Bat Country giveaway announced

**ArmsMerchant** · #1 09-21-2009, 07:45 PM

Regulars will know that I sometimes give things away to other members--everything from rolling papers to an emerald, most recently a cockroach finger puppet.

I now have the perfect giveaway for Bat Country--Batman underwear. Yep--I have two pairs of boxer shorts--one has the classic Batman logo in black and yellow, the other has The Dark Knight. Both are flannel, size medium (32-34 waist), clean but previously owned. (I collect and distribute clothing to local low-income folks, which is how I came upon the shorts.)

So--in case you want one, post and say why. I haven't decided on the criteria for winners, but I must limit this to USA addresses only.

Fza · #2 09-21-2009, 07:48 PM

Worn underwear?

Dfg · #3 09-21-2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyfox

Regulars will know that I sometimes give things away to other members--everything from rolling papers to an emerald, most recently a cockroach finger puppet.

I now have the perfect giveaway for Bat Country--Batman underwear. Yep--I have two pairs of boxer shorts--one has the classic Batman logo in black and yellow, the other has The Dark Knight. Both are flannel, size medium (32-34 waist), clean but previously owned. (I collect and distribute clothing to local low-income folks, which is how I came upon the shorts.)

So--in case you want one, post and say why. I haven't decided on the criteria for winners, but I must limit this to USA addresses only.

Dammit.

Frank · #4 09-21-2009, 07:53 PM

No offense, but I'd feel a little odd receiving used batman underwear from an old bearded man. I'll take some more of those hemp rolling papers you sent me in the days of Paradox Sector though.

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger · #5 09-21-2009, 07:54 PM

YiaL is going to be pissed he doesn't live in the USA.

5024L · #6 09-21-2009, 07:56 PM

That is pretty damn disgusting, who wants used underwear?

Fza · #7 09-21-2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 5024L

That is pretty damn disgusting, who wants used underwear?

Well...

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Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

YiaL is going to be pissed he doesn't live in the USA.

Yup.

Dr Z Tream · #8 09-21-2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank

No offense, but I'd feel a little odd receiving used batman underwear from an old bearded man. I'll take some more of those hemp rolling papers you sent me in the days of Paradox Sector though.

AM sent me a badge from the 1988 Alaskan Husky Racing Championships or something and a picture of himself back from when I was on Kancof.com. Shit was kidda cool and kidda creepy in equal measures.

5024L · #9 09-21-2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dfg

Dammit.

What, they don't pay you enough at the call center to buy underwear?

**ArmsMerchant** · #10 09-21-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 5024L

That is pretty damn disgusting, who wants used underwear?

Me, for one.

Only a fool pays full price for the new stuff, when you can get a good used pair for 50 cents at the local thriftshop.

5024L · #11 09-21-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyfox

Me, for one.

Only a fool pays full price for the new stuff, when you can get a good used pair for 50 cents at the local thriftshop.

I bet you have crabs, don't you?

Archetype · #12 09-21-2009, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyfox

Me, for one.

Only a fool pays full price for the new stuff, when you can get a good used pair for 50 cents at the local thriftshop.

There's no denying the logic in that.
But still - eeeeeew.

Fza · #13 09-21-2009, 08:20 PM

Hmm. Do they have used thongs at a thriftshop?

Frank · #14 09-21-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Fza

Hmm. Do they have used thongs at a thriftshop?

They have used dental floss. Same thing.

CrazyJoe · #15 09-21-2009, 08:24 PM

I, for one, am not interested.

Fza · #16 09-21-2009, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank

They have used dental floss. Same thing.

If it's been used to floss a cunt, then sure.

**ArmsMerchant** · #17 09-22-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fza

Hmm. Do they have used thongs at a thriftshop?

It would depend on the thriftshop, I guess.

My wife sent me to shop for undies for her once, but I didn't see any thongs--just your basic amazingly large old-lady underwear.

Seriously, you can get awesome bargains at thriftshops, especially when they have bag sales.

sayyeah · #18 09-22-2009, 06:52 PM

I want them.

**ArmsMerchant** · #19 09-22-2009, 06:59 PM

^Thanks for getting the thread back on-topic.

5024L · #20 09-22-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyfox

^Thanks for getting the thread back on-topic.

constantinople · #21 09-22-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 5024L

That's probably the shittiest blunt I've ever seen. And he calls himself a nigga....

5024L · #22 09-22-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by constantinople

That's probably the shittiest blunt I've ever seen. And he calls himself a nigga....

That is PizzaNazi, go bitch to him about it.

constantinople · #23 09-22-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 5024L

That is PizzaNazi, go bitch to him about it.

How about someone links PizzaNazi to this thread because I'm too lazy to track him down.

5024L · #24 09-22-2009, 07:18 PM

Give me his email address and I will

constantinople · #25 09-22-2009, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 5024L

Give me his email address and I will

I think there is a gap in communication here.

J.P.W · #26 09-22-2009, 08:57 PM

This is an insult to HB. You're low greyfox.

**ArmsMerchant** · #27 09-25-2009, 01:53 AM

Bumped to give someone besides sayyeah a chance. . . .

Otherwise, he/she/it/them/whatever gets BOTH pair.

cosmo · #28 09-25-2009, 03:03 AM

This might be more appropriate for LL&R or Stoner Chat.

Winston_Smith · #29 09-25-2009, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by J.P.W

This is an insult to HB.

This.

Dumpster Slut · #30 09-25-2009, 05:00 AM

If you send me those underwear I will wear them every day for a week, soiled or clean I don't really care. Yes, I will include pics.

Food Product · #31 09-25-2009, 05:10 AM

I want to shit in them and send them back.

Edit: Or alternatively, shit in them and give the pair to my brother.

Edit Edit: I guess the main point is that I'd just like to shit in them. Whether anyone is given the pair doesn't really matter to me.

Full Frontal · #32 09-25-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyfox

Me, for one.

Only a fool pays full price for the new stuff, when you can get a good used pair for 50 cents at the local thriftshop.

I like thriftshops and I even worked in one when I was a kid. Our one had a policy of NOT accepting donated underwear.

None of the shops I've been to sell underwear either.

Blunderfail · #33 09-25-2009, 11:43 AM

lol. Greyfox is at it again. XD

The Risen Ghost of Hitler · #34 09-25-2009, 11:56 AM

I'm pretty sure those underwears will be covered in a fine layer of dried Greyfox seamen. It'll hit you in the face like a cloud of dust when you open the package.