3 things girls should stop doing in order to be more attractive to guys

[underOATH]

From the perspective of a 19 year old college student male, realized while talking with a close female friend:

1) Stop hating life and complaining about everything in it. Learn to find the little things in life that would make someone's day, instead of hate everything and everyone. I hang out with this girl a good amount and I always hear her complain about things that really shouldn't matter, sit around and whine about things she can change, and lay there talking about how much she hates people. If this is the case, then you should actually reevaluate your life. Note that this girl isn't 'emo' in the stereotypical sense of the word, but does complain all the fucking time about everything. You may say you don't hate life, but it certainly doesn't look like you enjoy it.

2) Don't look down on people. Especially if you don't acknowledge their accomplishments as good enough for your standards. If that's the case, then you need to stop hating everything and everyone (see number 1). I was watching youtube videos this girl and we happened to find a video of this great basketball player from our old high school. The video showed his stats and accomplishments but when it showed his ACT test score, she pointed and laughed at him because he didn't do as well as she did. He might be an average standardized test-taker, but he's a way above average basketball player. Get over yourself. You might tell yourself and other people that you're not better than anyone else, but when things like that happen, it's obvious you don't really think that.

3) Don't talk to straight edge people about drugs and the like. If I don't do drugs, smoke, or drink, then I obviously don't care for them and don't want to hear about how you smoked up with some kid or took acid last weekend. If that's really all you can talk about, then you need to learn how to have conversations. And if the person you're talking to is straight edge, then it's obviously going to be a one-sided conversation (this goes back to number 1; maybe if you stop hating everyone, you'll realize it's okay to talk about other things and have random conversations).

Discuss. Amirite?
Is this good advice or am I being too nitpicky? I think this is generally good social advice for anybody, but I've noticed how much of a turn off this can be for girls.

[I Banghard]

all are true.

[Daily]

Fuck my life. Fuck you, too. I will be smoking Crack later on.

[Funkdaphile]

Stop talking about how "stressed" you are every day.

Stop touching my fucking hair.

Stop trying to get shit from me by smiling and talking sweet and touching me. It makes you look childish.

[I Banghard]

My top 3:

Learn to feign interest. Us guys do it, so why can't you?

Stop fucking whispering. It makes my want to kill you all.

stop talking about how you have it harder than everyone else. You don't. I do.

[wires]

I don't think it should just be for girls to guys, more for everyone.

[Tinted Glass]

Originally Posted by Funkdaphile

Stop talking about how "stressed" you are every day.

Stop touching my fucking hair.

Stop trying to get shit from me by smiling and talking sweet and touching me. It makes you look childish.

I'm assuming this is a girl you are not dating.

Most guys like to have their hair touched, in my experience, but the other 2 would be really annoying.

[Satyr]

Originally Posted by Tinted Glass

I'm assuming this is a girl you are not dating.

Most guys like to have their hair touched, in my experience, but the other 2 would be really annoying.

You can touch MY hair if you want?

HARHARHAR!

Okay:

1) Stop that annoying fucking giggling about really, REALLY stupid shit. It pisses me off and makes you look utterly stupid. Badly.

2) Stop bitching about 'how women are the stronger sex, because we have to bare so much pain'. Really, fuck off. I'm not saying every girl says this, but when they do it makes me go psychopathic.

Other than that, I don't really know. In general, I can deal with people really well. Even if they don't interest me or annoy me.

[Agent 008]

1). Applying too much makeup.
2). Acting dumb and ditsy and/or bitchy.
3). Being boring and uninteresting.

[Winter]

How about some of the cakeface bitches stop wearing so much goddamn make up. Most chicks dont even need it.

And it would be nice if a chick had an interesting thought for once. Quit discussing pointless "hills" shit, think for yourselves and share your opinions. Theres so many dumb chicks it drives me ape shit. Why do you have to be so boring and uninteresting?

[SteamPunk]

Originally Posted by underOATH

From the perspective of a 19 year old college student male, realized while talking with a close female friend:

1) Stop hating life and complaining about everything in it. Learn to find the little things in life that would make someone's day, instead of hate everything and everyone. I hang out with this girl a good amount and I always hear her complain about things that really shouldn't matter, sit around and whine about things she can change, and lay there talking about how much she hates people. If this is the case, then you should actually reevaluate your life. Note that this girl isn't 'emo' in the stereotypical sense of the word, but does complain all the fucking time about everything. You may say you don't hate life, but it certainly doesn't look like you enjoy it.

2) Don't look down on people. Especially if you don't acknowledge their accomplishments as good enough for your standards. If that's the case, then you need to stop hating everything and everyone (see number 1). I was watching youtube videos this girl and we happened to find a video of this great basketball player from our old high school. The video showed his stats and accomplishments but when it showed his ACT test score, she pointed and laughed at him because he didn't do as well as she did. He might be an average standardized test-taker, but he's a way above average basketball player. Get over yourself. You might tell yourself and other people that you're not better than anyone else, but when things like that happen, it's obvious you don't really think that.

3) Don't talk to straight edge people about drugs and the like. If I don't do drugs, smoke, or drink, then I obviously don't care for them and don't want to hear about how you smoked up with some kid or took acid last weekend. If that's really all you can talk about, then you need to learn how to have conversations. And if the person you're talking to is straight edge, then it's obviously going to be a one-sided conversation (this goes back to number 1; maybe if you stop hating everyone, you'll realize it's okay to talk about other things and have random conversations).

Discuss. Amirite?
Is this good advice or am I being too nitpicky? I think this is generally good social advice for anybody, but I've noticed how much of a turn off this can be for girls.

Another straight-edger! I thought no one here was one.

[I Banghard]

Originally Posted by Satyr

2) Stop bitching about 'how women are the stronger sex, because we have to bare so much pain'. Really, fuck off. I'm not saying every girl says this, but when they do it makes me go psychopathic.

Also:

Number of times kicked in the balls over a period of 3 years=pregnancy.

And when that bitch says "You'll never know what it feels like" tell her she'll never knows what it's like to be stomped on the balls with cleats.

Trust me, it's no fun.

[Unholy Batman]

Agilent 54621A oscilloscope

[I Banghard]

The fuck?

[Illegal Immigrant]

1. Common sense and rationality.

[Bong McPuffin]

Originally Posted by SteamPunk

Another straight-edger! I thought no one here was one.

Shut up, faggot.

EDIT:

3 things every female should stop doing...

1. STOP TAKING 409238502985 PICTURES AT EVERY FUCKING PARTY FOR YOUR MYSPACE ACCOUNT THAT NO ONE GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT!

2. STOP taking random pictures of me when I didn't give you permission to do so. I don't want to be on your myspace account. I don't want to be saved on your phone. I don't want your stupid ass snapping pictures every 6 seconds.

3. STOP getting up on tables after 2 or 3 beers or a shot. You aren't that drunk, you aren't that attractive, you aren't that good of a dancer, you're an attention whore, you're a slut, and chances are you aren't attractive enough to be a stripper.

BONUS - 4. IF YOU ARE FAT, YOU ARE A FATTY! Don't be offended when I call your 230lb ass fat. You are FAT. You are a disgusting fatbody. Your girlfriends are lying to you about how pretty you are so they won't have your eventual suicide on their conscience.

[Carbonbased]

Yes
Yes
And you should ask them if they like to do GHB, when their finished drinking that cocktail you just spiked.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by I Banghard

Stop fucking whispering. It makes my want to kill you all.

Homo alert.

[I Banghard]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

Homo alert.

So because they whisper and it is seemingly about me, which makes me uncomfortable, I am homosexual?

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by I Banghard

So because they whisper and it is seemingly about me, which makes me uncomfortable, I am homosexual?

You didn't specify whispering about you, I think it's hot when a girl whispers in my ear.

[Cammie]

1. I don't give a fuck about your handbag. It, like every open space you have, is filled with the same bullshit.

2. Stop listening to your fucking "gal pals". They're pathetically single and painfully overweight. They don't know ANYTHING about me, relationships, and men in general.

3. Don't throw your independence in my face. I get it, you're proud of your accomplishments, "glass ceiling" and all that. But if your on a date, you don't have to prove your single. We both know why you're here.

[ObsidianZ]

things girls should stop doing in order to be more attractive to guys

Originally Posted by The Infamous Mobb

1. Common sense and rationality.

*ObZ

[a334jv2df]

Originally Posted by Funkdaphile

Stop talking about how "stressed" you are every day.

Stop touching my fucking hair.

Stop trying to get shit from me by smiling and talking sweet and touching me. It makes you look childish.

FUCKING THIS. Especially the hair part. Freshmen year when I was doing my dorm thing this dirty latino bitch always said I had the nicest "out of shower hair" and would fucking run her dirty hands in my hair all the time. I lived on the 21st floor of a tower and seriously thought about tossing this bitch out the window. Windows were small though and her ass would NEVER have fit through it.

[I Banghard]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

You didn't specify whispering about you, I think it's hot when a girl whispers in my ear.

Shit, my bad

[hotbod]

4. dont look so ugly

[Cammie]

I don't care how shallow this makes me.

4. Lose some fucking weight. Yeah, maintaining a nice body is tough, but being fat makes you look like an apathetic cunt. What makes a woman keep being a fat piece of shit?

[tehporp]

Missionary position

Missionary position

...Missionary position

[Agent 008]

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[Death_Merchant]

1. Stop talking. You usually have nothing to say but gossip and BS. If you have something important to say, then you may talk.

2. Don't talk about your ex's. I don't care!!!

3. Take care of yourself. Don't be pissed when we don't want to fuck you cause you're fat and your cunt stinks. And would it kill you to watch your teeth when you're sucking dick.

4. It's sexy when you suck us off while we cum, and swallow it. Learn to enjoy it, or I'm raping you in the ass.

[Zip]

Originally Posted by Chainhit

Agilent 54621A oscilloscope

Damn fine instrument

[kitteh]

that's it guys, get it all off your chest, it's been a long time coming

[aquabania]

you're not as smart as me, so stop trying to talk to me and just suck my dick

[Illegal Immigrant]

Originally Posted by ObsidianZ

*ObZ

oh I see

[thendoftheline]

Originally Posted by underOATH

3) Don't talk to straight edge people about drugs and the like. If I don't do drugs, smoke, or drink, then I obviously don't care for them and don't want to hear about how you smoked up with some kid or took acid last weekend. If that's really all you can talk about, then you need to learn how to have conversations. And if the person you're talking to is straight edge, then it's obviously going to be a one-sided conversation (this goes back to number 1; maybe if you stop hating everyone, you'll realize it's okay to talk about other things and have random conversations).

How are they gonna know you're straight edge if they don't talk to you about it? Maybe they like doing drugs, and its easy for them to talk about (whoop-dee-doo). Do you talk about how you don't like doing drugs, and isn't that the same? Most the pretty girls I find are straight edge unfortunately. I'm typically the one that has to explain my habits. I would love a girl that is up to try some drugs and have crazy experiences... actually what annoys me here is that there seems to be an assumption with most girls that take drugs that I won't be able to top their experiences if I took drugs with them; like they're the superbest ever. It's like thinking outside of the box while being in one. It's pretty annoying. I'm not gonna try to prove shit to anybody. We'll try to have a good time and if it works out it does.. If you're gonna throw it in my face I'll probably have a better time on drugs while ignoring you.

[313]

like any girl you wanna get with is gonna be reading this....

[underOATH]

There are a lot of really good ones in here!

Originally Posted by 313

like any girl you wanna get with is gonna be reading this....

My original post centered around a friend of mine. I was thinking about everything said in the OP and decided to tell her so she can stop being stupid (I'm not trying to get with her, we're just friends and I'm tired of hearing her bitch about guys all the time). I then thought of zoklet so I decided to write that up, post it here, and send it to her

Originally Posted by thendoftheline

How are they gonna know you're straight edge if they don't talk to you about it? Maybe they like doing drugs, and its easy for them to talk about (whoop-dee-doo). Do you talk about how you don't like doing drugs, and isn't that the same?

That's fine and all, but like I said my original post was about a specific friend who already knows I don't do any of that shit. So the point is that she knows I don't do it but proceeds to attempt conversation with me about it which I find

[The Phreak]

1. its not the whole drugs thing that gets me, but how they are not confident enough in themselves to talk about you or their selves. they would rather talk about their ex's or what annoys me in boys and girls....

2.how high they were last night and how you should have seen them so shit faced.

3. and when they only talk to you whenever they feel like it

[underOATH]

The major number one most unattractive thing a girl can do: treat me like an emotional tampon. I'm not having that shit.

[litefire]

1. Stop taking out all your anger/stress out on me. It's not my goddamn fault you hate everything.
2. Lose the god damn makeup.
3. STOP BITCHING. Seriously, guys have it just as bad as girls, no one fucking cares if your dad caught you smoking.

[The Jitterskull]

1) Her: *some really illogical dumb thing here*
Me: "Actually, it goes like this because of a, b and c"
Her: "Whatever"

If you're stupid enough to say something dumb out loud, you can take criticism. Don't blow it off because it proves you wrong.

2) We don't want to be around you on PMS days, because you're stupidly illogical and we can't bring you down. At least men fight it over and it's out of the system in an hour or so.

3) You whine about everything, and make pessimists seem less-doomish.