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Old 10-10-2009, 11:34 PM
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What can I put in a cars gas tank that will really wreak havoc on the car?
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:35 PM
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just break the windshield... its a quick fix... but expensive and inconvenient..
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:36 PM
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boiled linseed oil

Every bearing in the motor will fry

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Old 10-10-2009, 11:40 PM
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No this is a night time stealth op. Can't be loud and can't be time consuming. And I'm not looking to invest money into this, so I guess linseed oil is out of the question, and I don't even know what that is anyway. BTW I'm not going around with "boiled" anything. Anyone else got any good ideas?
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:43 PM
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No this is a night time stealth op. Can't be loud and can't be time consuming. And I'm not looking to invest money into this, so I guess linseed oil is out of the question, and I don't even know what that is anyway. BTW I'm not going around with "boiled" anything. Anyone else got any good ideas?
It's in the paint department at Lowes, and you buy it as boiled or normal
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:44 PM
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Diesel in a car that takes unleaded and vice versa. Or just siphon it all out and make a profit or use it for yourself.
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:45 PM
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sand, you will fuck so much shit up its ridiculous
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:45 PM
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Yea I'm just trying to ruin these cars, not invest any money or profit at all. So what's something I might have on hand that could do the trick?
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:47 PM
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Diesel in a car that takes unleaded and vice versa. Or just siphon it all out and make a profit or use it for yourself.
One of them will be ok with the wrong fuel. I can remember, but I think its diesel in a gas motor that will be ok. Compression isn't high enough to light the diesel, so the car just doesn't start/run
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:48 PM
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sand, you will fuck so much shit up its ridiculous
Step away from the keyboard.
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:49 PM
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Just piss into the tank. It's cheap (free), you have it with you, and it's SO satisfying. ;-]
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:49 PM
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Yea I'm just trying to ruin these cars, not invest any money or profit at all. So what's something I might have on hand that could do the trick?

Really?

You want to kill a motor, and cant spend $5 to do the most damage possible
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:51 PM
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I just really don't want to invest any money, nor do I have time to go to a Lowes, which is nowhere local.
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:53 PM
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Would vegetable oil do anything?
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:03 AM
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Smash windshield with brick. Run.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:06 AM
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One of them will be ok with the wrong fuel. I can remember, but I think its diesel in a gas motor that will be ok. Compression isn't high enough to light the diesel, so the car just doesn't start/run
It must be that combo, cause im pretty certain regular in a diesel will fuck it up. However, i didnt know that fun fact.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:07 AM
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I just really don't want to invest any money, nor do I have time to go to a Lowes, which is nowhere local.
Then any other store like it im sure has that shit. Your gonna ask the best way to fuck up a car and waste peoples times with replys but not even gonna put in the most minimal effort to actually do any real damage?
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:08 AM
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Take a nasty, runny shit in his windshield wiper fluid.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:08 AM
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What part about "not investing money" don't you understand?
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:13 AM
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rUN IN FRONT ON THE CAR WHILE THEY ARE DRIVING. PROBLEM SOLVED, BRAH
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:14 AM
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When in doubt....C4.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:30 AM
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Pretty much anything. Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline, so it'll settle in the bottom of the tank and block the fuel filler. Water will do the same thing, because the gasoline will settle on top of the water. Also, water can get into the headers and the fuel line, where it would never come out. Also, any sort of household cleaner (Drano, Clorox) or any solids (sand, gravel) can fuck it up hard.


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Old 10-11-2009, 12:56 AM
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for fucks sake..


What kind of car is it?
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:01 AM
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A lit match.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:45 AM
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Default Re: Gas Tank revenge

This thread seems familiar.. Oh wait, that's right, it's been created hundreds of fucking times already. And I'll say it again: Water. Pour two litres or so of water into the gas tank. Gas floats on water. Water doesn't combust. Water doesn't cost anything, unless you decide to buy bottled water.
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Old 10-11-2009, 06:00 AM
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1. stick fuse into tank
2. light fuse
3. ????????
4. PROFIT
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:13 AM
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Bleach.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:36 PM
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Glitter. Should clog up all the filter, injectors, and cause other damage. If it doesn't destroy the car, it will be some expensive repairs.

Otherwise, bleach in the oil works very well for locking up an engine.
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Old 10-11-2009, 02:18 PM
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This thread seems familiar.. Oh wait, that's right, it's been created hundreds of fucking times already. And I'll say it again: Water. Pour two litres or so of water into the gas tank. Gas floats on water. Water doesn't combust. Water doesn't cost anything, unless you decide to buy bottled water.
This. I never brought that sugar bullshit either.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:02 PM
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This is a troll thread. He has an excuse for not using every good suggestion proposed. Troll or pussy.
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From what I hear sugar turns into syrup as the car runs, therefore clogging the fuel lines and engine. But on the other hand people will say Mythbusters busted that myth. I don't know its worth a shit.

Update.

All sugar does is clog the fuel lines. Does not ruin the engine.


http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp


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One of them will be ok with the wrong fuel. I can remember, but I think its diesel in a gas motor that will be ok. Compression isn't high enough to light the diesel, so the car just doesn't start/run
This will ruin the engine, it will still flow threw the fuel lines and threw the engine. Ruining the vehicle.
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:36 AM
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Done, made my own concoction out of a bunch of shit. lol
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:52 AM
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Glitter. Should clog up all the filter, injectors, and cause other damage. If it doesn't destroy the car, it will be some expensive repairs.



Tell me....How will that do any more than clog the fuel filter? Less than $10 and it's fixed
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:55 AM
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What can I put in a cars gas tank that will really wreak havoc on the car?
SAND

it will get in the gas lines, valves, cylinders. the car would have to be completely taken apart and cleaned. the sand will scratch the hell out of the cylinders and the engine might lose compression.
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SAND

it will get in the gas lines, valves, cylinders. the car would have to be completely taken apart and cleaned. the sand will scratch the hell out of the cylinders and the engine might lose compression.
Does no one know what a FUEL FILTER is, or does? And on top of that most Fuel pumps now have a strainer on their intake

Sand wont make it to the fuel lines
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Does no one know what a FUEL FILTER is, or does? And on top of that most Fuel pumps now have a strainer on their intake

Sand wont make it to the fuel lines
HOW BOUT ACTIVATED CHARCOAL THEN?

that shit can make it through any filter
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Forget about doing stupid kidiot stuff like this. Pour petrol over it and light it up. If you're up for it, smash a window and pour the fuel in there.
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:29 AM
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One of them will be ok with the wrong fuel. I can remember, but I think its diesel in a gas motor that will be ok. Compression isn't high enough to light the diesel, so the car just doesn't start/run


This will ruin the engine, it will still flow threw the fuel lines and threw the engine. Ruining the vehicle.


So?? Does diesel now melt steel and aluminum , or something?

Can you tell me what happens to kill the motor?
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HOW BOUT ACTIVATED CHARCOAL THEN?

that shit can make it through any filter
Clogged filter, that is it

Anything that does get threw will be so small, that it won't do anything
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Clogged filter, that is it

Anything that does get threw will be so small, that it won't do anything
go put it in your car and update us on it.
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