My hair

elf omg · #1 09-21-2009, 02:17 PM

For those of you who may dislike me and are into voodoo. This is a serious sale, and I will send my own hair.

Hair is dirty blonde, and very sexy.

Location: my head, for now.

Fun fact: When the native americans get their hair cut, they collect all of the fallen hair and burn it, so that it doesn't get into the hands of someone who may do them harm.

Im Bored · #2 09-21-2009, 02:19 PM

Blow me

elf omg · #3 09-21-2009, 02:22 PM

Post here with your offer, but keep in mind that you may denied.

Dfg · #4 09-21-2009, 03:46 PM

Price/Shipping/location.

elf omg · #5 09-21-2009, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dfg

Price/Shipping/location.

Price is up in the air, I dunno what hair normally goes for. I can ship anywhere, though the cost my be higher outside of the continental US. Location is Wyoming, and somedays Colorado.

shamanpanda · #6 09-21-2009, 07:16 PM

I will pay you $1 via Paypal to send to Wisconsin.

elf omg · #7 09-21-2009, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shamanpanda

I will pay you $1 via Paypal to send to Wisconsin.

Will need a bit more than that.

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis · #8 09-26-2009, 11:06 AM

How much hair are we talkin 'bout?

A little whisp or a good chunk? No pubes, please.

I am interested.

If you give me a reasonable chunk I'll give you five dollars via paypal "gift" option (no fees) if you envelope it and send it to me.

BukkakeTsunami · #9 09-26-2009, 11:20 AM

...crave attention much? You're such a god damn Emo...

elf omg · #10 09-26-2009, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doggienipple

How much hair are we talkin 'bout?

A little whisp or a good chunk? No pubes, please.

I am interested.

If you give me a reasonable chunk I'll give you five dollars via paypal "gift" option (no fees) if you envelope it and send it to me.

It would be like.. a good amount of hair? dunno how to measure hair like this.

elf omg · #11 09-26-2009, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1337

Wrap a rubber band around a lock of hair the same diameter as a pencil and cut off 4 inches. You now have the perfect amount of hair for a voodoo spell.

Oh, I'll send more hair than that.

elf omg · #12 09-26-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1337

You should just buzz it off. You'll be hot, like GI Jane.

No!

My hair is my favorite part of my physical self.

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis · #13 09-26-2009, 10:22 PM

Please PM me with a paypal address and your terms so I can get my hair on.

Five bucks is okay, right? I mean, it'll cost you like 40 cents and an envelope...

Mor3BL7 · #14 09-29-2009, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1337

Will said hair contain any bonuses such as head lice or semen residue?

I lol'd

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis · #15 09-29-2009, 01:08 AM

lol, y u forsaken me?

I WANT SOME HAIR.

Dream of the iris · #16 10-02-2009, 04:17 AM

Pics?

5024L · #17 10-02-2009, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dream of the iris

Pics?

Damn bro you desperate

elf omg · #18 10-02-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dream of the iris

Pics?

Here is a picture of the hair being messy and a bit wet.

Little Miss Sunshine · #19 10-02-2009, 02:33 PM

...waiting for someone to photoshop TJ in...

5024L · #20 10-02-2009, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Ashley

Here is a picture of the hair being messy and a bit wet.

lol @ HandOfZek covering up his Adam's apple

Jim Strongcock · #21 10-02-2009, 10:57 PM

okay so i'm going to give you advice everyone has wanted to give you.

you see that socket on the wall behind you? well, spit on your dick (we all know you have one) shove a few poisonus spiders down your urethera,and shove your dick in the socket. spit on it (or drool, for your autism does that for you) and wait for the spiders to bite the inside of your dickhole.

you are an attention whore, and a man. you should get therapy or huff raid as soon as possible.

not me · #22 10-02-2009, 11:07 PM

That looks like GAY hair. Don't know how that affects its value, though.

SleepyGorillaMuseum · #23 10-06-2009, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zoloff

That looks like GAY hair. Don't know how that affects its value, though.

very good point.

elf omg · #24 10-06-2009, 05:21 AM

Okay, I've decided to set a price for it. I will go no lower than $7 USD.

So the bidding is starting at $7 USD now, we'll let the auction go on for a bit and the highest bidder (who I am willing to sell to) wins the hair.

pill popper · #25 10-06-2009, 12:30 PM

Not worth it

zek wont really cut his hair

fucking emo troll

elf omg · #26 10-06-2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pill popper

Not worth it

zek wont really cut her hair

fucking emo troll

Will too.

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis · #27 10-07-2009, 02:26 AM

You drive a hard bargain...

7 Is as high as I'll go. That better include shipping... and a sexy shampoo smell.

elf omg · #28 10-07-2009, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doggienipple

You drive a hard bargain...

7 Is as high as I'll go. That better include shipping... and a sexy shampoo smell.

My hair always smells like sexy shampoo hehe.

Okay, the auction is at $7 (including shipping) USD. If no one tops this in a certain amount of time (which has yet to be decided), you win the auction.

hurray!

pill popper · #29 10-07-2009, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Ashley

Will too.

Bullshit

I smell a scam

Savage_white_man · #30 10-13-2009, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doggienipple

You drive a hard bargain...

7 Is as high as I'll go. That better include shipping... and a sexy shampoo smell.

So has that bitch sent you hair yet, or was it to afraid to cut part of its emo shit off?

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis · #31 10-13-2009, 05:32 PM

No word yet....

elf omg · #32 10-13-2009, 05:43 PM

Auction is still open, waiting for other bids. Auction will close soonish.

Savage_white_man · #33 10-14-2009, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Ashley

Auction is still open, waiting for other bids. Auction will close soonish.

Auctions normally last around 7 days on ebay tops with most being 3 days, you trannie faggot.

Admit it, only one person offered you cash for your filthy, mattered, trannie, emo hair, now commence the money for hair transaction!

Savage_white_man · #34 10-14-2009, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1337

There are tons of auctions that last 30 days on ebay.

And those generally have people bidding when theres only a few days left.

OP when does your auction end?

Savage_white_man · #35 10-14-2009, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1337

What difference does it make when people bid? You said there were 7 day auctions max, which is not true. Do you think Zek will get a lot of bids right before his auction closes? Why does it matter how long he keeps this sale going?

I made a mistake and I admit it, I just generally see 7 day listings.
And I don't post on ebay due to the fee's being retarded to some extent considering I can use oztion for cheap.

elf omg · #36 11-03-2009, 04:18 PM

UPDATE: This auction will be ending at midnight MST on November 11th.

Get your bids in!

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis · #37 11-04-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1337

There are tons of auctions that last 30 days on ebay.

Those are faggots with stores (cost a monthly fee to maintain) listing things with a "buy it now" option.

Us peons only have access to a 10 day auction max, and you have to pay a fee to make it go that long.

Plus I am pretty sure they banned the auctioning of human... er... material.

eBay is pretty gay.

PuttinOnTheRitz · #38 11-04-2009, 11:43 PM

This thread is a fucking joke

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis · #39 11-04-2009, 11:48 PM

Yeah, 44 days is a pretty big crock of shit.

I lost interest and regret bidding now.

.it · #40 11-05-2009, 02:59 AM

i would buy it, and clone you, but then there would be two annoying bitches.

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