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Old 09-17-2009, 02:44 AM
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Thumbs Up If You Printed The Internet.

This will happen.
EDIT: Guys this is not accurate. The Internet is expanding each day. 1000+ pages are added in minutes, you can't possibly add them. So, inb4 more this is not right etc.

Warning opening the spoiler tags will stretch the page.




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Link: http://www.cartridgesave.co.uk/news/...-the-internet/

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Old 09-17-2009, 02:49 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

I found these comparisons underwhelming.
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For some reason those figures kinda seem low to me.
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:50 AM
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What is the point of this? What point are they trying to make?
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:51 AM
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For some reason those figures kinda seem low to me.
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:52 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

That is actually quite interesting
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

I'm guessing they took all known websites, took the average amount of text on each page then worked from there?
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:52 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

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What is the point of this? What point are they trying to make?
Stop using paper and switch to digital storage. Mostly aimed at Governments who are still using papers for minor things. (Example: Pakistan)
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:53 AM
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Fail... This sucks. Really unimpressed. Half of long island? Um... okay...
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:54 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

well it would be worth it.
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:55 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

Do they mean screenshots of every page? The amount of data is more then that, think of all the movies and music and games
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

es muy interesante.
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:00 AM
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lol, internet
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:00 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

Yeah...I found it underwhelming too.

But then again, they probably on mean text, and that text would probably be spaced together as well.

And....they probably didn't take "Deep Web" into account.
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:04 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

What about porn? Theres got to be more than 57,000 years worth of porn alone on the internet.

Or is this just text?

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Old 09-17-2009, 03:08 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

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I found these comparisons underwhelming.
This. Seems like it would be more.
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:12 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

Guys it's not accurate. The Internet is expanding each day. 1000+ pages are added in minutes, you can't possibly add them.
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

Someone should devote their life to this so future generations can read about our ignorance. Instead of textbooks let them read the internet. Cover to cover and do analyses of us and our ways.

Somewhat of a modern day bible. Old testament is just everything. New testament is abridged

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Old 09-17-2009, 03:17 AM
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Way better is a mole of pennies.
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:19 AM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

I'm sorry but,
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

i was expecting more actually
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:13 AM
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lol dugg
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:41 PM
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

Seems stragely lower than expected. I would have guessed at least twice the figures given.
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Default Re: If You Printed The Internet.

Some researcher had their ad blocker and porn filter on...
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:17 PM
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Some researcher had their ad blocker and porn filter on...
THOSE BASTARDS!!!!
What would the internet be without the porn?!?!?!?!
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