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Old 09-14-2009, 03:16 AM
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So I need to case a house out that has something stolen from me in it (I mean to get it back). But this house has a large family living there and theres almost always people home it seems. So if anyone has any ideas on how i could watch the people living theres habits without being noticed. its not close enough to my house that i can pass it off, and the people who live there know me. i wouldnt care except i dont want to be suspected after the item disapeers. I know the inside of the building and the small backyard. The main problems though are that they often are coming and going and have very active neighbours. right now iv been limiting it to driving past and hanging in a nearby alley with a good view, but i need way more time to time there routines. the suburbs mean that this is much harder but i really want to pull this off.
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Old 09-14-2009, 03:48 AM
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im 100% serious when i saw this...huff raid, makes shit easier.
now for true, just put a few small wireless cams up and watch the 24hrs of footage.
have fun!
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:00 AM
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You COULD just knock on the door and tell the kid's parents that he stole some shit from you. That way you get your belongings back and his parents will be pissed at him
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:07 AM
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this item may or may not be very illegall where i live so it would be better to remain unsuspected. cameras are more elaborate than i think im willing to purchase otherwise that would have been my first choice.

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Old 09-14-2009, 05:12 AM
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Ask your friends mum if you can have the weed he stole from you back.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:19 AM
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not weed man even more illegall fill in the blanks man.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:21 AM
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Gun?
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:23 AM
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i can neither confirm nor deny any corect suggestions about the nature of any item like that. i believe guns are illegal without a license arent they sir?
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:35 AM
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Melt in to the floor. If you feel uncomfortable morph out of the floor dressed as a police officer and shove your index finger through their skull by morphing it in to a thirteen inch icepick.
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Melt in to the floor. If you feel uncomfortable morph out of the floor dressed as a police officer and shove your index finger through their skull by morphing it in to a thirteen inch icepick.
HAHA! Perfect comment for this thread.

One of the greatest films ever.


Just rent a car out and remove the rental stickers and labels, park the car facing away from the front of theirs, lay low in the car but just keep watching. Do you know how many people live there and their ages?

You could just search up the address and call sometime during the day from a payphone (make sure no CCTV is nearby or in the phonebox), if no one answers then go and be quick. Don't just take that item, sack the most valuable goods or everything you can so it just looks like a typical burglary and nothing can be linked back to you. I'd imagine your item is valuable since you want it back so much.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:43 PM
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So I need to case a house out that has something stolen from me in it (I mean to get it back). But this house has a large family living there and theres almost always people home it seems. So if anyone has any ideas on how i could watch the people living theres habits without being noticed. its not close enough to my house that i can pass it off, and the people who live there know me. i wouldnt care except i dont want to be suspected after the item disapeers. I know the inside of the building and the small backyard. The main problems though are that they often are coming and going and have very active neighbours. right now iv been limiting it to driving past and hanging in a nearby alley with a good view, but i need way more time to time there routines. the suburbs mean that this is much harder but i really want to pull this off.

This is a tough nut to crack... I live in a neighborhood where people (not me...never shit in your own backyard) steal stuff all the time, so we always have somebody here... ALL the time to prevent that. In 7 years at this house, we're the only ones on the block to NOT be B&E'd...YET... I know there's somebody out there dumb enough to do it... anyways, as I see it you have 3 options:

1)Keep waiting and watching...this is going to require almost constant surveillance and you'll have to be alert and ready to go at the very 1st opportunity.

2)Knock on the door and politely ask to speak privately to the thief saying it's about a topic that could be "rewarding." In your private convo, blackmail the little bastard into giving it back...the reward being that no harm comes to him from either you or local law enforcement.

3)Give up and chalk it up as a lesson learned, then get yourself a bigger and/or better one of whatever it was he stole from you

Sorry if none of these work out... just options to think about.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:06 PM
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You COULD just knock on the door and tell the kid's parents that he stole some shit from you. That way you get your belongings back and his parents will be pissed at him
or you COULD huff raid, score some coke, suck your own dick, and then just kick the door down and bust in with a shotgun like a coke head nigger who just huffed raid and sucked his own dick...seems like the most logical solution here.

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Old 09-15-2009, 01:04 AM
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^^ Without a doubt.
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:12 AM
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if you have a car. tint the windows on your car with 5% tint. i got it on my car and i watch the shit out of everyone and they dont even know someone was inside the car.
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:56 AM
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im thinking the car idea might work for a little while but if they see me then they will instantly suspect me when i retrieve it. i was thinking maybe i need to create a way to make them all leave at once.
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Old 09-15-2009, 05:22 AM
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By some camo, sit in some bushes.

Don't for get
Food, water, a porn mag and a towel for when you get bored, maybe even a camera for possible black mail pictures?

Now if some kid had your shit and you can't tell his parents it means you still live with your parents, which means the shit you have stolen was not that illegal so quit your bullshit story.
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Old 09-15-2009, 07:40 AM
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dress up like a mail man
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:51 AM
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Don't park out the front in your own car.

There's always a place you can watch from. Depends on the layout of the street and surrounding areas.

You could always social-engineer them out of the house.
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