Violent camera names

[Lao Tzu]

If someone says they want to shoot me with a telescopic lens should I say cheese, or invest in shaded windows?

When a guy tells you he has a semi-automatic in his pocket do you give him your wallet and put your hands up or do you give him handy tips on photographing birdlife?

A prosumer sounds like some kind of megaweapon from a video game.

And all I can say is, when people start talking about Canons, build a better castle.

[area 51 trespasser]

thank you