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Old 09-15-2009, 07:53 PM
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Default I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

I got a party favor from partying this weekend and man does it hurt.



How long you think it's going to clear up?

Anything I could to cover/clear it up?
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Old 09-15-2009, 07:55 PM
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About two weeks.

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Old 09-15-2009, 07:57 PM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

hahaha thats a nice shiner that.

I duno i've never had a black eye but, why dont you try putting make up over it.

Could backfire though, when people find out your wearing make up and smack you in the other socket for being a pansy.
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Old 09-15-2009, 07:57 PM
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Old 09-15-2009, 08:03 PM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

Shit son!

You got fuckin rocked!


I have had black eyes but never one that bad...my last one was gone in a week.That looks like a two maybe three week.

I wouldnt suggest make-up.Unless you know how to apply foundation to cover it well.If you sweat at work then the jig is up.

Suck it up and be proud of it!
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:00 AM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

Decent.

It'll go all yellow and purple as well when it starts to heal.
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:06 AM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

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I got a party favor from partying this weekend and man does it hurt.



How long you think it's going to clear up?

Anything I could to cover/clear it up?
All depends really... How many times do you need to be told?

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Old 09-16-2009, 02:09 AM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

Just tell everybody that the other guy looks a lot worse with his busted nose and missing tooth.
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:10 AM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

Damn, must be odd to squint at everything.
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:27 AM
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That's going to require surgery.
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:32 AM
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That's going to require surgery.
What? Never had a black eye Mr Schwarzenegger? Shit'll heal up just fine.
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:35 AM
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All depends really... How many times do you need to be told?

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Old 09-16-2009, 02:38 AM
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That's going to require surgery.
Amputation to be exact.
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:38 AM
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What? Never had a black eye Mr Schwarzenegger? Shit'll heal up just fine.
That's not a black eye. That's necrotizing tissue. That's Faces of Meth material.

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Old 09-16-2009, 02:41 AM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

Oh now I look like a meth head?
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:47 AM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

Well, you look kind of like you went on a meth binge and tried to burglarize a computer store only to break everything in there and get knocked out by a responding officer.
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:58 PM
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Thanks man. That really helped my boost self esteem.
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:19 PM
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That's Faces of Meth material.
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:29 PM
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Just tell everybody that the other guy looks a lot worse with his busted nose and missing tooth.
Yeah say that Plus it might build your "bad boy" image
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:36 PM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

Duuuude, that's a really fair effort!

I had a black eye a few weeks ago, took about a week to heal. My black eye was probably about half as bad as yours, so I'd say yours will take 2-3 weeks.

Also, don't cover that shit up. Wear it proudly. Just because you have a black eye doesn't mean you got your ass beat, it means you got hit in the eye. Suck it up and tell the story with a big grin when asked.
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:37 PM
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*waits for TJ shoop*
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:44 PM
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Duuuude, that's a really fair effort!

I had a black eye a few weeks ago, took about a week to heal. My black eye was probably about half as bad as yours, so I'd say yours will take 2-3 weeks.

Also, don't cover that shit up. Wear it proudly. Just because you have a black eye doesn't mean you got your ass beat, it means you got hit in the eye. Suck it up and tell the story with a big grin when asked.
The story is I was fucking some chick at her place when her biker boyfriend showed up.

Needless to say he wasn't too happy about it.

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Old 09-17-2009, 04:58 PM
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The story is I was fucking some chick at her place when her biker boyfriend showed up.

Needless to say he wasn't too happy about it.

With a story like that, you look way too gay in your pic. I humbly request you replace it with a picture of yourself giving a big shit-eating-grin.

Pretty please?
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Old 09-17-2009, 05:00 PM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

you look so sad.

i'd say a month tops. don't try to disguise it... how did it happen?
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Old 09-17-2009, 05:04 PM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

It started with drinking, sex, then boyfriend showed up and a few hours later, ended up being in a back of cop car.

Other then that, I don't really know and I don't want to find out.

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Old 09-17-2009, 05:11 PM
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Shit son!

You got fuckin rocked!


I have had black eyes but never one that bad...my last one was gone in a week.That looks like a two maybe three week.

I wouldnt suggest make-up.Unless you know how to apply foundation to cover it well.If you sweat at work then the jig is up.

Suck it up and be proud of it!
Thats a fucking pussy black eye.



OP get a cold spoon, and hold it on there.
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Old 09-17-2009, 05:30 PM
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Old 09-20-2009, 02:56 AM
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month tops.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:04 AM
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Default Re: I have Black Eye. How long will it take to heal?

If you want it to go away quicker take lots of asprin it will help it go away. When I say a lot i mean like 4 at a time 4 times daily. I have had lots of black eyes. If you want it gone today go get a leech and put it on that bruise it will get rid of it fast
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