Killing people

SHH · #1 10-10-2009, 10:34 AM

Let us dscuss the finer points of murder.

When I kill someone, I like to pee on them first. If they're tyed up I try to get it up their nose. I find it very amusing. Sadly you can't tye them all up, sometimes they're really fast and hard to catch so I have to kill them quickly. That's always such a waste.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler · #2 10-10-2009, 12:01 PM

Lately my murders have been very angry and energetic. When I first started doing murders I was quiet nervous and so I didn't really enjoy them as much. I would take my time, try and keep it as clean as possible(Usually I'd just strangle them with a length of wire)and afterwards I would shower about ten times and make sure every last thread of my clothing was burned. Now I'm a lot more confident, plus I know the police are useless. They really have no chance of catching me, so I can be as brutal as I like. My past few murders I've used a hammer and just flailed wildly at their skulls and ribs. Shit, I'll even leave seaman on and in the body now. Never tried pissing on anybody though, that's just weird.

Dfg · #3 10-10-2009, 12:30 PM

I like my murders to be bloody as hell. I punch my victims and get their adrenaline high which in turns increases the blood flow. Then I will just behead them and watch the fountain of blood.
After that the procedure is simple. I play some soothing music and I then peel off their skin. Because I like the warm body I usually do it pretty fast. I also like taking out the heart while it's still pumping but this requires some extra time. Lately I have been experimenting with drawing. I mean skin drawing is fucking cool. But it's a lot better if the person is alive. I tried it one time and the victim didn't like it much, I guess I should have used a sharper tool. No one likes to use a blunt blade on the skin.

Anyway, after that I cut the body up and sell it to the food market. I mean it's hard to spot human meat when it's mixed with beef. In this way I enjoy eating my victims and I indirectly feed that same meat to the masses.

It's a pretty win win situation.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler · #4 10-10-2009, 12:39 PM

I only ever eat my 'victims' vagina, the rest of her just seems second rate to me, but each to their own I guess.

Rupture · #5 10-10-2009, 01:04 PM

Lots of cool stories in this thread, bros.

Mister_Marbles · #6 10-10-2009, 06:29 PM

you gais r nuts!
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whos hotlinking to us? oh my lord what is this..

Kykeon · #7 10-10-2009, 07:05 PM

I really only go in for the axe-murdering. Sure, it's sort of boring and overdone, but there is something to be said for the classics. Sometimes I'll mix it up a little and go with a cleaver. It's different enough from an axe so that I can get a bit of variation, but close enough so that it doesn't get too far away from my core goal of axe-murdering.

Instigator · #8 10-10-2009, 07:09 PM

Killing people is killing the scene.

MLoR · #9 10-10-2009, 07:12 PM

Here is something you can't understand...

Shrike · #10 10-10-2009, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MLoR

Here is something you can't understand...

How I can just KILL A MAN

JREwing · #11 10-10-2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister_Marbles

Don't talk to me about the Gardai Siochana, they've been riding my ass ever since those I crucified those gypsies last year. Of course I omitted to consider their wails and cursing, (some of the foulest language I have ever heard), but the neighbours have learned to keep their mouths shut when I'm involved.
The one who was playing jesus came out with the most shocking language when I broke his legs, the neighbours daughter has been attending post traumatic shock therapy ever since. I bulldozed the scene when I was done of course, and I was careful to bury the bodies nice and deep.
I didn't want zombie jesus/gypsy coming back to life on the third day and coming for revenge, so I buried him upside down, so he can dig as much as he wants to.