensating for being a poor bastard. Leave having nice cars to those who can afford it, rather than trying to make a cheap secondhand BMW look the business...

p.s. No woman I know has ever been attracted to my Hilux when my dad's driven it around...

[Rocko]

Originally Posted by The English Gentleman

p.s. No woman I know has ever been attracted to my Hilux when my dad's driven it around...

Just tell them it's been submerged in the ocean, blown up along with a building, and driven to the north pole.

[Dr rocker]

Its a 200 coupe, although a p5b and an sd1 are the next in the aquire list, then a 110 landy tricked out. Then maybe a B with a T series turbo in it. Need a bigger garage and more money. But its all about what the woman likes at the end of the day.

[Sponsored Link]

I used Baller's pics and photobucket to troll The Car Lounge on the 'tex today. Got banned

They raged harder than we did.

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4233154&page=2

[MunkeyQ]

Originally Posted by Dr rocker

then a 110 landy tricked out.

My dream, once I can afford to drive again, heh. I'm the resident Land Rover freak.

3.5 V8 with ported heads, Webers, straight through pipes...mated to a 3 speed Torqueflite auto and Salisburys. Heaven.


Sponno. Cheers for the link and lolz.

[wit]

Originally Posted by ballin'

cash is what i make bro, lipgloss and orange fake tan?

I used Baller's pics and photobucket to troll The Car Lounge on the 'tex today. Got banned

They raged harder than we did.

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4233154&page=2

Lol'd hard. Its not really the car that makes me laugh though, its the badass driving it with all his bitches, presumably calling them all homo cunts.

[intravenous]

Originally Posted by ComradeAsh

I dunno, what would it take to pull these?

About twenty feet of rope and a towbar.

[smitty]

Originally Posted by wit

Lol'd hard. Its not really the car that makes me laugh though, its the badass driving it with all his bitches, presumably calling them all homo cunts.

i am ballin' you stupid fucking cunt. theres a picture of my own car in that photobucket... lolol!

gotcha!

[smitty]

Originally Posted by Sponsored Link

I used Baller's pics and photobucket to troll The Car Lounge on the 'tex today. Got banned

They raged harder than we did.

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4233154&page=2

sorry quoted wrong person.

lol sponno's you stupid fuck. i have posted many of the pictures in GH's before, how the fuck did you not know?

[Sponsored Link]

Originally Posted by smitty

sorry quoted wrong person.

lol sponno's you stupid fuck. i have posted many of the pictures in GH's before, how the fuck did you not know?

I went out on a limb and guessed we had more than one resident demi-guido who likes shitty cars.

[Epique]

best car for pulling in

[wit]

Originally Posted by smitty

i am ballin' you stupid fucking cunt. theres a picture of my own car in that photobucket... lolol!

gotcha!

Bastard!

[ComradeAsh]

Originally Posted by epique

best car for pulling in

Correction.

[MasterYoda210]

Originally Posted by Dr rocker

Its a 200 coupe, although a p5b and an sd1 are the next in the aquire list, then a 110 landy tricked out. Then maybe a B with a T series turbo in it. Need a bigger garage and more money. But its all about what the woman likes at the end of the day.

200 coupe?! I love you! Same as me! You got the 1.8 VVC or the 1.6? Then of course are we talking pre or post-1996? Do you have the high quality, low-down power delivering, light, aluminium cast K-Series, or the stupid, high-revving, gutless, single cam, whiny, heavy, steel cast Honda engine?

Either way, nice choice of chassis.