Re: If only all our children could be this smart
Growing marijuana
Hypothetically how does one go about growing marijuana?
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1. Get marijuana
2. Extract dna
3. ?????
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1) Plant seeds
2) Allow seeds to grow
3) Harvest weed
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Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass
I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that.
How the **** do I get it out.
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
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i know from experience, the best way is to lay flat on your stomach, and have someone jump on you.
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Pics or gtfo.
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Same thing happened to me with a pen once. You need to go to the hospital and get surgury.
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Pics or gtfo.
this.
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this.
That.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
damnit i knew there was a positive to that. my wife said there was but i didn't listen.
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Pics or gtfo.
Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
I lolled and it hurt my ass.
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Try and take a dump. That could make things worse though if the blockage is serious.
Can I ask how? And if you were shoving it up your arse, why did you use the cap end first?
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Done for the night
so peace out *****ez.
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same here. i have to patrol TM. i need to put away some of these hardcore jenkem distributors.
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Bye.
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How much does a cop generally make in a year?
I'm wondering how much you guys make in a year.
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with or without bribes?
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I heard it's around $19,000 a year; is that true?
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yea thats true, although it can vary slightly by location
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Selling confiscated drugs on the side sure helps. Hypothetically.
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How many accounts must one person create before they realize what a waste of life they are?
Please, stop breathing my air.
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
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oofdah is confusing
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How many useless arrests must one policeman make before they realize they aren't making a difference?
Please, stop wasting my tax money.
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Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
Congratulations! You know how to utilize a dynamic IP!! You must make momma soooo proud.
Now settle down before momma beats you.
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no need for violence there officer
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Police brutality
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I'm not a cop, putz.
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Assault.
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I'm not a cop, putz.
Failed the exam?
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Failed the exam?
Failed life?
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I failed both already.
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couldn't get thru the academy.
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Your mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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you're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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You're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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Oops. I see you did exceed 4th grade. My mistake.
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omg u rasist u posted picz of azn men dat maks u rasist
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I think I'm gay
I'm sexually attracted to man penis. Does this make me gay?
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Yes, it does.
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Should I bring it up with my therapist?
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Give your therapist a blowjob.
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I've never given blowjobs before; I've only received. It is to my knowledge that it is necessary to bite every once in a while to "wake up" the receiver; can someone confirm this?
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If you don't vomit, then you are definitely gay.
Edit: Biting is good, the harder the better.
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Growing marijuana
Hypothetically how does one go about growing marijuana?
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1. Get marijuana
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1) Plant seeds
2) Allow seeds to grow
3) Harvest weed
4) Sell/smoke weed
5) Profit
^No missing step!
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Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass
I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that.
How the **** do I get it out.
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
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i know from experience, the best way is to lay flat on your stomach, and have someone jump on you.
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Pics or gtfo.
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Same thing happened to me with a pen once. You need to go to the hospital and get surgury.
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Pics or gtfo.
this.
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Quote:
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this.
That.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
damnit i knew there was a positive to that. my wife said there was but i didn't listen.
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Pics or gtfo.
Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
I lolled and it hurt my ass.
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Try and take a dump. That could make things worse though if the blockage is serious.
Can I ask how? And if you were shoving it up your arse, why did you use the cap end first?
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Done for the night
so peace out *****ez.
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same here. i have to patrol TM. i need to put away some of these hardcore jenkem distributors.
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Bye.
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How much does a cop generally make in a year?
I'm wondering how much you guys make in a year.
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with or without bribes?
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I heard it's around $19,000 a year; is that true?
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yea thats true, although it can vary slightly by location
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Selling confiscated drugs on the side sure helps. Hypothetically.
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How many accounts must one person create before they realize what a waste of life they are?
Please, stop breathing my air.
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
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oofdah is confusing
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How many useless arrests must one policeman make before they realize they aren't making a difference?
Please, stop wasting my tax money.
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Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
Congratulations! You know how to utilize a dynamic IP!! You must make momma soooo proud.
Now settle down before momma beats you.
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no need for violence there officer
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Police brutality
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I'm not a cop, putz.
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Assault.
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I'm not a cop, putz.
Failed the exam?
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Failed the exam?
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I failed both already.
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couldn't get thru the academy.
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Your mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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you're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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your
your
your
your
your
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You're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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Oops. I see you did exceed 4th grade. My mistake.
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omg u rasist u posted picz of azn men dat maks u rasist
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I think I'm gay
I'm sexually attracted to man penis. Does this make me gay?
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Yes, it does.
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Should I bring it up with my therapist?
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Give your therapist a blowjob.
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I've never given blowjobs before; I've only received. It is to my knowledge that it is necessary to bite every once in a while to "wake up" the receiver; can someone confirm this?
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If you don't vomit, then you are definitely gay.
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Growing marijuana
Hypothetically how does one go about growing marijuana?
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1. Get marijuana
2. Extract dna
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1) Plant seeds
2) Allow seeds to grow
3) Harvest weed
4) Sell/smoke weed
5) Profit
^No missing step!
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Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass
I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that.
How the **** do I get it out.
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
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i know from experience, the best way is to lay flat on your stomach, and have someone jump on you.
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Pics or gtfo.
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Same thing happened to me with a pen once. You need to go to the hospital and get surgury.
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Pics or gtfo.
this.
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this.
That.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
damnit i knew there was a positive to that. my wife said there was but i didn't listen.
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Pics or gtfo.
Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
I lolled and it hurt my ass.
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Try and take a dump. That could make things worse though if the blockage is serious.
Can I ask how? And if you were shoving it up your arse, why did you use the cap end first?
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Done for the night
so peace out *****ez.
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same here. i have to patrol TM. i need to put away some of these hardcore jenkem distributors.
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Bye.
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How much does a cop generally make in a year?
I'm wondering how much you guys make in a year.
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with or without bribes?
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I heard it's around $19,000 a year; is that true?
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yea thats true, although it can vary slightly by location
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Selling confiscated drugs on the side sure helps. Hypothetically.
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How many accounts must one person create before they realize what a waste of life they are?
Please, stop breathing my air.
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
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oofdah is confusing
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How many useless arrests must one policeman make before they realize they aren't making a difference?
Please, stop wasting my tax money.
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oofdah
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Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
Congratulations! You know how to utilize a dynamic IP!! You must make momma soooo proud.
Now settle down before momma beats you.
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EyMaing
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no need for violence there officer
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JohnTaylor
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Police brutality
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oofdah
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I'm not a cop, putz.
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Assault.
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Tzofar
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Quote:
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I'm not a cop, putz.
Failed the exam?
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oofdah
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Failed the exam?
Failed life?
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I failed both already.
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couldn't get thru the academy.
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Your mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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PaulieCarbone
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you're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
#25
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JohnTaylor
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You're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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oofdah
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Oops. I see you did exceed 4th grade. My mistake.
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omg u rasist u posted picz of azn men dat maks u rasist
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I think I'm gay
I'm sexually attracted to man penis. Does this make me gay?
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Yes, it does.
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Should I bring it up with my therapist?
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Give your therapist a blowjob.
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I've never given blowjobs before; I've only received. It is to my knowledge that it is necessary to bite every once in a while to "wake up" the receiver; can someone confirm this?
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Tzofar
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If you don't vomit, then you are definitely gay.
Edit: Biting is good, the harder the better.
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Growing marijuana
Hypothetically how does one go about growing marijuana?
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PaulieCarbone
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1. Get marijuana
2. Extract dna
3. ?????
4. Profit
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1) Plant seeds
2) Allow seeds to grow
3) Harvest weed
4) Sell/smoke weed
5) Profit
^No missing step!
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Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass
I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that.
How the **** do I get it out.
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
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EyMaing
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i know from experience, the best way is to lay flat on your stomach, and have someone jump on you.
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Pics or gtfo.
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Same thing happened to me with a pen once. You need to go to the hospital and get surgury.
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EyMaing
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Pics or gtfo.
this.
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this.
That.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
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EyMaing
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
damnit i knew there was a positive to that. my wife said there was but i didn't listen.
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Pics or gtfo.
Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
I lolled and it hurt my ass.
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Try and take a dump. That could make things worse though if the blockage is serious.
Can I ask how? And if you were shoving it up your arse, why did you use the cap end first?
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Done for the night
so peace out *****ez.
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same here. i have to patrol TM. i need to put away some of these hardcore jenkem distributors.
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Bye.
.
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PaulieCarbone
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How much does a cop generally make in a year?
I'm wondering how much you guys make in a year.
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with or without bribes?
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Without.
I heard it's around $19,000 a year; is that true?
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yea thats true, although it can vary slightly by location
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Tzofar
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Selling confiscated drugs on the side sure helps. Hypothetically.
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How many accounts must one person create before they realize what a waste of life they are?
Please, stop breathing my air.
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
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EyMaing
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oofdah is confusing
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How many useless arrests must one policeman make before they realize they aren't making a difference?
Please, stop wasting my tax money.
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oofdah
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Originally Posted by JohnTaylor
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
Congratulations! You know how to utilize a dynamic IP!! You must make momma soooo proud.
Now settle down before momma beats you.
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EyMaing
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no need for violence there officer
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JohnTaylor
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Police brutality
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oofdah
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I'm not a cop, putz.
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JohnTaylor
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Assault.
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Tzofar
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
I'm not a cop, putz.
Failed the exam?
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oofdah
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Failed the exam?
Failed life?
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PaulieCarbone
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I failed both already.
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couldn't get thru the academy.
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oofdah
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Your mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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PaulieCarbone
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Quote:
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you're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
#25
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JohnTaylor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
You're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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oofdah
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Oops. I see you did exceed 4th grade. My mistake.
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PaulieCarbone
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omg u rasist u posted picz of azn men dat maks u rasist
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I think I'm gay
I'm sexually attracted to man penis. Does this make me gay?
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Yes, it does.
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Should I bring it up with my therapist?
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Give your therapist a blowjob.
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I've never given blowjobs before; I've only received. It is to my knowledge that it is necessary to bite every once in a while to "wake up" the receiver; can someone confirm this?
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Tzofar
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If you don't vomit, then you are definitely gay.
Edit: Biting is good, the harder the better.
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Growing marijuana
Hypothetically how does one go about growing marijuana?
#2
Today, 08:52 PM
PaulieCarbone
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1. Get marijuana
2. Extract dna
3. ?????
4. Profit
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Tzofar
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1) Plant seeds
2) Allow seeds to grow
3) Harvest weed
4) Sell/smoke weed
5) Profit
^No missing step!
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Today, 08:56 PM
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Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass
I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that.
How the **** do I get it out.
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
#2
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EyMaing
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i know from experience, the best way is to lay flat on your stomach, and have someone jump on you.
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PaulieCarbone
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Pics or gtfo.
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JohnTaylor
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Same thing happened to me with a pen once. You need to go to the hospital and get surgury.
#5
Today, 08:58 PM
EyMaing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulieCarbone
Pics or gtfo.
this.
#6
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JohnTaylor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EyMaing
this.
That.
#7
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PaulieCarbone
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
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EyMaing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulieCarbone
Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
damnit i knew there was a positive to that. my wife said there was but i didn't listen.
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Pics or gtfo.
Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
I lolled and it hurt my ass.
Tzofar
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Try and take a dump. That could make things worse though if the blockage is serious.
Can I ask how? And if you were shoving it up your arse, why did you use the cap end first?
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PaulieCarbone
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Done for the night
so peace out *****ez.
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EyMaing
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same here. i have to patrol TM. i need to put away some of these hardcore jenkem distributors.
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JohnTaylor
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Bye.
.
#1
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PaulieCarbone
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How much does a cop generally make in a year?
I'm wondering how much you guys make in a year.
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EyMaing
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with or without bribes?
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Without.
I heard it's around $19,000 a year; is that true?
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EyMaing
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yea thats true, although it can vary slightly by location
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Tzofar
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Selling confiscated drugs on the side sure helps. Hypothetically.
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JohnTaylor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
How many accounts must one person create before they realize what a waste of life they are?
Please, stop breathing my air.
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
#12
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EyMaing
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oofdah is confusing
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Tzofar
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How many useless arrests must one policeman make before they realize they aren't making a difference?
Please, stop wasting my tax money.
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oofdah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnTaylor
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
Congratulations! You know how to utilize a dynamic IP!! You must make momma soooo proud.
Now settle down before momma beats you.
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EyMaing
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no need for violence there officer
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JohnTaylor
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Police brutality
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oofdah
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I'm not a cop, putz.
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JohnTaylor
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Assault.
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Tzofar
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
I'm not a cop, putz.
Failed the exam?
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oofdah
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Originally Posted by Tzofar
Failed the exam?
Failed life?
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PaulieCarbone
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I failed both already.
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couldn't get thru the academy.
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oofdah
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Your mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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PaulieCarbone
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
you're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
#25
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JohnTaylor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
You're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
#26
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oofdah
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Oops. I see you did exceed 4th grade. My mistake.
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PaulieCarbone
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omg u rasist u posted picz of azn men dat maks u rasist
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I think I'm gay
I'm sexually attracted to man penis. Does this make me gay?
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JohnTaylor
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Yes, it does.
#3
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Should I bring it up with my therapist?
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JohnTaylor
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Give your therapist a blowjob.
#5
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PaulieCarbone
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I've never given blowjobs before; I've only received. It is to my knowledge that it is necessary to bite every once in a while to "wake up" the receiver; can someone confirm this?
#6
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Tzofar
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If you don't vomit, then you are definitely gay.
Edit: Biting is good, the harder the better.
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Growing marijuana
Hypothetically how does one go about growing marijuana?
#2
Today, 08:52 PM
PaulieCarbone
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1. Get marijuana
2. Extract dna
3. ?????
4. Profit
#3
Today, 09:09 PM
Tzofar
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1) Plant seeds
2) Allow seeds to grow
3) Harvest weed
4) Sell/smoke weed
5) Profit
^No missing step!
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Today, 08:56 PM
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Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass
I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that.
How the **** do I get it out.
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
#2
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i know from experience, the best way is to lay flat on your stomach, and have someone jump on you.
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Pics or gtfo.
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Same thing happened to me with a pen once. You need to go to the hospital and get surgury.
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EyMaing
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Pics or gtfo.
this.
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this.
That.
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PaulieCarbone
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
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EyMaing
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
damnit i knew there was a positive to that. my wife said there was but i didn't listen.
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Pics or gtfo.
Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
I lolled and it hurt my ass.
Tzofar
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Try and take a dump. That could make things worse though if the blockage is serious.
Can I ask how? And if you were shoving it up your arse, why did you use the cap end first?
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Done for the night
so peace out *****ez.
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EyMaing
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same here. i have to patrol TM. i need to put away some of these hardcore jenkem distributors.
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Bye.
.
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PaulieCarbone
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How much does a cop generally make in a year?
I'm wondering how much you guys make in a year.
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EyMaing
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with or without bribes?
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Without.
I heard it's around $19,000 a year; is that true?
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yea thats true, although it can vary slightly by location
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Tzofar
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Selling confiscated drugs on the side sure helps. Hypothetically.
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How many accounts must one person create before they realize what a waste of life they are?
Please, stop breathing my air.
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
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EyMaing
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oofdah is confusing
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Tzofar
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How many useless arrests must one policeman make before they realize they aren't making a difference?
Please, stop wasting my tax money.
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oofdah
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Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
Congratulations! You know how to utilize a dynamic IP!! You must make momma soooo proud.
Now settle down before momma beats you.
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EyMaing
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no need for violence there officer
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JohnTaylor
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Police brutality
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oofdah
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I'm not a cop, putz.
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JohnTaylor
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Assault.
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Tzofar
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Quote:
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I'm not a cop, putz.
Failed the exam?
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oofdah
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Failed the exam?
Failed life?
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PaulieCarbone
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I failed both already.
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couldn't get thru the academy.
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oofdah
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Your mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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PaulieCarbone
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you're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
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JohnTaylor
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You're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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oofdah
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Oops. I see you did exceed 4th grade. My mistake.
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PaulieCarbone
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omg u rasist u posted picz of azn men dat maks u rasist
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PaulieCarbone
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I think I'm gay
I'm sexually attracted to man penis. Does this make me gay?
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JohnTaylor
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Yes, it does.
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Should I bring it up with my therapist?
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Give your therapist a blowjob.
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PaulieCarbone
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I've never given blowjobs before; I've only received. It is to my knowledge that it is necessary to bite every once in a while to "wake up" the receiver; can someone confirm this?
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Tzofar
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If you don't vomit, then you are definitely gay.
Edit: Biting is good, the harder the better.
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Growing marijuana
Hypothetically how does one go about growing marijuana?
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PaulieCarbone
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1. Get marijuana
2. Extract dna
3. ?????
4. Profit
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Tzofar
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1) Plant seeds
2) Allow seeds to grow
3) Harvest weed
4) Sell/smoke weed
5) Profit
^No missing step!
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Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass
I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that.
How the **** do I get it out.
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
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EyMaing
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i know from experience, the best way is to lay flat on your stomach, and have someone jump on you.
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PaulieCarbone
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Pics or gtfo.
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JohnTaylor
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Same thing happened to me with a pen once. You need to go to the hospital and get surgury.
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EyMaing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulieCarbone
Pics or gtfo.
this.
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JohnTaylor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EyMaing
this.
That.
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PaulieCarbone
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Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
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EyMaing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulieCarbone
Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
damnit i knew there was a positive to that. my wife said there was but i didn't listen.
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Originally Posted by PaulieCarbone
Pics or gtfo.
Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
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Originally Posted by PaulieCarbone
Leave it in. You're highlighting your asstributes.
I lolled and it hurt my ass.
Tzofar
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Try and take a dump. That could make things worse though if the blockage is serious.
Can I ask how? And if you were shoving it up your arse, why did you use the cap end first?
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PaulieCarbone
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Done for the night
so peace out *****ez.
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EyMaing
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same here. i have to patrol TM. i need to put away some of these hardcore jenkem distributors.
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JohnTaylor
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Bye.
.
#1
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PaulieCarbone
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How much does a cop generally make in a year?
I'm wondering how much you guys make in a year.
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EyMaing
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with or without bribes?
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Without.
I heard it's around $19,000 a year; is that true?
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EyMaing
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yea thats true, although it can vary slightly by location
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Tzofar
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Selling confiscated drugs on the side sure helps. Hypothetically.
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JohnTaylor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
How many accounts must one person create before they realize what a waste of life they are?
Please, stop breathing my air.
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
#12
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EyMaing
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oofdah is confusing
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Tzofar
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How many useless arrests must one policeman make before they realize they aren't making a difference?
Please, stop wasting my tax money.
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oofdah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnTaylor
Actually I think there's about 6 of us. You can check the ips if you want.
Congratulations! You know how to utilize a dynamic IP!! You must make momma soooo proud.
Now settle down before momma beats you.
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EyMaing
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no need for violence there officer
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JohnTaylor
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Police brutality
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oofdah
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I'm not a cop, putz.
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JohnTaylor
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Assault.
#19
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Tzofar
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
I'm not a cop, putz.
Failed the exam?
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oofdah
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Originally Posted by Tzofar
Failed the exam?
Failed life?
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PaulieCarbone
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I failed both already.
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EyMaing
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couldn't get thru the academy.
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oofdah
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Your mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
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PaulieCarbone
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
you're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
your
#25
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JohnTaylor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oofdah
You're mother rolled over in a wet dream didn't she?
Poor child.
#26
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oofdah
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Oops. I see you did exceed 4th grade. My mistake.
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PaulieCarbone
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omg u rasist u posted picz of azn men dat maks u rasist
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PaulieCarbone
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I think I'm gay
I'm sexually attracted to man penis. Does this make me gay?
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JohnTaylor
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Yes, it does.
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Should I bring it up with my therapist?
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JohnTaylor
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Give your therapist a blowjob.
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PaulieCarbone
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I've never given blowjobs before; I've only received. It is to my knowledge that it is necessary to bite every once in a while to "wake up" the receiver; can someone confirm this?
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Tzofar
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If you don't vomit, then you are definitely gay.
Edit: Biting is good, the harder the better.
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