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Old 10-03-2009, 01:07 AM
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Question If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

would you convert to Christianity? I would seriously consider it.

Also, when you asked the question, you had the Christian god in mind.
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:08 AM
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No. Allahu Akbar.
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:09 AM
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Nah. It would just support the idea that I myself am god.
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:11 AM
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:16 AM
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Also, when you asked the question, you had the Christian god in mind.
There are thousands of sects. Which sect are we talking about?
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:18 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

^^ None in particuar, just plain Christianity
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:20 AM
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^^ None in particuar, just plain Christianity
That's too ambiguous.
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:36 AM
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No.
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:49 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

No I wouldn't, but as much as I hate luck. I'd write 0.0001% on a piece of paper and jack off to it.

LOL.
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Old 10-03-2009, 02:18 AM
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no i wouldn't, but as much as i hate luck. I'd write 0.0001% on a piece of paper and jack off to it.

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Old 10-03-2009, 03:34 AM
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I'd buy that goddamn Aston Martin.
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Old 10-03-2009, 03:36 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

No, but I would use 10% of the cash value to make a burnt offering in some aluminum foil to whatever imaginary deity happened to be inhaling at that particular moment.
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Old 10-03-2009, 03:40 AM
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No, I wouldn't.

His omniscient fuckin' ass would have known that before he answered my prayer. He'd apparently be alright with me continuing to blaspheme my way through life.
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:17 AM
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fuck your color.
Hey, we have a suggestions part of the forum & ignore button. Go ahead and accomplish tasks with that.
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:37 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

Yes, I would. Then I'd have one of those mega-churches built, there's crazy money in religion.

And I wouldn't get caught doing meth and fucking male whores like that one guy.
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Old 10-03-2009, 05:22 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

i would get so excited i would forget what i said before i won
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:00 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

You would be god because you chose the numbers and won, so basically you prayed to yourself to do what you were going to do and won
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:03 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

I would laugh maniacally and live the rest of my life in a hedonistic blur.
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:51 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

I would honestly be celebating too hard to even think about it. And when I did fathom about, I would think it's all a coindink anyways.
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Old 10-03-2009, 10:50 AM
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I'd buy that goddamn Aston Martin.
Buy something better than that.
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:36 AM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

Not unless God was the name of the lottery offical
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Old 10-03-2009, 02:53 PM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

If the existence of the god of a certain religion were proven to me (Beyond any doubts), I would convert to whichever religion immediately and repent until I'm blue in the face.

The question is, what would a theist accept as proof that they're wrong?
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:31 PM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

I'd spend some of the money on pro-atheism billboards around town.
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:48 PM
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Grin Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

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would you convert to Christianity? I would seriously consider it.
You dumb fuck.

You know you can train birds and rats to be superstitious by conditioning them with rewards for doing a random act and then withholding the reward later?

PS.. YOU DUMB FUCK.
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:50 PM
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Old 10-03-2009, 09:22 PM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

Of course I would.

*Attempts to fake out God*
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Old 10-03-2009, 09:36 PM
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the christian god is the same as the catholic or Jewish god.
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Old 10-03-2009, 09:43 PM
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Default Re: If you said "god please let me win the lottery" and then you did,

I'd think it was luck.
"What a strange coincidence!"
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:49 PM
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No. That would be illogical.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:23 AM
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the christian god is the same as the catholic or Jewish god.
Yeah, and since it's money then you'd have to convert to Judaism. MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!



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Old 10-04-2009, 05:44 PM
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I would. That would be just too big of a coincidence.
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I would forget that i said due to the excitement.
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:57 PM
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Hell no. I'd spend my lottery money promoting atheism.
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:01 PM
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Hell no. I'd spend my lottery money promoting atheism.
what a waste of money. I would spend it on hoes and drugs personally.
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:05 PM
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what a waste of money. I would spend it on hoes and drugs personally.
This is how you promote atheism.
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I'm already a Christian.

I'd send 10% to my church and then I'd probably end up giving a lot away over the years -- although I would buy myself a house, a bunch more guns and ammunition, a new computer (although probably not right away), and a new car.

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HELL NO! I would chalk it up to luck and coincidences. "GOD" apparently isn't materialistic so you know his hand would have no part in it.
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I'm already a Christian.

I'd send 10% to my church and then I'd probably end up giving a lot away over the years -- although I would by myself a house, a bunch more guns and ammunition, a new computer (although probably not right away), and a new car.
how do you by yourself a house?
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Probably.

But then change back when I realise it's all bullshit.
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