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Default I have a 28 lb cat.

What should I do?

P.S. Pics when I get them.
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:25 PM
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It'd feed a whole village in Africa.
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Dont feed it as much as you do? And you must show pics soon or this thread is useless.
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:27 PM
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do you call him fat cat
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EDITost pics soon or thread fails
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:47 PM
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dayum lets see some pics.
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:49 PM
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lets see some more mudfarmers swarming a thread
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lolwut?
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:54 PM
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lolwut?



Jesus fucking christ, that cat puts my cat whom also was all white to shame. He was about 22lbs or so give or take.
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:55 PM
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:56 PM
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:59 PM
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:00 PM
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Was going good till u posted a fake ass picture.
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My grandmother has a cat that looks similar in size.
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meow meow (more pics)
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:07 PM
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What a fat ass pussy.
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Was going good till u posted a fake ass picture.
lol whut?
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:09 PM
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My cat is fucking huge. He has an eating disorder where whenever he gets stressed out he eats until he barfs. It's fucking gross.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:53 PM
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My cat's pretty fat as well, but not that fat. She's got this fetish where she likes to eat and get pet at the same time. Scratching her back while she plows into a fat bowl of kitty kibble elicits squeals of pure ecstasy.
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put that thing out of its misery
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:57 PM
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Your cat is as big around as you are. That's got to be against some kind of natural law.
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Old 10-02-2009, 01:35 AM
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Your cat is as big around as you are. That's got to be against some kind of natural law.
I think he got fat because he didn't want to be picked up anymore. It kinda worked.
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Old 10-02-2009, 01:56 AM
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My mums cat is something like 8kg, it tries to swallow dry food whole at 100mph and then throws up and eats some more. It swallowed about 2/3 of a kebab stick once before it realized it wasn't food, then sat out in the rain looking half dead until i found it and pulled it out.
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Use the blubber to heat your home for decades to come
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Old 10-02-2009, 02:19 AM
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My mums cat is something like 8kg, it tries to swallow dry food whole at 100mph and then throws up and eats some more. It swallowed about 2/3 of a kebab stick once before it realized it wasn't food, then sat out in the rain looking half dead until i found it and pulled it out.
heheahhahahaha

that produces a funny image in my head.
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Your cat is fucking epic!
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Need more proof.
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My cat is big, but it's not fat. All muscle, claws and charm. ALL the female kitties want to hit it.

Bengals Rule.
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Cat tipping must be lulzy with it.
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I posted the real picture of my cat.

The other one was fake.
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My cat is big, but it's not fat. All muscle, claws and charm. ALL the female kitties want to hit it.

Bengals Rule.
Awesome tom--are we talking a purebred here?

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My cat is big, but it's not fat. All muscle, claws and charm. ALL the female kitties want to hit it.

Bengals Rule.
He's so cool!!
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Awesome tom--are we talking a purebred here?

BTW, I am delighted to see you posting here.
Thanks! The *papers* say he's a purebred Bengal. But my suspicion is that he's not REALLY a cat, but more of a lapdog, working undercover

Bengals are so not like typical cats. They're very vocal like the siamese, but they require a shitload of attention and can get very destructive if they get bored.

Looking forward to checking out your new subforum, Arms!

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Thanks underOATH. I'd like to get a snow bengal in the future and pair 'em up!
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thats just sad man...i would never let my cats get that big. homo.
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I want a really fat cat, they're so cute.
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Put duct tape on the bottom of his feet.
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That's sad.
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Put duct tape on the bottom of his feet.
protip: Scotch tape is more humane, and produces the same (insanely funny) effect.

Mo likes it when I put a sock over his head. He does flips.
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