Zoklet.net

Go Back   Zoklet.net > Entertainment > LOL, Internet

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 09-26-2009, 10:08 AM
Dfg Dfg is offline
Grander Duke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Pakistan
Thanks: 53
Thanked 976 Times in 738 Posts
Send a message via MSN to Dfg Send a message via Skype™ to Dfg
Smile How to detect a lie.

Video: http://www.howcast.com/videos/1885-How-To-Detect-a-Lie


Source: http://lifehacker.com/5368068/examin...o-detect-lying

Related articles:
http://lifehacker.com/5324926/catch-...u-off-to-a-lie
http://lifehacker.com/139779/how-our-eyes-indicate-lies

Hope you enjoyed it .
Reply With Quote
The following users say "It is so good to hear it!":
Subbie138 (09-27-2009)
  #2  
Old 09-26-2009, 10:23 AM
Sal, a man-deer Sal, a man-deer is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: im right here , dude.
Thanks: 281
Thanked 103 Times in 55 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

I think hes lying.
Reply With Quote
The following users say "It is so good to hear it!":
  #3  
Old 09-26-2009, 10:49 AM
Crashwangdoodle Crashwangdoodle is offline
Count
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Paris/Oslo
Thanks: 352
Thanked 65 Times in 60 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

I think the most important is really controlling your hands...
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 09-26-2009, 07:34 PM
Bostonjunk Bostonjunk is offline
New Arrival
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: UK
Thanks: 0
Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

Even better - How to lie like a pro!

http://www.wikihow.com/Lie
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 09-27-2009, 04:09 AM
:MAD:ijuana's Avatar
:MAD:ijuana :MAD:ijuana is offline
Count
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: nEW jERSEY
Thanks: 23
Thanked 85 Times in 64 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

Coolio
__________________
I d k
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 09-27-2009, 04:11 AM
Twin Gats's Avatar
Twin Gats Twin Gats is offline
Duke
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: In front of a computer
Thanks: 428
Thanked 347 Times in 270 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

The best defense is having no conscience. Whenever i lie its always to benefit myself and i consider that the right thing to do so it just rolls off the tongue like the truth.
__________________
"Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
-Hunter S. Thompson
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 09-27-2009, 04:15 AM
batman938 batman938 is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Thanks: 13
Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

im a fucking pro at lying, im completely serious about my lies and I convince myself it's the truth
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 09-27-2009, 06:40 PM
hotbod's Avatar
hotbod hotbod is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: In Cognito
Thanks: 71
Thanked 155 Times in 122 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

Another good way is if they swallow because they have a dry throat. But when i need to swallow i just wait until the right time between answers and questions and un-noticeably move my hand to my chin and swalllow quickly so its like it never happened.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crashwangdoodle View Post
I think the most important is really controlling your hands...
this to. When i was arguing with my probation officer and i was trying to act like i wasnt getting mad. She pointed out that i was fiddling with my hands alot. Even though i wasnt lieing in that situation it did tell the truth about how i was feeling.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unwyred View Post
Lol at CREEPY HALF SMILING.
LoL why would someone smile when they are being accused with something?
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 09-27-2009, 08:06 PM
Subbie138 Subbie138 is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Thanks: 18
Thanked 14 Times in 9 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

Hey, Dfg, well, and Zoklet, too: I didn't thank you for that video, that's pretty common knowledge. What i do love about your post is the "Video", Source", and "Related articles" format. Ownage.

Last edited by Subbie138; 09-27-2009 at 08:08 PM. Reason: EDITZ: Hahahah +1 for kiddie porn tag. Do you do that regularly? I never noticed. Brilliant!
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 09-27-2009, 08:10 PM
i poop in your cereal's Avatar
i poop in your cereal i poop in your cereal is offline
Archduke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Noddington
Thanks: 341
Thanked 601 Times in 409 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

This is stupid.

People aren't computers.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 09-27-2009, 08:48 PM
hotbod's Avatar
hotbod hotbod is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: In Cognito
Thanks: 71
Thanked 155 Times in 122 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

Quote:
Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal View Post
This is stupid.

People aren't computers.
who do you think made computers
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 09-27-2009, 08:50 PM
i poop in your cereal's Avatar
i poop in your cereal i poop in your cereal is offline
Archduke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Noddington
Thanks: 341
Thanked 601 Times in 409 Posts
Default Re: How to detect a lie.

Quote:
Originally Posted by hotbod View Post
who do you think made computers
... ?
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 09-27-2009, 09:11 PM
Dfg Dfg is offline
Grander Duke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Pakistan
Thanks: 53
Thanked 976 Times in 738 Posts
Send a message via MSN to Dfg Send a message via Skype™ to Dfg
Smile Re: How to detect a lie.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Subbie138 View Post
Hey, Dfg, well, and Zoklet, too: I didn't thank you for that video, that's pretty common knowledge. What i do love about your post is the "Video", Source", and "Related articles" format. Ownage.
Thanks
Dfg, child porn is pretty much my tags whenever I make any thread. You can use the tag search for Dfg or child porn and find all my threads.


I use the above format whenever I make a thread. But the format changes from thread to thread.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
child porn, detect, dfg, lie

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Little alarm box in fitting rooms to detect tag removal volchonok Bad Ideas 19 04-30-2009 12:34 AM
Can K9 units detect guns? Maitreya's Asassin Bad Ideas 10 02-24-2009 04:57 AM


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:31 AM.


Hot Topics
On IRC
Users: 4
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "http://www.zoklet.net/..."
Users: 18
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "ask ibm why atlantis is real"
Users: 7
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "vaginaboob"
Advertisements
Your ad could go right HERE! Contact us!

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.