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Default Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

Well just do it out of 10 being the hardest

Walmart- 4
Target-7
Best Buy- 8 (supercams 30fps)
Nordstrom's-6
JC Penny's-3 (if you can get past ink tags it is so easy its scary yesterday I walked out with a 120$ jacket just walking)
Dilliards-4
FYE-7
Finish Line-9 (full cams all monitored)
Hollister- 6 (3 if you can get around inktags)
Abercrombie(gay amirite)-
Lowes-4
Home Depot-6
Publix- 3 (cams only at pills)
7/11- 2 (only cams at register and outside)
BP (gas station)-5 no blind spots cams video behind counter
kmart- 5 (has one way mirrors with people looking out thru them at the topof the walls, along with a camera here and there. plainclothed lp)
mc sports and dick's - 4 (lp is utter crap)
Sears- 7to10 depending on ghettoness of area
radioshack - 6
apple store - 9
att store -10
bj's - 4
office max - 3
toysrus videogame section - 5

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Old 10-12-2009, 01:46 PM
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

I like this idea man. Pm me when the list is done and I'll quote your post and add ot to the front page of the shoplifting guide.
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

Up the Target to 7-8. Last time I was in there it was Saturday (well okay) and there was about 30-50 workers roaming around. Nearly no blindspots at all (not a supertarget, normal) and there was cameras in every isle. Even if all but 1 camera was fake, you'd get caught.
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Any other stores? (only ones worth stealing from)
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

kmart 5
has one way mirrors with people looking out thru them at the topof the walls, along with a camera here and there. plainclothed lp


mc sports and dick's - 4
lp is utter crap
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kmart 5
has one way mirrors with people looking out thru them at the topof the walls, along with a camera here and there. plainclothed lp


mc sports and dick's - 4
lp is utter crap
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Old 10-12-2009, 06:27 PM
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

7/11 or any corner store for that matter are the easiest places to steal from. Id rate all them a 1 since its impossible to get caught assuming you arent stupid.

The only problem is the payoff...which is rather low so unless you just want redbull or gum etc, its kinda pointless.
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7/11 or any corner store for that matter are the easiest places to steal from. Id rate all them a 1 since its impossible to get caught assuming you arent stupid.

The only problem is the payoff...which is rather low so unless you just want redbull or gum etc, its kinda pointless.
Some gas stations camera spam or have the checkout thing in the cnter of store with all of the stuff on walls around them.
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in high crime area - 10

in low crime area - 7
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Up the Target to 7-8. Last time I was in there it was Saturday (well okay) and there was about 30-50 workers roaming around. Nearly no blindspots at all (not a supertarget, normal) and there was cameras in every isle. Even if all but 1 camera was fake, you'd get caught.
yea i was kinda scared yesterday when i was there i spent over thirtu minutes trying to steal two paors of akull candy earbuds...LP is fucking everywhere at target and im pretty sure they had plain clothes lp in the clothing and electronics dept. btw...So how is home depot and lowes? Hard? Stories please
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:46 PM
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

i only shoplift liquor. they have it in grocery stores around here. i don't know how it is in most other places, but cameras normally don't mean shit in a store. ive jacked so many bottles under a camera
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ok hows ACE/and or ACO hardware? im leaving for there in 30min so please hurry with resonses!
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

Get an Ace bag, put in pocket.
Get a basket and fill with junk and stuff you want.
Find blindspot (normally don't have cams but the workers have radios, and they are FUCKING NUTS.)
Fill bag.
Gtfo the store.

Easy!
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Get an Ace bag, put in pocket.
Get a basket and fill with junk and stuff you want.
Find blindspot (normally don't have cams but the workers have radios, and they are FUCKING NUTS.)
Fill bag.
Gtfo the store.

Easy!
ok...i dont think ill do the bag thing...but ill just follow standard procedure of shoplifting...carry to blind spot...cut open...shove in pants.
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Old 10-12-2009, 09:37 PM
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

im gonna get a dremel barcode when i go there...barcode time bitchez!!!
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post it up when you get it (the numbers)
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post it up when you get it (the numbers)
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that is...if they even carry dremels...fuck i hope they do.
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

might stop in at radioshack next door if i feel like it. idk what to steal from them though...
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

they have a nice selection of misc parts.
my local radioshack has drawers full of lightbulbs, transistors, leds, etc.
totally unguarded and once you get the dude who helps you off yo back you can pocket anything you want!
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7/11 or any corner store for that matter are the easiest places to steal from. Id rate all them a 1 since its impossible to get caught assuming you arent stupid.

The only problem is the payoff...which is rather low so unless you just want redbull or gum etc, its kinda pointless.
The corner shops and gas stations pretty much all over Scotland are small, and they have camera's (in most shops) in every aisle, and the screen showing the camera's right above the where the cashier stands. So it's almost impossible to steal from them unless the person working there is 90 years old.
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they have a nice selection of misc parts.
my local radioshack has drawers full of lightbulbs, transistors, leds, etc.
totally unguarded and once you get the dude who helps you off yo back you can pocket anything you want!
oh yea i forgot about those little boxes...if i go ill try to get LEDs and shit...idk i dont really feel like it.
whatever...im getting something tonight...prolly barcodes.
wish me luck.
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yep, the packages are so small that they wont even notice you have them. I walked out once with leds in my hand, lolz.
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

You cant Make a list like this, every store is individual. Your walmart might be easy and mine might be hard.
"Finish Line-9 (full cams all monitored)"

Maybe for Your finish line, but I was an employee at the one closest to my house and there was no LP and 3 camera that were never looked at.

Useless thread.
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313 reporting back in from my trip to ACO hardware...









LP wouldnt get off my dick the whole fucking time. they seemed to be exactly where i was at the whole time. ACO hardware can suck a moldy twat for all i care. For those who don't know, ACO is the Michigan version of ACE but we do have ACE as well but my mom wanted to go to the closest one and that was ACO. It probably didn't help that we were the ONLY FUCKING PEOPLE THERE AT 8:30PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!
long story short...i didnt even get the fucking center punch i was eye balling. "im way to fucking tired for this shit" was the thought going through my head the entire time.
fuck corporate america.
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Default Re: Lets make a list of best/worst shoplift locations

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7/11 or any corner store for that matter are the easiest places to steal from. Id rate all them a 1 since its impossible to get caught assuming you arent stupid.

The only problem is the payoff...which is rather low so unless you just want redbull or gum etc, its kinda pointless.
7/11 and other corner stores are easy, but you have to factor in what will happen if you DO get caught at one of those places. I'd rather be dealing with an American LP officer than some ethnic motherfucker who's gonna get all crazy and pull out god knows what weapon over a pack of gum or redbull.
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Center punch????
For what?
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Center punch????
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fucking carshopping FTW bitchez.
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You cant Make a list like this, every store is individual. Your walmart might be easy and mine might be hard.
"Finish Line-9 (full cams all monitored)"

Maybe for Your finish line, but I was an employee at the one closest to my house and there was no LP and 3 camera that were never looked at.

Useless thread.
yea i guess this holds true...think about it...more shoplifting at that store...the harder it is...not EVERY walmart is going to be (E.g.) and 8.
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sears

in high crime area - 10

in low crime area - 7


radioshack - 6
apple store - 9
att store -10
bj's - 4
office max - 3
toysrus videogame section - 5
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mhm, one near me has lp to shopper ratio of nearly 1:1

another one has lphop of 1:100

it all depends were u are
same here man.
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I live in a pretty crime free neighborhood.

The Wal-Mart and Sears here are like...super easy to life from. However all the stuff I would want to lift, I would actually need to break in to the store when its closed...or get really fucking lucky.

The Wal-Mart and sears in my area I would say are about 1-3, depending on time of day. I drive twenty minutes away to a different wal-mart sears area and all of a sudden I feel like I'm in a DMZ. I'd be afraid to lift a pack of gum...but from the one near my house I wouldn't be afraid *cough* to lift a TV from.
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wimp.
I beg to differ. I'm currently writing a story about breaking in to a retail store who has one motion sensor at the front...from the roof.

Its going to be a very good story, and the protagonist is going to get away scott clean.

I'll give you a preview of it after this weekend when I'm finished.
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TJ MAX - 2. Tags on expansive shit, cameras only at register and entrance
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wall mart - 2
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bank - 10
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What about Kohls?

ALso, what is an "ACE Bag?" do you have to buy them?
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TJ MAX - 2. Tags on expansive shit, cameras only at register and entrance
THIS...omfg tj maxx is so god damn easy1!!
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ace bag is the shopping bag with the ace logo... dumbass.
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maybe I'm retarded but wtf does a centerpunch have to do with carshopping. I thought it was just

open door
take stuff
profit

sorry for the derail but I need to know.
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maybe I'm retarded but wtf does a centerpunch have to do with carshopping. I thought it was just

open door
take stuff
profit

sorry for the derail but I need to know.
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if i see a macbook in a backseat when carshopping, im going to need to break the window in one shot...answer=centerpunch...its the easiest method imo
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IZOD/Van H/Bass/Geoff. B. - All Owned By Same Corporation [[PVH]]. Trades Out Workers Between Stores For Shifts. Same General Rules for Security/EVERYTHING.

I'd rate it about a 3. No cams NEAR dressing room, rarely check number of items, used to many clothes being taken to dressing rooms, easily deceived, no ink tags, or anything requiring tools, no alarms up front, to call security guard they have to phone them, there is no button... Rates 2 on an extremely busy day. Would rate -Sundays- about a 1, when the Manager/Ass. Man./Floor Man. is in the back, doing payroll, while a Sales Associate is up front.

That easy. I worked there. I know. XD

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