How often do you change your sheets?

Angry Blue Bird of Death · #1 10-04-2009, 08:30 AM

Assuming you guys do use sheets that is.

Nothing exciting happens in my bed, so I usually change mine around every 2 weeks, that is if I remember to.

vnorberto · #2 10-04-2009, 08:36 AM

sheets are for pansies

ComradeAsh · #3 10-04-2009, 08:45 AM

Once a month or so.

About two weeks after I change my sheets my bed accumulates a large pile of stuff on it that I can never be bothered cleaning.

pill popper · #4 10-04-2009, 09:02 AM

lazy fucks

Mirana · #5 10-04-2009, 09:04 AM

When it smells like shit usually.

Unwyred · #6 10-04-2009, 09:06 AM

I change mine whenever the fuck juices start becoming conspicuous.

superspeedz · #7 10-04-2009, 09:46 AM

every week when i do laundry...

Please insert username · #8 10-04-2009, 10:11 AM

Every week or two.

Mutant Funk Drink · #9 10-04-2009, 10:32 AM

Once a month. Actually, I don't think I've changed them in about two months. But anyway, usually once a month.

Unwyred · #10 10-04-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

Once a month. Actually, I don't think I've changed them in about two months. But anyway, usually once a month.

Yea... I'm going on about 3 myself... It's just not a huge priority for me, really. It's not like I go to sleep on them when I'm filthy.

kfc v lot · #11 10-04-2009, 11:24 AM

Basically when they smell whicg could be monthly give or take..

**Mantikore** · #12 10-04-2009, 12:18 PM

i dont remember the last time i did that

@@@ · #13 10-04-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mantikore

i dont remember the last time i did that

This.

LSA King · #14 10-04-2009, 04:03 PM

I don't have more then one I only have one and wash them once a week.

Ecko · #15 10-04-2009, 04:21 PM

Never.

**wires** · #16 10-04-2009, 04:39 PM

twice a week. I love having clean sheets

SHH · #17 10-04-2009, 04:43 PM

I don't use sheets.

Herpy Derpy · #18 10-04-2009, 05:50 PM

Once every six months or so.

Monkmaster · #19 10-04-2009, 06:02 PM

Once a fortnight.

HTS · #20 10-04-2009, 06:03 PM

Every couple o' months. My sheets are the least of my concerns. My room is a fuckin' sty.

Herpy Derpy · #21 10-04-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HTS

Every couple o' months. My sheets are the least of my concerns. My room is a fuckin' sty.

You pig.

HTS · #22 10-04-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by peu4000

You pig.

I'd take a pic of it just to prove how much of a pig I am, but I'm actually embarrassed by it.

Monkmaster · #23 10-04-2009, 06:21 PM

Do it...

Shaggy · #24 10-04-2009, 06:24 PM

Not too often to be honest. Girl never minds it though, so I'm not worried.

Monkmaster · #25 10-04-2009, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaggy

Not too often to be honest. Girl never minds it though, so I'm not worried.

Because she knows it's her ass whose gonna clean 'em?

some girl · #26 10-04-2009, 06:49 PM

I just wash them every 2 weeks or so. I don't have any other sheets really, and only me and the cat sleep in them.

LSA King · #27 10-04-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecko

Never.

Somebody is a dirty bird.

i poop in your cereal · #28 10-04-2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HTS

I'd take a pic of it just to prove how much of a pig I am, but I'm actually embarrassed by it.

My room was like that when I lived at home... Half-eaten food, dirty plates and smelly underwear all over the place.

Now that I moved out I have absolutely no problem keeping the place nice.

idno

HTS · #29 10-04-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal

Half-eaten food, dirty plates and smelly underwear all over the place.

Pretty much.

TaxonomicalPissingContest · #30 10-04-2009, 08:01 PM

I only had 2 sets of sheets, which I swapped monthly. Now one sheet has literally fallen to pieces, having been dissolved in places by a combination of sweat, ass sweat and cum.

Now I have one full set of sheets left. And I haven't changed them yet.

Jitsu6500 · #31 10-04-2009, 10:56 PM

Maybe every two months? I don't do it, my mother changes them for me. She knows that if she doesn't then they won't get changed.

Meh. I don't fap in bed so there is no risk.

SizableSac · #32 10-05-2009, 12:06 AM

Damn, thanks for reminding me! Lol its been like what... 4 months now?

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis · #33 10-05-2009, 12:13 AM

When I take them off to finally clean, they usually have a giant brown, greasy oval in the center where I roll around the most. They also smell awful.

Right now my bed smells like a used football helmet. Haven't changed sheets in at least 6-8 months. I'll probably go a few more months, because I don't really care.