My letter to the F.B.I.

[Rude Louis]

Hello, hello, hello. And hello to all the bodies of the government that never get mail because people don't like you. Yes, you too, Department of Motor vehicles and I.R.S., but mainly to you, Government Intel. I just wanted to send an email to you because you are most likely tired of reading other peoples mail, and probably want to receive some yourselves. Well, no one likes a snitch, gossiper, or nosy person, so I am sure you would get a lot more emails if you guys didn't bother everyone so much, if you didn't make everyone so scared and fearful. You guys are a bit too paranoid. Hey, it's ok, so am I, and I could suggest to you a lot of good techniques for coping with paranoia, but I am sure you have read them already, since you probably read all of my other emails.

But I would like for some of you guys to chill out. Seriously. You aren't even following the rules that the original members of the government set forth for you to obey. And since you keep arresting and holding people that supposedly "disobey" you, I think that it is a bit hypocritical of you to do it. I don't know if any of you are big readers, I mean I would assume you have to be, reading everyone elses private letters and such, but if you do like reading, I am sure one of you knows about this great read out there called "The Constitution of the United States of America". It's full of all these great things, like not breaching people's right to privacy, not punishing someone before they have been found guilty, not lying to the citizens, a whole Pandora's box of liberties and rights. Liberties and rights that you have made disappear. I mean, I haven't even brought up all the corruption and such that has been going on. Catering to the corporations, and as well to businesses run by or involved with Politicians. Yes, YOU Dick Cheney and Halliburton. This is kind of stupid isn't it? You don't even protect the people anymore, only yourselves. But everyone thinks that you are serving our bests interests. Everyone thinks that you are by the people, for the people.

All I can say is, Bravo. That must have been hard, I mean you did make sure that there was a tv in every house for people to be glued to, you did convince everyone to trust it completely, and then you made sure no free voice could ever be heard from it to teach the people the truth of it all, but damn, it must have been hard. How exactly did you pull it off? You should go tell Hugo Chaves how, because for some odd reason that man you describe on the tv as a "freedom hating dictator" was silly enough to allow his country to have laws restricting government and corporation programming on the television. I mean can you believe that 30% of all programming has to be submitted by everyday people in everyday communities, free from corporation and governmental suggestion? And that there are even areas where the citizens can go to receive free training and equipment to do so? The utter audacity of those "freedom haters".

But still, you have done good. I mean, no one is able to get on planes anymore with box cutters to take over flights, and you know how dangerous and effective those box cutters were. Those dozens of passengers on the flight were completely unable to defend or even attempt to redirect those planes thanks to those very few [government allowed and approved] terrorists. Whoops, did I say government allowed and approved? I'm sorry. That may make you guys look bad in front of everyone, and then everyone might think that you allowed those planes to hit the towers (not to mention the Pentagon, which for some reason has evidence to show a bombing and not a plane crash). And then everyone’s paranoid delusions of all this might even assume that you did all this to get the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. act passed in a state of fear and panic and forced allegiance to the government. I mean, how else could we have ever been ok with a document allowing the government to completely ignore the constitution and simultaneously take away almost every single one of our freedoms? I mean, you could have NEVER done illegal wire tapping before 9/11 (such a catchy phrase to use, you creative bastards you!), you could have NEVER done illegal detaining of American and Non-American citizens before 9/11, and you damn sure could have NEVER gotten a stupid belligerent puppet to be our president for eight years before 9/11.

Then again, if you hadn't done all that, then you wouldn't ever have seen this heartfelt letter of mine.
Truly yours,
The Rudeboy

[Lao Tzu]

lol *~rebel

[Struwwelpeter]

There's no need to send them the letter, they're monitoring your digital activities and most likely have already spit coffee all over their keyboard many a time as you gradually punched in every painstaking keystroke over the course of a few months to create this worthless piece of shit.

[Rude Louis]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

There's no need to send them the letter, they're monitoring your digital activities and most likely have already spit coffee all over their keyboard many a time as you gradually punched in every painstaking keystroke over the course of a few months to create this worthless piece of shit.

It took me ten minutes because I was bored.

Shows what you know.

[dontcallmeinsane]

Originally Posted by The Rudeboy

It took me ten minutes because I was bored.

Shows what you know.

Don't feed the troll.

[Irukanji]

~Checks to see if im in conspiracy~

Ok, but thats the government for you. The reason marijuana is illegal is because it works, and they wont get as much tax then from say, $10 trillion worth of meds, now will they?

[Bender]

guys to chill out

Yeah G man dude just chill bros, kick it and smoke a burner.

[IdentityCrisis]

F.B.I. I think you have your agencies mixed up. You should have sent the letter to the N.S.A.

[Ra5pu10]

Haha, dude its all in the proof. I am as careful as possible about my actions. Before a few months ago I kept to all the rules except for doing this kind of thing, except, rather than a forum, I did it via email. Only to people who I knew very very personally. There really wasn't a way for them to get any of it without violating my right to privacy. Recently I had a friend of mine check me out in some government databases. (I live in a government housing community and so its not that hard to become buddy buddy with high brass in almost every department) Apparently before I ever started going publicly with this kind of stuff, I was on quite a few internet blacklists and the police considered me a "High profile criminal". The way I see it, by now every call, email, search, keystroke, everything, is monitored so I might as well just fuck them all up the ass with everything I know until they finally either see that tracing me is the biggest waste of time and money, or until they arrest me. And lets face it, freedom of speech protects what I do... OOPS! My bad, that's right, they got rid of that a long time ago. How silly of me.

[Ra5pu10]

Oh, and since I'm sure the FBI has this on the top of their reading material. I am Sam Westler. If you guys can figure that out than you're good. Not that anyone here or almost anyone anywhere will know who he is, short of the tribute in my signature. But, if those geniuses in the FBI, CIA, etc. have been really monitoring me as much as they make it seem, I'm sure they'll shit themselves when the read that little bit of info.

[Σnigma]

Oh yeah, accusing the government for the 9/11 attacks. That's radicalism!

Shut the fuck up - join the crowd.

[Ra5pu10]

Originally Posted by Σnigma

Oh yeah, accusing the government for the 9/11 attacks. That's radicalism!

Shut the fuck up - join the crowd.

Are you talking to me?

If so, no, I'm not.

[Nigger-8]

Bump.