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Old 10-17-2009, 09:28 AM
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break into a building through these emergency exits?

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Old 10-17-2009, 10:02 AM
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Depending on how its locked...some stores have something similar to that but its got a steal bar on it after hours. If it is just a push bar then you could probably use a small pry bar with a crow bar at the same time. Keep in mind that if they are emergency doors it is very likely the emergency alarm will sound when you open them.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:10 AM
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alright, so just keep prying it. these doors might take longer since it's made of steel
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Old 10-17-2009, 05:22 PM
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Drill a hole in the door, stick an umbrella in the hole, open the umbrella and pull [it will push the bar that opens it]
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:19 PM
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Drill a hole in the door, stick an umbrella in the hole, open the umbrella and pull [it will push the bar that opens it]
now that is a fucking brilliant idea! Ofcourse perhaps there can be something manufactured that is probably a bit more sturdy?
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:23 PM
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The hinges are on the outside. Take them right off. A friend of mine and myself did this to get atop a 22 story building.
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:55 PM
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When in doubt....C4.
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Old 10-18-2009, 03:05 AM
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god damn props to some good ideas on here.
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Old 10-18-2009, 03:52 AM
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Drill a hole in the door, stick an umbrella in the hole, open the umbrella and pull [it will push the bar that opens it]
So you saw that episode on TV as well?

If you really want easier, if it's a pushbar, get a pickaxe. Nail that bitch through and make a nice hole, then use the handle of the pickaxe to open the pushbar.

Pickaxes are like $20.
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your not seeing the big picture, its a door so you can just walk in
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Old 10-18-2009, 06:39 AM
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The hinges are on the outside. Take them right off. A friend of mine and myself did this to get atop a 22 story building.
some don't have hinges
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:21 AM
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some don't have hinges
Check, a lot do..and you can even put the door back on them if you don't want to make it look like a robbery.
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:56 AM
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Drill a hole in the door, stick an umbrella in the hole, open the umbrella and pull [it will push the bar that opens it]
they used a device similar to this in the 2003 SWAT movie. it was a battering ram with hooks
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Old 10-18-2009, 08:14 AM
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Drill a hole in the door, stick an umbrella in the hole, open the umbrella and pull [it will push the bar that opens it]
OMG I saw that Mastermind episode too it was FUCKING BRILLIANT
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Old 10-19-2009, 12:40 AM
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take off hinges
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