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Old 10-04-2009, 09:42 PM
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...to an NFL game.

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i'm watching the browns-bengals game in my room earlier and i ran out of chocolate milk (always drink chocolate milk while i watch sports i dunno its a superstition of mine) so i went out to the kitchen to get some more. my parents went to the mall for the day. the tv is on the browns game out in the living room and i see my sister is sitting on the couch (back of couch is facing me as i walk in) watching it, which i thought was odd because shes a 12 year old girl and as far as i know doesn't like football. so i go over to the couch and kinda lean over the back and i start to say "hey why are you watching this?" and i get as far as "hey why" when i look down and notice she has her pants open and hand on her crotch as she stares at the fucking game, fingering herself while just wearing her sports bra for a top. she just stops and kinda looks at me for what feels like 10 straight seconds but was probably more like 3, stops moving her hand around...then jumps up, buttons her pants, and runs into our bedroom yelling "sorry!" and shuts the door behind her.

now i'm not thinking she is sexually attracted to the sport of football...i'm thinking she has a thing for all the big black guys that dominate the sport and this particular game. as an open racist, this is terrible to me and i don't even want to think about what my dad would say were he to find out as he was a huge apartheid supporter in his day.

i know a lot of you don't believe in racism but please just respect my family's beliefs. my sister is only 12 so it's up to me and my parents to watch over her. when she's an adult, well...i'll be pissed if she ends up with a black guy, but i guess that's her decision. but for now i do not want this behavior to progress further. today shes fingering herself to black guys on tv, tomorrow she may be dating some black kid at school, giving him blow jobs and shit.

i just want to steer her on the right path. i want to talk to her but i'm not sure what to say. help?
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:46 PM
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Dont try and get her to date only white people, you might care for her, but thats a part of her life which she needs to be in control. It might be better to say nothing, I dont think tomorrow at the age of 12 she will be "be dating some black kid at school, giving him blow jobs and shit.".

Dont tell your mother or father, if it matters, tell her to stick to her room from now on.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:50 PM
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U should get her to watch hockey.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:50 PM
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Put a filter on the tv that blocks black guys.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:51 PM
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I was kinda expecting a Bel Air
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:53 PM
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this thread sucks. so i'm going to ask a question to everyone...

what's the website with all our pictures we uploaded?
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:54 PM
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Don't worry she was probably doing it to Brady Quinn.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:58 PM
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You're sister is going to get fucked by darkys.

Maybe one will be fucking her and one will be doing her from behind at the same time.

Maybe she'll be doing the aforementioned act while sucking another black cock and the same time.

Maybe shell get her arsehole torn apart by 3 black cocks at the same time while one is squatting over her head shitting all over her.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:59 PM
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Tell her to come see 'you' at the local KFC tomorrow when in reality you'd have set her up on a blind date with DerDrache/Pizzanazi In any case, as a mature woman she's entitled to be turned of by whomever she pleases.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:02 PM
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I think she would choose...



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Old 10-04-2009, 10:03 PM
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Hook me up OP, I'll take care real good care of your little sister.
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I think she would choose...

Mmm, who's that?
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:06 PM
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I think she would choose...



over

I think Brady Quinn was on the bench.

She obviously looks for something like this...



over some faggy little girl like this.

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Old 10-04-2009, 10:07 PM
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Mmm, who's that?
Brady Quinn quarterback that was playing that game...

I hope you are a chick...
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:08 PM
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I hope you are a chick...
Nah, Ygg's our resident gay stud.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:13 PM
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Brady Quinn quarterback that was playing that game...

I hope you are a chick...
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On second thought-- no thanks
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:14 PM
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On second thought-- no thanks
that's a picture of eli manning, not brady quinn. brady quinn is a long haired pretty boy retard. and he was on the bench. she was fucking looking at the blacks, believe me.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:21 PM
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bwahahahahahahaha!

decent troll thread! If this isn't a troll... I laugh even more at your predicament!
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:23 PM
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18 posts and no request for pics.

This thread is useless without them.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:25 PM
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that's a picture of eli manning, not brady quinn. brady quinn is a long haired pretty boy retard. and he was on the bench. she was fucking looking at the blacks, believe me.
*googles Brady Quinn*

...



I can see why men enjoy this sport... Yes...
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:26 PM
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Man, I watched that game what bull shit...Bengals having to win in the last 7 seconds of OT against the fucking Browns?!?!? For shame....
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:28 PM
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When I saw this on the main page I thought this was gonna be an Exposo thread.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:54 PM
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Your sister's gay.
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Old 10-05-2009, 05:27 AM
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Your sister's gay.
no she has never shown signs of being a lez.
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Old 10-05-2009, 05:35 AM
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She was looking at the cheerleaders.


also your story made me a bit horny. I wish it was easier to find cp now days.
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*googles Brady Quinn*

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I can see why men enjoy this sport... Yes...
I wish I could have a pad shelf that low
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I wish it was easier to find cp now days.
fuckin sick brah
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:21 AM
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:31 AM
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Pics or bullshit.
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He's got a valid point, cp is pretty hard to find
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:44 AM
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FUCK YOU OP :MAD: now i feel gay for watching football.
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:45 AM
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You should tell your mother she was putting her bare ass down masturbating on the couch, that will piss her off to no end (women hate things like that, it's unclean to them). If you add in the fact that it was football she was masturbating to, your mom will be that much angrier (most white families never treat a white female the same after she shows interest in a non-white).

Failing that you can always just kill her and tell your parents to produce better offspring.
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You better hope she doesn't turn into a coalburner, she'll be fucked up for life.

All you can do is tell her the truth, and hope she's sane enough to listen.
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Old 10-05-2009, 07:14 AM
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yo man you got any pics of your sister? i can tell if a girl is into black guys just by looking at her pics if you know what i mean.
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...to an NFL game.

yeah maybe this goes in LLR, but i dunno. check it out.

i'm watching the browns-bengals game in my room earlier and i ran out of chocolate milk (always drink chocolate milk while i watch sports i dunno its a superstition of mine) so i went out to the kitchen to get some more. my parents went to the mall for the day. the tv is on the browns game out in the living room and i see my sister is sitting on the couch (back of couch is facing me as i walk in) watching it, which i thought was odd because shes a 12 year old girl and as far as i know doesn't like football. so i go over to the couch and kinda lean over the back and i start to say "hey why are you watching this?" and i get as far as "hey why" when i look down and notice she has her pants open and hand on her crotch as she stares at the fucking game, fingering herself while just wearing her sports bra for a top. she just stops and kinda looks at me for what feels like 10 straight seconds but was probably more like 3, stops moving her hand around...then jumps up, buttons her pants, and runs into our bedroom yelling "sorry!" and shuts the door behind her.

now i'm not thinking she is sexually attracted to the sport of football...i'm thinking she has a thing for all the big black guys that dominate the sport and this particular game. as an open racist, this is terrible to me and i don't even want to think about what my dad would say were he to find out as he was a huge apartheid supporter in his day.

i know a lot of you don't believe in racism but please just respect my family's beliefs. my sister is only 12 so it's up to me and my parents to watch over her. when she's an adult, well...i'll be pissed if she ends up with a black guy, but i guess that's her decision. but for now i do not want this behavior to progress further. today shes fingering herself to black guys on tv, tomorrow she may be dating some black kid at school, giving him blow jobs and shit.

i just want to steer her on the right path. i want to talk to her but i'm not sure what to say. help?

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"Ohhh Ohhh Ohhhh OHHHHHHH OCHOCINCO!!!!!!!"

*creams*
I caught the last half of the game while I was at my parent's house doing laundry. Fucking good game. Tied in overtime until the last 7 seconds when Cinci made the field goal.
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