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Old 10-26-2009, 07:15 PM
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One of the best ways is to put the drugs into a bag and swallow, but I always heard stories about bags busting and stuff. Putting a few bags up your butt seems plausible, but I don't think theres *that* much room down there. Would you need a colonic before you did it?

Do Airports check for these sort of things?
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Old 10-26-2009, 07:21 PM
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I wouldn't think everytime you fly they ram fists up your ass..
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Old 10-26-2009, 07:23 PM
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I wouldn't think everytime you fly they ram fists up your ass..
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Old 10-26-2009, 07:25 PM
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http://www.justuseme.com/play/S32It9NjrodpAGU

do that to practice so u can hold more
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Old 10-26-2009, 07:27 PM
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My friend smuggled like 2-3 grams of hash on a transatlantic flight. He put it inside a condom and stuck it up his ass. I don't think it was very comfortable, especially considering it was a 9 hour flight. Kinda dumb, really, as it was just some shit he picked up in Paris that he wanted to smoke with people back home. We have the best stuff in the world here, so there was really very little rationale involved. Needless to say, no pro/con list was drawn up on that one.

Aaand that's ma story .
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heres a picture of me on my bike.. downhill i can get upto 50 km/hr



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Old 10-26-2009, 07:29 PM
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heres a picture of me on my bike.. downhill i can get upto 50 km/hr

Did you used to race that around the DC metro area?
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My friend smuggled like 2-3 grams of hash on a transatlantic flight. He put it inside a condom and stuck it up his ass. I don't think it was very comfortable, especially considering it was a 9 hour flight. Kinda dumb, really, as it was just some shit he picked up in Paris that he wanted to smoke with people back home. We have the best stuff in the world here, so there was really very little rationale involved. Needless to say, no pro/con list was drawn up on that one.

Aaand that's ma story .
what a douchebag. i smuggled weed and a pipe through the airport by putting it in my pocket, walking through the metal detector, and then getting on the plane, flying to my destination, getting off, going home, and getting high.
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I thought they made you empty yo pockets?
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Theres also the more extreme method of cutting your skin or an animals skin, putting the drugs inside, then stiching it back up. But i think thats a bit overkill.

Honestly, if its a small amount, you could probably just leave it in your pocket, act cool/calm, and just walk on and off the plane no problem.
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Putting them up your ass wrapped in a condom would be much easier and safer than swallowing them. There are different degrees of searching too - they can't just go straight into a full body cavity search without good reason, and they can't go poking around inside you if it is just a strip search they're doing.
Of course, having a vagina is even better for this situation. SWIM took a small lump of drugs out on holiday with her in that way and it was absolutely fine.
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Old 10-26-2009, 07:40 PM
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what a douchebag. i smuggled weed and a pipe through the airport by putting it in my pocket, walking through the metal detector, and then getting on the plane, flying to my destination, getting off, going home, and getting high.
Yeah, but this was international and we went through a couple of the world's busiest (and therefore, one would assume/hope, most secure) airports. So it was extra dumb.

Quit reading my posts Liam .
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Put it in condom and tie a string to the condom and the other to one of your teeth.
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I thought they made you empty yo pockets?
if you set off the metal detector they tell you to take any metal objects out of your pockets. of course this would have been around 2003 so it might have changed.
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Taking drugs across borders is too risky, especially in airports, ESPECIALLY, ESPECIALLY, after 9/11. If you can't find drugs in countries that aren't Saudi Arabia, or Burma or places where they kill you for having a joint, you're an idiot anyways.
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:01 PM
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I've always had an idea that you wrap it in cling film (only for soft drugs, no heroin etc) and just keep it in your mouth. Like in your lip or under your tongue or something, and worst comes to worst you swallow it...

Naturally don't do this with "dangerous" drugs, but with hash I think it would work fine
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Old 10-28-2009, 02:01 AM
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why dont you just mail it to yourself if you dont put your name on the sender then how can they know if you sent it?
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Customs will take your shit. They won't know who sent it.
well on the news it said that only about 10 percent of stuff is actually searched so that leaves you a pretty good chance
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Up your ass is infinitely safer than swallowing AND with the right 'training', you're able to fit far, far more. I'm sure you're all familiar with the goatse guy's ass, right? A guy like that would be able to conceal kilo's of drugs. You probably don't want to be that loose, but you can still hold a hefty load of drugs in your ass and maintain a tight sphincter.

Start small. Insert marbles and poop them out again. Marbles come in a variety of sizes, all of which you should be able to condition yourself to within a well spent 2 hours. Pool balls are a good next step. When you get to canned drinks, you can consider yourself certified for your first shipment (assuming you want to be a professional drug mule). Keep stretching to get as loose as you can be - the looser you are, the more money you'll make. Women are particularly well suited for the job. A loose pussy and ass is a highly sought after instrument on the trafficking scene.

Training doesn't have to be a chore either; anal (and vaginal) stimulation can be highly preasurable so don't hesitate to whack it in tandem. If you're worried about incontinence, don't. Kegels will keep your muscles tight and responsive.
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My friend smuggled like 2-3 grams of hash on a transatlantic flight. He put it inside a condom and stuck it up his ass. I don't think it was very comfortable, especially considering it was a 9 hour flight. Kinda dumb, really, as it was just some shit he picked up in Paris that he wanted to smoke with people back home. We have the best stuff in the world here, so there was really very little rationale involved. Needless to say, no pro/con list was drawn up on that one.

Aaand that's ma story .
bullshit i have the best stuff in the world.
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