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Old 01-16-2009, 08:40 AM
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Have you ever wanted to get high but didnt want to spend large amounts of money on illegal drugs, or risk getting caught. Well read on and i will outline several legal substances that can be used to get high. DXM: This is the active ingredient of a lot of cough syrups and cough drops. The main problem with DXM cough syrups is that most contain ingredients that are toxic in high doses. You need to make sure that DXM is the ONLY active ingredient. You also need to check how much DXM is in each dose of cough syrup. In order to get high one must use between 300mg and 600mg of DXM. I have heard of higher doses being used but i would not reccomend it without first experiementing with lower doses. Again be sure that DXM is the only active ingredient, otherwise you will probably die. And another thing, if you are taking serotonergic anti-depressents (prosac, paxil, zoloft, celexa) and you use DXM you will probably die again. LSA: Yeah you guessed it, a cousin of the classic psychadelic hallucenogen, LSD. LSA is found in Morning Glory seeds, as well several other plants whose names I do not recall at the moment. You will need to eat between 6g and 10g of seeds. I am not sure what the toxic dose is, so dont try more than 10g without some experimentation. The best varieties are Heavenly Blue, Flying Saucers and Perly Gates. Be sure to wash your seeds thoughrally before eating them, for there might be toxic chemicals on them (no kidding, multi-national corporations are bitches). (Psudeo)Ephedrine: This chemical is derived from an eastern plant called ephedra (hence the name). And is used as a nasal econgestant. Psudeoephedrine is a synthetic version of ephedrine, it has less side effects and a higher lethal dose (for our purposes there is no difference). Ephedrine is the active ingredient in sudafed. I have had some people tell me that they get drowsy after taking sudafed, these people are stupid. You see, ephedrine turns into adrenaline after you take it. Some people (myself included) get real irratable after taking sudafed. Sudafed (brand name and genaric) contains about 30mg of psudeoephedrine. I am not quite sure about the lethal dose of ephedrine, though it is at least several grams. I would reccomend trying the reccomended dose on the box and then increasing the dose as you see fit. Kava Kava: This is a plant that grows naturally in the south pacific. It is a mild anti-anxiety drug. Islanders usually drink a strong kava kava tea several times a day to reduce anxiety. Because of this many say that the islanders of the south pacific are the most friendly people in the world. Well, regardless of whether or not the islanders will be nice enough to kill you before they eat you is irrevelent, you can still get high off of large doses of kava kava. Kava kava can be found in normal everyday grocery stores. I would reccomend taking a double dose of kava kava to get high, although you may need to modulate this to suit you. Do not worry about overdosing it is non-toxic (just dont be stupid and take the whole bottle or something). Caffeine: Yeah sure, you are probably thinking "This guy is a stupid wanker that needs to be forced to eat his own balls." And that may be true but you can still achieve an alterd state of consciousness from caffiene. In order to get "high" (you probably wont, but you will get a slight buzz) you need at least 400mg. But be carefull, the lethal dose of caffeine of 4.5g, so dont get too near that ammount just to be on the safe side, especially if you are small. There are several ways to find caffeine. Most sodas contain 40mg-75mg of caffeine, one 8 oz. cup of cofee contains 100mg of caffeine and caffeine pills usually contain 200mg of caffeine.

Peppermint Extract: Surely you have seen the little bottles of peppermint extract. Well, it turns out that they are like 90% alcohol. This means that unless you are a REAL heavy drinker then you can get fucked on one or two. I think that peppermint is the only one with an alcohol content like that, most of the others are like 35%. And fortunately they are not very expensive and very easy to steal. But on the other hand i personnally find them quite disghusting. I am not sure if it is the strength of the pepperminet flavor, or just that i am not used to that purity of alcohol. Given the alcohol content peppermint extract can blister the inside of your mouth. Anyway, i try to stick to the tried and true package store liquor.

Yellow Jackets: You know those pills in truck stops that are usually near the cash register. They are known for being abused by truckers, who need to stay up all night and drive. The reason they are near the cash register is so that people like u wont steal them. I hear they are pretty expensive (not sure though) and i know that minors cannot purchase them. This is unbe-fucking-liveably stupid becuase yellow jackets are nothing but Ephedrine, Caffiene and Gensing. Therefore you could make ur own with shit you can buy/steal from the grocery store. Then sell them, as yellow jackets at jacked up prices (no pun intended). The only drawback to this is that they probbaly arent gonna be all the cool colors that yellow jackets come in.

Diet Pills: I really havent experiemnted with these at all. I am sure that there are faggots who think they are amphetamines, this is not true. Amphetamine is schedule two. This means only a real doctor (one who has been to medical school) can perscribe it. So dont even think that it might be possible. But of course this doesnt mean that there is no use in trying them. I am sure there is lots of caffiene and shit in them. I encourage anyone interested in stimulants to try them

Follows are some facts about various drugs (legal and otherwise): LSD does not go to the base of your spine and fuck you up. Marijuana does not kill brain cells. Cocaine and (meth)amphetamine do the same thing, so dont use them both at the same time. Ecstacy will burn out your seratonin receptors so that you will be depressed for the rest of your life and no amount of prosac can help you (no kidding). Pure cocaine will kill you, so will pure heroin. Mixing alcohol with cocaine or heroin will kill you. Mixing alcohol with many other substances can have negative effects.

I urge anyone interested in the topic of recreational drug use to do more research before using any substances listed here or elseware. Some suggested topics of research are as follows: Exact doses, negative drug reactions/interactions, possible dangers, possible false test posatives, laws associated with certain substances, etc. My favorite web site for this sort of research is Erowid.org, it is definately the most comprehensive site on the net.
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Old 01-16-2009, 08:46 AM
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What the fuck is this?

Lookit, I would love a drug forum, but until Zok authorizes it then you shouldn't post shit like this, its plain disrespectful.

And what ego to call shit like this the best of totse...
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:40 PM
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Ecstacy will burn out your seratonin receptors so that you will be depressed for the rest of your life and no amount of prosac can help you (no kidding).



What a moron
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HAhahaha some text files on totse were hilariously bad. It pissed me off for a while, but I guess the more bad, easy to find information there is on the internet, the less likely the good stuff will come into the wrong hands. If that makes sense.
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So what is happening to all ToTSE's text files?
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thhe bannanadine was my favorite for the lulz i acualy got some kid to make it when i was like 14
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Mixing alcohol with cocaine or heroin will kill you.
I guess that was a half quarter of washing machine powder I boffed last weekend shitttt
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So what is happening to all ToTSE's text files?
www.zoklet.net/totse


And OP - You're an idiot.
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Old 12-27-2009, 01:34 AM
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Haha. I seem to remember reading that a long, long time ago. I must have been 13 at the time or something.
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Jenkem.
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Old 12-27-2009, 03:48 AM
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Eating pussy gets you high too but I guess you wouldn't know.
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