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Old 02-03-2009, 10:20 PM
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Besides the obvious slashing tires and breaking windows whats a good way to fuck up a car and the other person has a lot to pay for when trying to repair it?
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:25 PM
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-egg the INTERIOR
-kick off the gas door
-kick off the rear veiw mirrors
-glue some of the buttons down inside, if it's cold where you are glue the fan to off and the tempature to cool
-shotgun shell in the tailpipe
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:34 PM
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Cut a hole in a window, pour gasoline inside, and throw in a match.

See if you can take off the brake calipers.

Place diesel fuel in a gasoline tank (or the inverse).

Windshield wiper fluid in the antifreeze resevoir.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:38 PM
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Instant concrete in the fuel tank or paint thinner. That is if your looking for the most costly damage. The person will basically have to replace the engine and the fuel tank, not counting other dozens of parts and charges.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:01 PM
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Instant concrete in the fuel tank or paint thinner. That is if your looking for the most costly damage. The person will basically have to replace the engine and the fuel tank, not counting other dozens of parts and charges.
any suggestion as to which one is better/ easier to do?
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:21 PM
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time to buy a locking gas cap
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:37 PM
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time to buy a locking gas cap
mine comes with 1 lol
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:56 PM
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Gas cap pick:

http://www.handsontools.com/Lock%20T...te=google_base
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Old 02-04-2009, 01:36 AM
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now i'm like shit
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:16 PM
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how much paint thinner do i need to use for a 12 gallon gas tank??
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:53 PM
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throw a firecracker in the gastank
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:36 PM
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throw a firecracker in the gastank
lol how would i get away and not be dead/??
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:23 PM
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how much paint thinner do i need to use for a 12 gallon gas tank??
why not just pour a whole container of the shit in, you know to ensure its really fucked, thats a lot of repairs if ANYTHING goes in the gas tank.

But also spray painting the shit would be hilarious
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:35 PM
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how much paint thinner do i need to use for a 12 gallon gas tank??
Fuck, you people know shit about cars.

Cars can run on paint thinner, I know, I've done it. What you do is mix water sugar and dish soap in a bottle, pour it in the gas tank.

He will have to get the tank cleaned, buy a new gas pump and lines, and new injectors.

And if you do it enough, you will seize the engine.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:43 PM
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Fuck, you people know shit about cars.

Cars can run on paint thinner, I know, I've done it. What you do is mix water sugar and dish soap in a bottle, pour it in the gas tank.

He will have to get the tank cleaned, buy a new gas pump and lines, and new injectors.

And if you do it enough, you will seize the engine.
mixtures or how much for a 12 gallon tank?
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Old 02-10-2009, 12:07 AM
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mixtures or how much for a 12 gallon tank?
Equal amounts in a 2 liter pop bottle. You will need to bring a funnel to pour through because you don't want to leave evidence on the side of the car.
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Old 02-10-2009, 01:50 AM
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What about Jell-o? Or a shit load of styrofoam I know would work, lol. Yea napalm isn't going anywhere.
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Old 02-10-2009, 02:12 AM
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Get a 50 BMG rifle like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMillan_Tac-50 or my fav http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M82_Barrett_rifle and shoot it at the engine compartment and/or get bologna and mustard.
For each slice of bologna put mustard on one side and put it on painted areas of the car. The acid shit on the bologna and mustard will take off the paint of the car. I've seen the bologna and mustard before.
The son of a bitch neighbor of my friend was . I only saw the aftermath. I did not partake in it.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:31 AM
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Equal amounts in a 2 liter pop bottle. You will need to bring a funnel to pour through because you don't want to leave evidence on the side of the car.
you sure equal amounts? like 1/3 water 1/3 sugar and 1/3 dishwasher soap?
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:37 AM
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you sure equal amounts? like 1/3 water 1/3 sugar and 1/3 dishwasher soap?
YES
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:56 AM
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Default Re: Best way to fuck up a car?

Buy Blue Moon. Drink beers. Fill empty bottle with gasoline and plug the neck with a dry cloth. Smash window. Throw empty. Run away.

Only a faggot would put something in his gas tank. I mean how easy is ^^^ and so much more rewarding.

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Old 02-10-2009, 04:20 AM
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Buy Blue Moon. Drink beers. Fill empty bottle with gasoline and plug the neck with a dry cloth. Smash window. Throw empty. Run away.

Only a faggot would put something in his gas tank. I mean how easy is ^^^ and so much more rewarding.
Then his insurance will pay for fucktard.
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Old 02-11-2009, 11:52 PM
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lol how would i get away and not be dead/??
have a long fuse
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Old 02-11-2009, 11:58 PM
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the easiest way would simple way would be to just flood his gas tank with water..

if you smash windows and shit, he can have insurance pay for it, not to mention he can still drive it..

But if you flood that shit with water, as soon as he starts driving anywhere is engine will be fucked.

orrrr... Get under the car and drain all the oil... As soon as he hits any kind of speed, his engine will be FUCKKKKKEED... prolly worse than water in his gas tank.
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Default Re: Best way to fuck up a car?

depends if you want to total the car, or just make it a very unenjoyable ride. If you want to total it, by all means pour almost anything into the gas tank. If you want to make it really gross, i remember reading an article on some site about taking one of those big punching balloons and putting like milk, urine, meat, eggs, and all other gross things into it and letting it sit in the sun. If you do this, than put it in person As car, and pop it, jesus, thats going to smell. Especial if the liquids go on the seats. If you do do this though, you probably want to get into the car via slimjim so you dont break the window, letting the air and smell leak out.
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:46 AM
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aircraft remover will work haha. if hes lazy car will rust. or just drain all his oil. or better yet if you can remove the vavle stem off the tires so that when he tries to fill it up it'll keep leaking and he'll be like wtf man.
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:51 AM
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any suggestion as to which one is better/ easier to do?
Paint thinner is easier and has similar effects. but concrete is 100% failproof when it comes to costly destruction. If I were you, paint thinner.
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:13 PM
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sugar doesnt so shit you idiots. it does not dissolve in gas, it just floats to the bottom and gets caught in the fuel filter. its an urban myth that it will work. just pour pretty much any liquid into the tank and it will be fucked.
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:27 AM
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Why paint thinner and shit like that, just use water, easy to get and free-kinda.

I like the oil thing, but its really impractical, the only time you could do it is at night...then you will need a flashlight, not to mention a container for the oil.
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:40 AM
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]sugar doesnt so shit you idiots. it does not dissolve in gas, it just floats to the bottom and gets caught in the fuel filter. its an urban myth that it will work.[/b] just pour pretty much any liquid into the tank and it will be fucked.
You are one dumb mother fucker, I have been working with cars for over ten years and i bet your still in school.

Sugar does fuck up cars, I have done this and it works, sugar does dissolve in the gas and it will really mess up the engine.

So on till you learn something about cars, SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:43 AM
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Or a shit load of styrofoam I know would work, lol. Yea napalm isn't going anywhere.
I'm fucking sick of everyone believing that you can make napalm with that bullshit "recipe" from that fucking bullshit "cookbook". Damn near everything in there is either outdated or doesn't fucking work.
Do you even know what napalm is?
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I'm fucking sick of everyone believing that you can make napalm with that bullshit "recipe" from that fucking bullshit "cookbook". Damn near everything in there is either outdated or doesn't fucking work.
Do you even know what napalm is?
Its pretty damn close to napalm for something ANYONE can make. If you want REAL napalm just mix an unscented bar of soap with gas. You have to shave it off in small pieces and mix carefully, its pretty unstable. This method is not used anymore, but it was once used by the military.
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Old 02-14-2009, 05:50 AM
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Thermite the engine block. Total destruction!!!! That car will be going nowhere for a long time.
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Thermite the engine block. Total destruction!!!! That car will be going nowhere for a long time.
someones been watching burn notice lol
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You are one dumb mother fucker, I have been working with cars for over ten years and i bet your still in school.

Sugar does fuck up cars, I have done this and it works, sugar does dissolve in the gas and it will really mess up the engine.

So on till you learn something about cars, SHUT THE FUCK UP
maybe toy cars.
http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

anyone who still believes sugar will ruin an engine is retarded.

btw maple syrup works great. it happened to my friends neighbor because he is an administrator at one of the schools.
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:37 PM
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1. Get a regular drinking straw
2. Fill it with crystallized drain cleaner
3. Seal it off with wax on both sides (have any friends with braces?)
4. Put it in gas tank
5. ???
6. Profit
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if you vomit on someone's car, it will eat the paint.

also, urinate in a jug: keep for a month. Poor in down the windshield: it will drip into the air conditioning system and smell like piss until it is replaced.
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maybe toy cars.
http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

anyone who still believes sugar will ruin an engine is retarded.

btw maple syrup works great. it happened to my friends neighbor because he is an administrator at one of the schools.
lol i wanna try the maple syrup one lol
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Throw ninja rocks at the windows and steal all the shit inside the car
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Cars can run on paint thinner, I know, I've done it. What you do is mix water sugar and dish soap in a bottle, pour it in the gas tank.

He will have to get the tank cleaned, buy a new gas pump and lines, and new injectors.

And if you do it enough, you will seize the engine.
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sugar doesnt so shit you idiots. it does not dissolve in gas, it just floats to the bottom and gets caught in the fuel filter. its an urban myth that it will work. just pour pretty much any liquid into the tank and it will be fucked.
What I ment to say was mix the sugar with water till its dissolved, then put in the gas.
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