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Old 10-23-2009, 09:48 PM
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my chair broke, so if i lean back i tumble over like a fat kid on a slip n slide to my death
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:03 PM
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you should move your computer to the top of a flight of stairs
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:05 PM
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nice linoleum, faggot.
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duct tape. fixes everthing. EVERYTHING
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:46 PM
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My friends computer chair was like that, and when he had no carpet because he was getting new carpet, I fell backwards onto cement floor. Shit is not cash.
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Old 10-24-2009, 12:07 AM
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my chair broke, so if i lean back i tumble over like a fat kid on a slip n slide to my death
whoa
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Next time get the service plan.
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Old 10-24-2009, 01:48 AM
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Buy a new chair.
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Yeah your room looks gay as hell. Something alice in wonderland would probably live in.
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Old 10-24-2009, 05:02 AM
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Yeah your room looks gay as hell. Something alice in wonderland would probably live in.
that's not my room
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Old 10-24-2009, 06:49 AM
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this isnt your mom either but im still fucking her
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