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Old 10-01-2009, 11:26 PM
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Default how do i make my dick bigger.

here is what it looks like when it's flaccid.

http://www.hotchyx.com/adult-image-h...69100_1479.JPG

i would like it to be much bigger though. have you ever seen a mandingo porn? i want it to look like that. do you guys know if there are any effective surgeries medications, or like stretching type things? no scams please and especially nothing that will cause permanent damage. thanks gaiz.
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here is what it looks like when it's flaccid.
http://www.hotchyx.com/adult-image-h...69100_1479.JPG
i would like it to be much bigger though. have you ever seen a mandingo porn? i want it to look like that. do you guys know if there are any effective surgeries medications, or like stretching type things? no scams please and especially nothing that will cause permanent damage. thanks gaiz.
you aren't USING it for anything, are you ? Why bother ?

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Old 10-01-2009, 11:41 PM
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you aren't USING it for anything, are you ? Why bother ?
make your dick flaccid (make sure it's not hard) and stand 5 feet away from the door. tie your cock to the door handle
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Old 10-02-2009, 02:32 AM
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make your dick flaccid (make sure it's not hard) and stand 5 feet away from the door. tie your cock to the door handle
that made me make a face of shock.
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Old 10-02-2009, 02:35 AM
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Lose some weight. Fatass.
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:07 AM
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Jelq, you small dicked faggot.
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:09 AM
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I dunno peeps.
vote keep this open or shut it down.
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+1 for open
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:11 AM
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:22 AM
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Man, that's kind of gay, and I'm not going to open it...
I'm sorry man..
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:30 AM
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:34 AM
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Dude I got like 4.5 inches on you grow up.
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Why would you ask DFG? Just lock it...lock the shit out of it.
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Dude I got like 4.5 inches on you grow up.
lol yeah i bet. if you have 4.5 inches on me then i will give you 10 million dollars. how pathetic do you have to be to pretend that your dick is big on the internet
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I think Project Pat is lying about being a cat owner
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:52 AM
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... how pathetic do you have to be to pretend that your dick is big on the internet
oh ... the irony
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:52 AM
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Old 10-02-2009, 03:54 AM
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Look at naked ladies.
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Old 10-02-2009, 04:06 AM
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Eat more corn chips!
Also cow bell.
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Old 10-02-2009, 04:26 AM
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Your cells will not naturally grow more then your genetics allow them to. Your dna has designed that penis for you and thats all you body is going to do on its own. Your cells have stopped dividing and thats why the growth is limited. The only way to stimulate cell growth in such a case is to apply electricity. A lot of electricity. Over a long period of time.

The first thing you need is a batter powered air pump. Put this into a bucket of water. Dip penis in electric water. It will hurt, but it will enable the cells to keep growing by shocking them and disrupting their cell membranes. The extra energy encourages ATP to jump start and kick the kerbs cycle into a faster pace. The result is that the cells have a sudden surge of energy and since they do not know what is happening, the divide without permission from your dna. Essentially the electric flow shocks your cells and forces them to divide. This will cause all part of your penis to grow in normal proportions.

The down side is that this technique is slow and painful. You must shock your penis twice a day for months to notice significant improvements. But it does work over time. If you have a 5 inch penis then in a year you could turn it into a 7 inch penis.

Good luck, this technique served me well.

And the pain becomes easy to handle after the first few times.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:55 PM
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Open, please

We're going to need an erect pic.. preferably video??
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We're going to need an erect pic.. preferably video??
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:06 PM
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Saline injection to the cack. The right choice.

http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection
(note: picture is of testicle injection, penis shaft can also be injected)
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Go and buy some caffeine tablets, lots of caffeine tablets, and jam them down your japs eye. After this, go and get some deep heat, put it in a syringe and blast that down your peehole on top of the tablets.
Finally, and this is the important part, send me 500 bucks. The next time you go to sleep your cock will undergo fantastic changes, it may even develop the ability to speak, though this isn't guaranteed.
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i lmfaoed, *evil laugh*
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Open, please

We're going to need an erect pic.. preferably video??
Shameless man, shameless..

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1. Stick your penis is a vacuum.
2. Turn vacuum on.
3. ??????
4. Emergency Room!
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Old 10-02-2009, 11:12 PM
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Dude I got like 4.5 inches on you grow up.
That means you have about 6 inches ? Amirite ?
You could have it pierced and hang weights from it, PP.
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if you want more inches stroke it
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if your cock was any bigger than that i would never fuck you
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Staple sausages onto the end of it.
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Old 10-02-2009, 11:36 PM
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Video of this too, please
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This thread made me think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8
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Video, please. Yeh, I know that it's YOUR line, Yggs. LOL !
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here is what it looks like when it's flaccid.

http://www.hotchyx.com/adult-image-h...69100_1479.JPG

i would like it to be much bigger though. have you ever seen a mandingo porn? i want it to look like that. do you guys know if there are any effective surgeries medications, or like stretching type things? no scams please and especially nothing that will cause permanent damage. thanks gaiz.
why did i click that...
anyway i've heard of something called jelqing, google it. I have no idea if it works or not though, as i am content with my dic sizae
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if your cock was any smaller than that i would never fuck you
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Nice jungle there. Protip: shaving pubes makes your dick look bigger, brah. There's where to start.
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