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Old 02-02-2009, 09:12 PM
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Default Making profit out of a handle

So I bought a handle of Smirnoff raspberry, and never drank it, although a few friends did. Now I'm tight on cash and have roughly half of it left. I'm going to water bottle it up and sell it off, but I'm trying to break even and above. What is the max I could water it down? Any ideas? I was already intending to do half, but is that too much?
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:30 PM
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Sell it to stupid kids, some may not even notice the difference in the taste.
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:33 PM
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Sell it to stupid kids, some may not even notice the difference in the taste.
That's what I was intending to do, but how much watering down do you think I can get away with?
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:54 PM
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fill up the whole damn bottle until its full
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:40 PM
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Careful selling to stupid kids, they get caught.
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Old 02-15-2009, 12:36 PM
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Careful selling to stupid kids, they get caught.
The burden of proof rests on them proving you sold them anything
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:19 PM
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Go sell the half bottle to some middle schoolers at full price.
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:30 AM
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Even when I started out drinking, I could easily tell the one time someone tried giving me something watered down - and it was probably only 1 part water to 5 parts vodka. Don't sell it to anyone who you actually give a shit about, because if they realize it, they'll be pissed.
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:24 AM
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Buy a fifth of everclear, and get an empty vodka handle, pour half the everclear in and dilute the rest with water, problemo solved!
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