I don't like mustaches, can I still be a police officer?

[Mirana]

Ever since I was a wee one and saw these badasses beat down people for a job. It was my passion, I wanted it all. The uniform, the gun, and the badge. But I'm afraid if I go in there without a hairy face they might turn me down?

[Raptor Ribs]

You're just a pussy. IME a lot pussies that get bullied in high school want to become cops. And you're a sand nigger. Good luck with that.

[Daily]

Non-fat policemen are rare.

Policemen suck.

Join the SWAT team.

[Mirana]

Don't you have to start out in the military to become SWAT?

[Daily]

Oh. You should try it anyway?

[Clover]

Originally Posted by robyextreme

Don't you have to start out in the military to become SWAT?

Nope, my buddy is going through school to ultimately to get his foot in the door for swat. Better start school in criminal justice and start working out though.

[Silverfuck]

Mustaches just decrease aerodynamicness. You want to be aerodynamic, don't you?

[Sal, a man-deer]

^ ^ ^. If I could thank you , I would.

[Herpy Derpy]

Yes.

[Lord hang man]

Originally Posted by robyextreme

Don't you have to start out in the military to become SWAT?

Originally Posted by WIKIPEDIA

[edit] Training

United States Mint Police Special Response TeamSWAT officers are selected from volunteers within their law enforcement organization.

Nope do it up man. Also this is kind of off topic but I heard the army will not drug test people anymore, at least in Canada. They only check you for diabetes now! So I'm thinking maybe I should join up in advance so I get promoted when we're at war with Iran, the Chinese Coalition, and most of South America

So if you're not-scared enough of being shot to be a cop, consider the army man. They pay for your schooling and shit if you wanna fix planes or be a radio operator or medic or, ya know some army type of job.

[aquabania]

big mustache + super reflective aviators + some hay to twirl around with my mouth = me when im a cop in 8 years

[Mirana]

The problem with joining the military is cause it sort of follows the "get rich, or die trying" motto. Sure it's easy access to education/career. But you can get all that AND more knowledge/training without having to kill people.

[Ph0x]

*insert super troopers joke here*

[Mirana]

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i never became a cop

[paulbras]

as long as you hate freedom more than you hate mustaches you are going to be just fine on the force.