Obama just won the nobel peace prize!!!!!!!!

[KingOfIreland]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8298580.stm


FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

[Kow]

Whaaat?

[Midnight Sun]

what the FUCK is this

i'm so sick of everyone sucking his goddamn cock he is NOT so damn special.

[RadioFree]

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH HELL YES. This is going to cause fucking chaos! Suck it you right wing faggots.

[Slave of the Beast]

My God... even the Nobel Prize Committee isn't above trolling.

[TripleDot]

K, I'm too lazy to look at the link, can someone post what he won it FOR exactly?

[Kow]

Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

US President Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize.

The Nobel Committee said he was awarded it for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples".

The committee highlighted Mr Obama's efforts to strengthen international bodies and promote nuclear disarmament.

There were a record 205 nominations for this year's prize. Zimbabwe's prime minister and a Chinese dissident had been among the favourites.

The laureate - chosen by a five-member committee - wins a gold medal, a diploma and 10m Swedish kronor ($1.4m).
KEY RECENT WINNERS
# 2008: Martti Ahtisaari
# 2007: Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, Al Gore
# 2002: Jimmy Carter
# 2001: UN, Kofi Annan
# 1994: Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres, Yitzhak Rabin
# 1993: Nelson Mandela, FW de Klerk
# 1991: Aung San Suu Kyi
# 1990: Mikhail Gorbachev
# 1989: Dalai Lama

"Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future," the Norwegian committee said in a statement.

"His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population."

Asked why the prize had been awarded to Mr Obama less than a year after he took office, Nobel committee head Thorbjoern Jagland said: "It was because we would like to support what he is trying to achieve".

"It is a clear signal that we want to advocate the same as he has done," he said.

He specifically mentioned Mr Obama's work to strengthen international institutions and work towards a world free of nuclear arms.

The statement from the committee also said the US president had "created a new climate in international politics".

"Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play," it said.

The committee added that the US was now playing a more constructive role in meeting "the great climatic challenges" facing the world, and that democracy and human rights would be strengthened.

Here

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

K, I'm too lazy to look at the link, can someone post what he won it FOR exactly?

1. for being black
2. because everyone seems to love him

[TripleDot]

Originally Posted by Kow

Here

Thank you.

Originally Posted by Habanero

1. for being black
2. because everyone seems to love him

Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I have nothing against the guy, but people are pretty much sucking his cock on command.

Also, the 2 million people who protested him when he got elected somehow never made it to Canadian news.

[Syphilis]

Idiots. There would be far less people dying in the middle east if he didn't keep half-assing the war, and either totally pulled out, or sent more troops and finish the job George Bush started.

[JREwing]

Remember, Al Gore won it for single handedly stopping climate change, and Jimmy Carter won it for singlehandedly disarming North Korea. About time the commander in chief of the worlds largest war machine won it. He must've threatened to bomb Norway, made them feel important for once. Norwegians love American cock.

Also Epic Troll.

[:MAD:ijuana]

his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples

he didnt even accomplish anything yet

[Kow]

Originally Posted by :MAD:ijuana

he didnt even accomplish anything yet

He's given more money to big companies than anyone on Rockefeller's time.

[JustAnotherAsshole]

Originally Posted by Habanero

1. for being black
2. because everyone seems to love him

Yeah, negotiating and meeting with the leaders of other countries had nothing to do with it.

[Leonidas]

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole

Yeah, negotiating and meeting with the leaders of other countries had nothing to do with it.

...just what has he accomplished?

i hope you're also aware that this was voted on two weeks after he was put in office.

[JustAnotherAsshole]

Originally Posted by Habanero

...just what has he accomplished?

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Rigged by America.

[Dfg]

Well, good for him.


*Prepares to bomb Norway*

[Struwwelpeter]

He was nominated two weeks after he took office, he wasn't given the award for any accomplishments. It's just affirmative action, that's all.

The Nobel "peace prize" has been a joke for much of it's existing practice anyway.

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole

you know what, you're right.

He's garnered one giant facepalm.

Didn't know that qualified a Nobel Prize, though.

[Rocko]

Just being an American president that isn't Bush does enough for world peace to deserve the prize.

[JREwing]

Bush should get the Nobel War Prize, awarded each year to the person who best embodies the principles of organized carnage and mutual misunderstanding between peoples.

[Slave of the Beast]

Originally Posted by JREwing

Bush should get the Nobel War Prize, awarded each year to the person who best embodies the principles of organized carnage and mutual misunderstanding between peoples.

There's always the Ig Nobel Prize.

[Former FBI Agent]

lol. He doesnt really deserve it though. I think someone more like Bill Clinton deserved it. Obama was just doing his job.

[Shrike]

Originally Posted by Syphilis

Idiots. There would be far less people dying in the middle east if he didn't keep half-assing the war, and either totally pulled out, or sent more troops and finish the job George Bush started.

No, he should have pulled out. I'm not quite sure how they can give the Nobel Peace Prize to someone who is actively controlling soldiers in a war in Afghanistan. It's a bit of a joke.

[Aslav]

Affirmative action gave this filthy Negro beast a Nobel prize but it just says more about how little it is worth, so no biggy.

[InspiredByMe]

...wow.

[Fza]

Bunch of bullshit, he hasn't done anything yet.

[Fza]

Originally Posted by Kow

He's given more money to big companies than anyone on Rockefeller's time.

You're thinking of Bush, he bailed out most banks and set up that retarded economic stimulus package.

[ScourgeOfHumanity]

stupid fuckers have they're panties wet over this mother fucker who HASN'T DONE SHIT! he ain't the next dr. king HE'S A FRAUD AND A SELL OUT!

on a lighter note lol at all the ads on the page about human evolution and mokey-people

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by Syphilis

Idiots. There would be far less people dying in the middle east if he didn't keep half-assing the war, and either totally pulled out, or sent more troops and finish the job George Bush started.

Exactly.

I don't understand why people don't get this.

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by Shrike

No, he should have pulled out. I'm not quite sure how they can give the Nobel Peace Prize to someone who is actively controlling soldiers in a war in Afghanistan. It's a bit of a joke.

Why the fuck are you starting that sentence with "No"?

Reading comprehension much?

[Faint]

Suck it you dumb fuck republicans.

You're the minority in this world. Just because you have the biggest mouth doesn't mean you deserve to be heard.

Go Obama.

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by Faint

Suck it you dumb fuck republicans.

You're the minority in this world. Just because you have the biggest mouth doesn't mean you deserve to be heard.

Go Obama.

I'm for Obama, and I still think this is insanely absurd.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Originally Posted by Tim Marshall, Foreign affairs editor for Sky news

"There will be people who will say this is a marvellous, inspired, award.
But next year let's give it to Miss World. Every year Miss World comes on and says I want world peace and the world free of nuclear weapons. It's a hope, an aspiration."

"This is a Nobel Peace Prize for not being George Bush. And I think it has been devalued."

Yup. Like someone else said somewhere else on another intertube, I would love to see Obama recieve a Nobel Peace Prize... ...on his deathbed when he's fucken earned it.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6867711.ece

My father (a somebody) almost shat his pants with incredulity when he heard.

[ScourgeOfHumanity]

Originally Posted by Faint

Suck it you dumb fuck republicans.

You're the minority in this world. Just because you have the biggest mouth doesn't mean you deserve to be heard.

Go Obama.

you don't have to be a republican to think that obama doesn't deserve a fucking nobel peace prize. you imply that your glad he got it just because your a democrat. in the 60s racial segragation worked out well for white people, though that doesn't mean i think it was right. just because it works out for for you doesn't mean it should, just because your the "majority" doesn't make you right. get your head off obama's cock and use it to think, will you.

[supperrfreek]

Why would you give the prize to somebody in the beginning of their term? Wait until the end in order to promote consistency. The peace prize ought to be dangled in front of leaders like a carrot, not given to them immediately out of the starting gate.

[PROJECT PAT]

the nobel prize is retarded

obama has done nothing to promote "peace." really he hasn't done anything at all except to continue raping the united states treasury.