I officially have a Mercedes Benz in my possesion.

[J.P.W]

How many of you jobless pieces of shit can say the same?


[No drivers license though. ]

[SHH]

I don't care I ever own a Mercedes Benz, I certainly don't care if anyone else does.

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

J.P.W's coolness +1

[Mor3BL7]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

How many of you jobless pieces of shit can say the same?


[No drivers license though. ]

hey J.P.W

SUCK DADDIES DICK!!!!!!!!!!

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Mor3BL7

hey J.P.W

SUCK DADDIES DICK!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you bitch, I bought it with my own hard earned money.

I just drove it for just a bit to see how it runs. I start the car and drive about 400 metre's when I see a goddamn cop car. I quickly turned left to my street and I saw the cop car driving past me. Dodged a bullet there.

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

Fuck you bitch, I bought it with my own hard earned money.

I just drove it for just a bit to see how it runs. I start the car and drive about 400 metre's when I see a goddamn cop car. I quickly turned left to my street and I saw the cop car driving past me. Dodged a bullet there.

You're a criminal.

[johnplywd]

give it back

[i poop in your cereal]

If I had a Mercedes Benz I would sell it.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

Fuck you bitch, I bought it with my own hard earned money.

I just drove it for just a bit to see how it runs. I start the car and drive about 400 metre's when I see a goddamn cop car. I quickly turned left to my street and I saw the cop car driving past me. Dodged a bullet there.

lol

Reminds me of when I was 12 and took my mom's car for short joyrides.

[Dr Z Tream]

I would get a car but then I couldn't afford to pay for rent, bills and food and I would probably have to move back in with my parents. And having your own place is much better and gives you a much greater freedom than having your own car.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

I would get a car but then I couldn't afford to pay for rent, bills and food and I would probably have to move back in with my parents. And having your own place is much better and gives you a much greater freedom than having your own car.

Touche.

[BlackopsNinja]

Bmw's are better anyway.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by BlackopsNinja

Bmw's are better anyway.

No they're not, not oldtimers anyway.

[Vox Ducis]

What Mercedes model is it ? Can you post a pic ?

[Actor]

When I win the lottery i'm buying a Cadilac CTS and Pontiac G8 and maybe a Jeep Wrangler and a Lincoln. Thats all the cars I need.

[Vox Ducis]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

http://verkopen.marktplaats.nl/photopopup/269910661/1

It's very classy. It makes me think of the cars owned by the East European pimps.

[Clover]

Did you pass your final test?

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Vox Ducis

It's very classy. It makes me think of the cars owned by the East European pimps.

I'm an East European pimp.
I'm going to grow a 'stache.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Clover

Did you pass your final test?

No.

[EL Lee]

What are you trying to do, make amends?

[Vox Ducis]

Originally Posted by j.p.w

i'm an east european pimp.
i'm going to grow a 'stache.

Хорошо, брат.

[J.P.W]

^what?

[Fza]

Originally Posted by Vox Ducis

It's very classy. It makes me think of the cars owned by the East European pimps.

How are eastern european pimps classy?

[Vox Ducis]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

^what?

"Good, brother."

Originally Posted by Fza

How are eastern european pimps classy?

The car, not the pimps.

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Originally Posted by Vox Ducis

It's very classy. It makes me think of the cars owned by the East European pimps.

I told you so JPW.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by The Spirit Of Jazz

I told you so JPW.

I keep hearing it all over the place, not just the internet.
I don't care, I'll just blast out music that people know can't come from a [stereotypical] Eastern European pimp.

[constantinople]

Aren't those cars a lot cheaper where you live because you don't have to transport them across an ocean?

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by constantinople

Aren't those cars a lot cheaper where you live because you don't have to transport them across an ocean?

I paid 2750 euro's for it (4026,83 dollars). There where alot cheaper ones but this one still runs like new.

[Shrike]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

No.

So you in fact have a car that is useless to you, because you failed your test. Wow how jealous am I?!!!?!!!

[Minority Deport]

Is owning a benz in british land like owning a civic in america?

[Winston_Smith]

Originally Posted by Minority Deport

Is owning a benz in british land like owning a civic in america?

JPW is Dutch mang.

lrn2hb

[Winston_Smith]

Originally Posted by Vox Ducis

Хорошо, брат.

- Один язык недостаточно

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by Vox Ducis

The car, not the pimps.

Actually, it's a W201 which was the cheapest car in the Mercedes-Benz lineup when it was made, which was over twenty years ago...

[Flex Rigid]

Just when I thought you couldn't be much more of a douchebag.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Flex Rigid

Just when I thought you couldn't be much more of a douchebag.

I'm full of surprises like that.

[X61]

My car is cooler than a Mercedes .

[Winston_Smith]

Originally Posted by X61

My car is cooler than a Mercedes .

What, this one?

[X61]

Originally Posted by Winston_Smith

What, this one?

No . Although if I had a second car it would probably be yellow.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by X61

My car is cooler than a Mercedes .

You also make alot more money than me by ripping off old people.

[X61]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

You also make alot more money than me by ripping off old people.

I don't rip people off. I'd have a lot more money if I had the balls to rip people off .